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PenelopeWitherspoon

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Everything posted by PenelopeWitherspoon

  1. I'm done playing nice with cunts like him. He will come back in a bit with an excuse (spending time with his wife, who most likely married him for his money and only puts up with his sorry ass to fund her lifestyle blog/kids who will end up hating him when they realize what a piece of shit he is) then double down on his hate and tell all of us how we are so miserable cause we are unmarried with no kids. Immamac should have jettisoned his ass years ago. Icono as well. They bring nothing but hate to this site.
  2. The right thing is they hear arguments and vote 9-0 and tell him to get the fuck out. That is what should happen. With this timeline...who the fuck knows.
  3. @Frank Drebin is a misogynistic cunt. It should not shock anyone that he graduated undergrad from ACU. Fuck him.
  4. The court is taking up birthright citizenship. This should be a 9-0 decision telling Trump to sit down and shut the fuck up, but with Alito and Uncle Ruckus.... Fuck this timeline.
  5. What a cunt. Signed, someone educated by Jesuits.
  6. Nancy Mace is cray cray. She is also about two weeks older than I am. It is shocking to me how hate ages people.
  7. I like it. And she is right. Olivia Munn said something similar on the show with Jenna.
  8. This person posts here, right?
  9. So, I'm coming back into the country on Friday. Is the Surly law mafia ready to engage if I get detained?
  10. I find it amusing that the worst of our right wing posters are no where to be found right now. Fucking cowards.
  11. Lol. No.
  12. Harvard tells Trump to suck it. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/us/harvard-trump-reject-demands.html?smid=nytcore-android-share Someone else will have to post whole story. I'm on my phone in Paris.
  13. Andrew Tate who then came to the US and sexually assaulted someone else. Fucking bizarro world we are in.
  14. I'm in Paris after two weeks in London working my ass off. 20250411_194707.mp4
  15. OMA is outstanding. Go if you get a chance. This was last night.
  16. The longer we suffer in Trump 2.0, the more I'm convinced that that "assassination attemp" was a fucking con job.
  17. Went to Restaurant St. Barth's on Saturday after a day of drinking champagne with friends. Followed up by cocktails (and more champagne) at the Connaught.
  18. She’s a hateful cunt that deserves to be deplatformed.
  19. What a miserable cunt.
  20. Come on, ketamine! Do your thing!
  21. Russian asset.What a cunt.
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