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PenelopeWitherspoon

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  1. So, it snowed. New York’s hottest winter destination is Central Sparkle—that’s Central Park… but fashion. Located between “I can’t feel my face” and “I’ve made peace with hypothermia,” this magical snow kingdom is the place your therapist calls “concerningly whimsical.” This place has everything: • people sledding on antique silver trays • influencers doing slow-motion twirls in faux fur coats • rich Upper East Side babies wearing Fair Isle sweaters… on their souls • Sydney Applebaum This place’s VIP attraction is… Harvey 🐶 He’s a very distinguished white boxer/lab in a red and green hoodie. He approves vibes. He is… the emotional infrastructure of the park. Children bow to him. Adults confess secrets to him. A French couple painted his portrait. At one point, he simply blinked… and it was poetry.
  2. Russell Crowe is outstanding in this. Actually, I thought all the acting was very good.
  3. Harvey and I had a great walk this morning.
  4. Also, Andrew Tate claimed he bet on himself to lose and made a ton of money, implying he "fixed the fight." Last I checked, you go to jail for that. So all women and all bookies hate you. What a slimeball.
  5. Was glorious seeing Jake Paul get handed his ass by Anthony Joshua. Pretty sure these are real Tweets (not on X), but the photos are real and speak for themselves.
  6. I don't get the Bowen hate.
  7. Good to see KKKaroline gets gender affirming care. See those injection sites on her lips?
  8. So it is pretty obvious that Ana is trolling. When does he get permabanned? He is obviously not well and something has broken him.
  9. I saw that. Lol.
  10. The blonde at the bar and the guy that made her eat pavement should get free drinks forever. Fuck this cunt.
  11. Vicki Paladino is a cunt and should resign. Also, she said that to a tweet about the Australian hero WHO IS MUSLIM.
  12. Wrong. Yep. Trump likes 'em young. Don't believe me, listen to his Howard Stern interview. Receipts, asshole.
  13. Who is starting the new thread for the new year?
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