Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Goddamn yall are some miserable fucks
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
You realize if we have cut our drops in half and our missed Fg’s in half there’s overwhelming odds that we are up 22-13?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yall can shut the fuck up now. Q hasn’t been perfect, but he’s our best chance to win today and that’s why.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
The worst thing that could happen to us is Carson Beck being out for the rest of the game
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Quinn is 13/21 for 205 with 4 drops and the int that hit Bond in the hands and some of y’all are ready to string him up for one shitty throw. Goddamn I hate most of you stupid fucks
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
That’s the incompletions now that have hit the receiver in the hands, one leading to an int. This shit needs to stop
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
How about you shut the fuck up. Everything that has gone wrong on offense to this point has been in the players doing absolutely fucking dumb shit. Not on the play calling. Quinn was 5/7 for 119 yards a few plays ago.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Holy fuck that was right in the bread basket. Absolutely perfect throw Quinn
- Chili w/o beans
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Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Don’t think either guy in pic 2 is the one from the first one. Haven’t seen any of these before that day nor have I seen them since. This fella looks old and ripe for the pickin’
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ESPN GAME DAY
Don’t do that. The gays are infinitely more tolerable than the French.
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2024 Big 12 Championship - Iowa State vs. Arizona State
Dillingham had a stroke, MI, and shit himself all at the same time.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Landmark Lodge is on fire. Dr. Fear gonna have to find somewhere else to bang hookers and cocaine.
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2024 Texas High School Football
Maybe next year. That last two minutes was wild
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Tell me about Ozempic (Wegovy, etc)
Makes you crave fat girls.
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ROFL BOX could use your prayers
9.6, or 9,600 uL, isn’t remotely close to an alarming leukocyte count. BGA is high but not wildly concerning, especially given his fighting off sepsis and the effect that has on sugar levels. What is concerning is his loss of sensation and motor function in his distal extremities given that he was at one point in septic shock. With the H&H being down and him still fighting issues related to an infection, the concern from this wild ass redneck that definitely has no medical experience would be that he was in septic shock long enough that his body shunting blood to his core is causing necrosis in his distal extremities. There is no reversing that. In fact, if amputation isn’t performed in a timely manner it could kill him. But his white count being in normal range says that isn’t happening. So, I’m very curious.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Not a pro. Not a Joe. He was dead within 3 hours. Buried in the damn desert. Unmarked grave out past Terlingua
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Quit. Fucking. Quoting. Him. You fucking ASVAB waiver.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I +rep’d this. Not necessarily because of the content, but because you did what so many other dipshits above you couldn’t do and responded to that flaming spastic gobshite without quoting him, and this subjecting those of us that have him on ignore to his idiotic drivel. Take notes people.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I bet you wet your bed when those gomers got Denver Harris, Daylon Mack and Evan Stewart.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
A kerfuffle? No, didn’t hear anything of the sort. Nary a word of a fracas either. I do believe there was a mild ruckus postgame at midfield with some youngsters clamoring around the aggy logo.
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Tre Wisner
At least get the quote right doofy. “His momma named him Quintrevion, I’mma call him Quintrevion.”
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Quintrevion “Don’t call me Tre” Wisner! His momma call him Quintrevion, Imma call him Quintrevion!
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
That’s a TEXAS TOUCHDOWN fuckers
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKASS BITCH