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SimkinsMan

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  1. While I agree in theory, this class will be juniors when we catch Michigan in Austin in 2027. I know, it don't make a shit. But still.
  2. Deion fucking over the Aggies is the news I needed this morning.
  3. Think of all the criticisms lobbed at the Texas football program over the last 25 years. They were soft (no longer). They can't win the big game (Alabama, Michigan, Aggy, say hello). They have elite skill players but are weak in the trenches (oh, it's already been Broughton). They don't develop players (dL-OL). The coaching staff is a good old boys club (bake this, motherfucker) Eleven win Esteban has turned all of that shit around. I'm sure if you squint you can find some problems with the coaching staff, but from where he started four years ago to now has been a remarkable exercise in program building. Basically, the administration, AD, alumni, students, and Austin community have all been brought into the program and are contributing to its success. All of that effort to prepare the UT football team for the SEC-SEC-SEC. We are lucky to have Sarkisian. Now let's go finish the job...
  4. THEY TOLD US IT WAS A LINE OF SCRIMMAGE LEAGUE. AND WE TOOK THAT PERSONALLY. Seriously, the roster building under Sarkisian has been fucking fantastic. Tonight we dominated the trenches.
  5. Get in the motherfucker!
  6. Yes that appears to be the case.
  7. The next great aggy QB of course!
  8. These dumbasses fail to realize that this is also the best offensive line they've faced this season, by far.
  9. Arthur Smith scares you to death.
  10. This is very difficult. Justice Finkley Warren Roberson Derion Gullette Tausili Akana Malik Agbo Freddie DuBose Connor Stroh Colton Vasek I could only get to eight ...
  11. Man the Chuckles era, with his cryptic stooge Higdon, really was the darkest timeline for the Texas football program. Add in Steve Patterson and it was just a shittastic crap sandwich all around. Thank god for seven-win Steve ...
  12. According to Massey, Kentucky is 16 and Aggy is 20th in defensive rating. So they’re equivalent-ish.
  13. I still don't understand this call, and if I were an aggy fan (which by the grace of God, I am not) I would be howling mad. I think that timeout cost aggy the game.
  14. This game ...
  15. Bopper 1 has reached the bargaining stage, I see ...
  16. Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance. I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy.
  17. Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.
  18. My initial thought was, why does this meathead hate Bert Auburn so much?
  19. Fired again. https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1858568777845059702
  20. Biff is gonna put McFly Herman in his place.
  21. I'm pretty happy with the performance of the revamped Texas DL under Kenny Baker, thanks.
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