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gail the snail

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  1. 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

    Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

    В Советской России окно откроется!

  2. When I was but a niño my tia would take me to watch them mate, the peppers. The smell, how you say, ano de lobo. Some times I look back on those days and I remember the migrant harvesters, young and old, shuffling through dusty streets to the Hatchery, working long hours in the cara del sol, preserving their heritage. 

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  3. Two men walk into a bar. One of them orders a whiskey sour, the other an old fashioned. Oh yeah, they're twins. So two twins walk into the bar. Two people, not two sets of people. Anyway, one of them orders a whiskey sour and the other a negroni. The bartender makes the drinks, and then has to figure out which twin gets which drink. But the catch is, the bartender can't talk because he has throat cancer from decades of the smooth, easy draw of a Pall Mall cigarette. He's misplaced his throat hum machine, so he can only grunt, and can't ask questions. So how does the bartender figure out which twin gets which drink?

  4. 3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    nice offer gail. my own ranting nearly had me unwilling to pull the trigger, especially being that the two players you just acquired can (combined) play every IF position. plus, DiDi is going to have a bunch of extra games coming up, and he's going to love hitting in that ballpark in Philly. Snell is obviously a risky acquisition for me- high risk/high reward for sure. but that's pretty much my entire MO, so we have a deal. good luck snail, i hope this trade works out for both of us. if not you owe me a handy under the table. 

    "She's mashing it!"

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