Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Take the no-no and shove it up your ass fucko
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Favorite Hot Sauce
I just took inventory and I have 17 hot sauces in my refrigerator. Glorious hot sauces. The best hot sauces. So great. And the most expensive is the $8 12oz Cholula. You are outside of your gotdamned mind with a $15 hot sauce that’ll be gone in three uses.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
That 7/8/9 is fucking rough. Woof
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
As in Helsinki Sweden?
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2025 MLB thread
If Bud had taken the two year deal the Nats offered him in 2016 he could have avoided this, and I bet the Rockies would have still found a way to lose the same amount of games without him.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Rocker eligible to be activated Tuesday? I imagine he’s going to RR and won’t be rejoining the adults in Arlington for a bit.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Adolis did not wear his PF Flyers today
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
The kid does it again!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Let’s see if Nate can one-up DeGrom on K’s today
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
All you can eat? ?! I intend to bankrupt the Lake Worth Bdubs.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Again
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Corey looking skrong
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Gonna be hard to overcome this big of a deficit
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Fort Worth is exploding
He’s too ornery to get kilt like that. It’ll be some old biker hag stabs him in the parking lot of Maxine’s with a rusty pair of needlenose pliers
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Fort Worth is exploding
Spy gonna have to stick with Kincaid’s for awhile now
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2025 MLB thread
Modern day Mother Teresa
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Hoe Lee Schitt
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Marcus is fucking putrid
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Joc Jack time!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I’ll go ahead and put in the call for Joc now.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
16 fucking hits and 10 LOB. Wild
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Have a seat fucko!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Bring me pizza fuckers!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I’m buying you a Boone shirsey if Joc hits for the cycle tonight
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If Jimmy Neutron and Johnny Bravo had a douchebag son. Also, if you couldn’t tell I’m not a fan of any of the three Boone’s. Not even Boone’s Farm Melonball.