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  1. $88 for 8lbs of nicely marbled prime rib roast. Salt, pepper, olive oil, cooked to 115F It was awesome.
  2. Both the NYT and NBC reported within the hour that SCOTUS said “no” to turnip on the issue of National Guard troops in Illinois. No idea about the particulars, and of course this but a data point amidst fluidity, https://www.nbcnews.com/video/scotus-rejects-trump-s-bid-to-deploy-national-guard-in-illinois-254947397689
  3. This country used to prosecute criminals and make them experience consequences for their crimes. Saying this is absolutely correct. But, since we have been reduced to shithole status, we don’t have the money to responsibly jail criminals. I mean, this nation could afford it, but there’s not enough political will to make that happen.
  4. Hey, assholes, er Surly! The way to deal with crimes committed in the US is to arrest the accused, put them on trial, and, if guilty, make sure they serve any prison sentence, and then deport those not here legally. You know, the way this country always did things, until the greed fetish starved our judicial function, and now we rationalize releasing red flag types and choose to point fingers instead of voting for sane people who can fund, and deliver, basic government services.
  5. Commit fraud, go to jail. How rich is it that the local bootlickers are exercised by small fry fraudsters while ignoring the grifter in chief? Three billion, according to some estimates, in year one term 2. These folks swallow whatever shit is fed them without complaint. Their brains filter and block any thought of the feculence they consume.
  6. I have no idea if this info is relevant, but your question made me curious and this is what I found. I’d be curious to learn what you IT folks think.
  7. Ah, ha! poor aggy!
  8. Gracias, Imma
  9. This fucking depresses me. What the fuck, Milwaukee jury? https://www.npr.org/2025/12/18/nx-s1-5648584/judge-hannah-dugan-guilty-obstruction-ice
  10. Fair point. The problem I s he expects everyone to ignore that he just crapped his diaper. Here is an example of how adults react when misjudging a fart.
  11. When used as directed, opioids are cheap, safe, and effective.
  12. Childish. You pointed to the 2,700 deaths of migrants at the border, under Biden, and seem to believe addressing that danger justifies turnip’s policies. Troops in cities, funding ICE at a level the Marines don’t enjoy, masked agents, pulling people off the street and disappearing them without due process, detaining children for six months, arrests outside of schools, deportations in defiance of court orders, etc, etc. Those migrant deaths which happened during Biden’s years account for 0.000019 of the deaths this country might have prevented/might still prevent with USAID. And you mock them. Children are often monstrous, so this tracks. Edited to note that increases in ICE’s detention budget, alone, is more than twice what used to be the total USAID budget, and almost four times the proposed socialist bailout of farmers. tHe NaTiOnAl DeBt!
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