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Hank Kingsley

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  1. "Dear Americans, I HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. You want to see some "BOO-OOBS". I've instructed my new best friend NANCY MACE to unleash her fantastic naturals (for her age!!) but only after PALESTINE SCHUMER ends the SHUTDOWN!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
  2. Big fucking win after that Spurs game. LFG.
  3. "CONGRATS to MIke Johnson! After narrowly losing the bid for our Thailand beach vacation, he stepped up BIGLY to win the Catholic Priest fantasy camp in El Salvador auction! Many people are saying his "Trump Dance" when they announced "SOLD!" was almost as good as mine! Have fun, Mike, but we'll need you back in DC soon!!"
  4. Nothing screams Christian values or godliness more than a rich Republican going on a Thailand beach vacation. I'm sure everything would be above board.
  5. Was all on board for AI to cure cancer or help society, but this is so much better.
  6. "The guy sucks and is super successful, I don't know why people hate him" is quite the take.
  7. Assuming there's another election, one of the campaign promises from the Dem candidate should be to restore the White House interior and repurposing the ballroom.. Literally come up with a specific budget and tell people it's a Day 1 promise.
  8. He didn't say this. Troll account.
  9. Fuck the NFL too. A dog shit product held together by fantasy football and gambling.
  10. Fuck off, Trump. Fuck off, Adam Schefter. Fuck off, ESPN.
  11. This is the heart of the matter.
  12. Incredible. The guy that passed out in Oval Office yesterday was not Gordon Findlay, a pharma exec, that was trending all day yesterday on X. Just blatantly wrong info that spread like wildfire. Turns out he was Eli Lilly patient that has been taking a GLP-1.
  13. Still can't believe how cowardly and weak so many Americans (including some friends and family) ended up being. American exceptionalism was a total lie, half this country submitted to a famous grifter and abandoned their fellow man. It's so fucking pathetic. For shame.
  14. She's hitting refresh until she finds one she likes. It feels like your inventing all the work needed for her to create a song. This is a total cheat code, as she basically admitted she has no musical talent. I have immense respect for real musical artists and feel very comfortable rejecting this bullshit and being vocal about it. AI music is a lame party trick and my hope is people move on from it quickly.
  15. Did you actually watch the video? She enters a few prompts on her laptop and the music spits out. Don’t think she’s doing much post production work, if any.
  16. Google AI is absolute shit. Not saying they’re wrong here, but it’s completely unreliable.
  17. No chance. But Nancy Reagan is looking up from Hell with confused pride at the new Throat Goat residing in D.C.
  18. The Von Lanes are filling up, jump on a reservation ASAP if you’re contemplating using one to travel.
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