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Willfully Horn

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  1. He can’t help it. He was born with a silver boot heel in his mouth.
  2. NPR is finally on the story. Think the government is bloated and wasteful? Pay attention. https://www.npr.org/2025/06/02/nx-s1-5417994/former-doge-engineer-shares-his-experience-working-for-the-cost-cutting-unit
  3. turnip has made his call to the California national guard. The summer didn’t need much heat for shit to hit the oscillator. Want to mingle with the good people to meet?
  4. My wife tells me a titty punch hurts worse. See Betty White for details.
  5. Violent mobs? I haven’t seen any of that. It’s past time for the fourth estate to step up.
  6. Hadn’t heard about this, and missed the performance on CNN; George Clooney has a play about the beginnings of TV news broadcasts, called “Good Night, and Good Luck.” It was performed live on CNN. Slate says it is “right on time.” https://slate.com/culture/2025/06/george-clooney-broadway-good-night-good-luck-cnn-tonys.html Likely more preaching to the choir. But, I’ll watch it and hope for a little skateboarder energy.
  7. HOOK ‘EM! Outstanding, ladies! Congratulations!
  8. Those without a gag reflex can swallow anything.
  9. New World leopards are so fat, we need leopards from the Old World.
  10. It’s misogynists, all the way down to Hell. https://apnews.com/article/abortion-emtala-biden-trump-emergency-hospital-3640bff165dac1d28b91e8adee7e47dd
  11. Who knows? That used to be a losing argument, if I understood BT correctly. Now, I guess you have to check in with the information booth first thing in the morning to know today’s lawyerscope.
  12. Unpossible. The DT brain trust has assured me we will not be affected by federal cuts to the NWS.
  13. Well, there you go. Pato speaks the truth for public school teachers.
  14. Willfully Horn replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    SA po-po claim there is no evidence to support the husband’s accusation. And, they say, no evidence of a hate crime. Except, you know, the husband’s eyewitness testimony. And the dead dog.
  15. Willfully Horn replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
  16. Yes. Trusting scientists saved the lives of a couple of hundred people.
  17. Some of those LGBT Harvard degrees are pretty versatile.
  18. Yeah, I don’t immediately understand the judge’s ruling. Anyone speak LA Federal judge, and care to explain?
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