Everything posted by dcbc
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Surly Sausages
I'm being left to my own devices; just the dogs and I this weekend. So I'm making cheddar hot guts. I've got the cheese drying out and found a cheap, select, 10 lb brisket. Point end is seasoned up and going into the sausage while the flat was cubed up and frozen for ground beef at some point. OU Sucks!
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We used to be a proper country!
It's not just this moment. It's a lot of them. Feel free to share.
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
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17th Annual TX/ou Happy Hour at Lee Harvey’s - 10/10/2025
I figured I'd watch the game at the Lambda Chi House at SMU and wait for you to show up with a shit ton of beer, some wax cups, and a CPAP after the game. OU SUCKS!
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Nerdsplaining Movie Plot Holes
- Nerdsplaining Movie Plot Holes
The secret Nazi base was on an island north of Crete in the Aegean Sea. Assuming Katanga's ship left from Alexandria and had sailed for a day or more before it was boarded in the Mediterranean , probably not a ridiculous distance. Assuming it was summer, surface waters of both of those oceans would be tolerable at periscope depth. Is lashing oneself to the periscope of a Nazi sub with a bullwhip for an extended period far-fetched? Yes. Yes it is.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Avatar checks out as Asswater- I need someone to help me get in contact with this man
Comment on his Youtube video. He might respond. Or try jarrodjohnsonlegend (at) g-mail (dot) com Worth a shot.- I need someone to help me get in contact with this man
That guy needs to be on the bus to Dallas with this team. If he can do 13 minutes, he can do a couple of hours. I can only imagine how triggering the Warby-Parker commercials are for him. They make me want to kick the TV screen.- Best Fried Chicken
Since I've seen a few references to out-of-state fried chicken at this point, I would be remiss if I didn't mention The Slogar in Crested Butte, CO. It's been a minute since I've had it, but my recollection of it is that the family-style fried chicken they serve is unmatched.- My weekend at The Swamp 2025
My hope and suspicion is that the end of the tailgates might mean the end of Away-Game tailgates with occasional exceptions made where there is a system in place to prevent immamac from losing his shirt (or wedding ring) on the deal.- I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
My wife and younger son were at the store yesterday and he asked to pick out some steaks for dinner. Good job, young man. They came home with a strip and two ribeyes that none of us would be able to get close to finishing.- My weekend at The Swamp 2025
I'm not inviting another long story, but I thought you went to aggy?- My weekend at The Swamp 2025
Made me think of this as well.- Texas -- a failed state
I mean, I'm a lawyer in Texas, but . . .- My weekend at The Swamp 2025
Fuckin' A. I'm reading the pregame half of this like Goodfellas with Hen(d)ry driving around seeing helicopters, making sure his brother, Mikey, stirred the sauce and bitching at fucking Lois for needing her lucky hat she wouldn't fly without. Dude, you are a true champion of organization. I'm sad to read that this one probably did you in. I'm particularly sad that my friends I've got coming in from all over the country for the Vandy game apparently won't get to experience a Surly tailgate? But I get it. It's obviously a shit-ton of work and you're handling it without a lot of consistent support, and it sounds like you lost a bit of your ass on this one unfortunately. In the years to come, I was hoping to offer up a few weekends of tailgate support with manual labor, cooking, setup, general shit (although sadly, this year was not in the cards for me). In any event, thanks for all you have done and all you may do in the future. Hook 'em!- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Also, at the end of the day, you threw a sick party.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Hit up a tip on the tailgate. Even if you're watching from a UT Water Ski Tournament. Just saying. Help a brother out.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
"Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry."- Texas -- a failed state
Honestly, since the schools hand out Chromebooks to the kids now, I can see some parents not bothering. Now, my kids were given computers long before college admissions acceptance time, but my wife and I are some of the world's best parents, so . . .- Texas -- a failed state
Oh, wow. I went to high school with Lisa (and college too apparently). She's a pretty smart person. Probably should have bought her daughter a computer though or been a little more hands-on about college admissions. The Sid Miller connection sure tracks with politics and strange bed-fellows axiom.- It's Friday assholes.... time for SEC play
I'll be at a UT Water Ski Tournament watching on my phone. TEXAS!!!- 20 Years Later: The Simpsons Movie 2
Of all the things that should have ended years ago, The Simpsons is among the things that bothers me the least. Bring it on. There is a lot of suck in the world. I'm willing to bet this will be decent.- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Alright. Shame on all of you who won't buy immamac a sex tent or a shitty motel. The dude is doing all of this for you. Get busy! Get my man the Rain Man Suite! Go donate $20. You got $20. Stop arguing in the cloak room for 1 minute and tip my man like he just gave you the most mediocre lap dance ever. Shiat! https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/tailgate - Nerdsplaining Movie Plot Holes
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