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Cement

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  1. Best governor in the country.
  2. Ok shit-for-brains would it make you feel any better if it was from a CBS reporter?
  3. WOAH! THIS IS HUGE!! This race is tight tight tight like your mom was before I got through with her. All you card carrying members of the Surly Woke Brigade should sell your house and all your belongings and give all your money to Beto. This is no time to sit on the sidelines. This is the most important election in our lifetime and that's not just hyperbole. This is the chance to TURN TEXAS BLUE so that we can outlaw fossil fuels, pass infanticide oops I mean abortion on demand, ensure the border is open (well actually Bidens already done that so mission accomplished), tax the shit out of everyone, let the homeless shit anywhere they want, decriminalize shoplifting, and teach 6 year olds how to sex after allowing them to go through taxpayer funded gender re-assignment surgery. Now is the time to do all you can to send Beto to Austin! You don't want to be thinking after the election that you could have done more, like that Schindler guy at the end of that Civil War movie. The governor office is within your grasp so get out there and do all you can do to elect this man as the face of Texas!
  4. Enjoy the midterms libs. And if NBC says it's 40%, Biden's real approval rating is probably more like 25-30%.
  5. I'm so glad I didn't get my kids vaccinated and I feel just awful for you parents who ignorantly listened to the CDC. Anybody defending or listening to the CDC at this point is being willfully ignorant. But disinfomation from Joe Rogan is the problem, right?
  6. Well since you asked, let's see what those alt-rights at *check notes* 60 Minutes say. "Unethical and irresponsible"
  7. Strange how the "but misinformation" crowd is silent on this. But yes, Joe Rogan is the problem.
  8. Read it and weep libs - get out of your bubble, actually talk to real people, and realize that most parents outside of the Surly Lib Brigade agree with DeSantis. But you can always move to California, where grooming 7 year olds is not only tolerated but celebrated.
  9. President Applesauce-for-Brains.
  10. Lulz at all these libs who got their panties in a bind because the state is taking action to keep depressed and confused 11 year olds who spend too much time on tiktok from taking puberty blockers.
  11. A-fucking-men.
  12. Ch-Ching! This corrupt motherfucker worried about Pfizer stock price.
  13. Just like CRT. "We're not teaching sex to K-3rd graders. But don't even think about passing a law banning it!" Why are liberals so intent on grooming Kindergartners? Scary, scary stuff. If you think teachers should be teaching sex to K-3rd graders, you fucking crazy like I fuck your Mom.
  14. I love how DeSantis easily owns the media and the libs giving them an anyeurism. But I'll say a prayer for this reporter who joins a long line of media that has been taken to the woodshed by our future president.
  15. If they had a shred of integrity, every administrator at the CDC would resign in disgrace. Fucking liars and with the facts, they're as loose as South Austin's mom. And Joe Rogan is the one who's spreading misinformation...
  16. Never forget that the mainstream media and 99% of the CR was jizzing all over themselves when Obama said this.
  17. lmao but completely predictable that the libs here are going orange man bad and blaming trump for Biden's fuckups. The entire left has been wrong about Russia and a disaster in foreign policy and now they're projecting. Never forget that. There's a direct line between Biden's Afghanistan mess and what we're seeing now and what we're going to see across the globe in the next couple years. What a pussy ass bitch. Putin knows Biden is weak thanks to the Afghanistan debacle.
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