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Fort Worth is exploding
Women my mom’s age are in their late 60’s. I like classic cars; classic women not so much.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Sitting in the bar at Sinclair and I’ve been hit on by three different packs of women that got day drunk out there. Only problem is they’re all old enough to be my mother.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Runs?? Plural? Wtf is going on
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Check out these fucking chips
No spicyness, and not overpowering on the lime or cucumber but it’s definitely there. Not a bad choice at all. Chili cheese fries are fine, but they taste just like the chili cheese Fritos except they’re potato chips not corn chips. Kinda meh but still not bad at all.
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Check out these fucking chips
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One of these days Marcus is gonna quit being worthless…..right??- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big Sam!- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
107 mph? Extra cheddar on that SmashBurger- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
SMASHBURGER PART DEUX!- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Woulda been nice if that crushed a finger or a hamate bone- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
SMASHBURGER!!!- Horrible way to die new stories
Africanized bees have been a problem in that part of Texas for the last 30+ years.- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
At least we won’t be shutout- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Holy fucking shit- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fuck this fucking ump- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Little Josh will find a way!- Check out these fucking chips
Not good at all. Tastes like the Mexican street corn and Salsa Verde flavors mixed together, but not as hot as the salsa verde and with an overpowering lime flavor. 2/10- Fort Worth is exploding
Moving to a different location- 2025 MLB thread
Do you understand how the dipshit you quoted works?- Fort Worth is exploding
That adios pantalones is actually the only brew from Rahr that I’ve ever liked. Damn tasty after three hours of mowing- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
One of these days,m we’ll quit trying so hard to save the stupid from themselves.- Bourbon
Remember that time I ordered us a bunch of Gold and SFTB from England for $115 and $125 each? Those were fun times. And for those wondering, the $115 and $125 included shipping. Fuck specs and fuck TW- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Motherfucker- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Well fuck- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Haggerty has some fuckin wheels - Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
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