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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
You don't want to lose the offensive coaching team that managed a field goal against Miami which just beat Ohio State by a bigger margin than the Aggies. It's remarkable that these coaches from the new OC on down weren't poached by other programs hoping to emulate A&M's offensive success!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They already have a miserable streak of not winning that conference. They need somewhere fresh. Tech would have destroyed A&M. William! Yep. It should be familiar. Watching your betters play after the pitiful end of another A&M football season. Also, you're wrong about nobody favoring the Aggies. You had them on your website all season. Now get to work building the new rollercoaster. This year it will go all the way to the top! Aggies raging about having to play Miami is chickenshit city. You were the higher seed at home. Even if you didn't start against them, you'd have eventually had to play them at a neutral field. You're just pining for a playoff win against somebody weak. Loser attitude. My God, what a fun weekend. Go Indiana!
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
Two legendary programs. We (and Michigan) sort of learned what it feels like when somebody like Michigan or Texas roll into town to play a non-blue blood. The win carries prestige beyond other games. I thought I saw that on the field from both teams. Until it got a little chippy towards the end, I felt like I was seeing respect on the playing field. Sideline clowning ain't shit.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Orange Bowl - #5 Oregon vs. #4 Texas Tech
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Orange Bowl - #5 Oregon vs. #4 Texas Tech
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
It's fun when the Aggies get giddy. That was maybe the height of their frenzied certainty that they, at last, had arrived where they've always belonged. They'd been robbed of being national champions in the Covid season, but now they could fulfil their destiny. A loaded roster and a coach who knows how to win a national championship. Disaster ensues. I think it's far giddier than they generally were after the past two years' fools gold win streaks. Now they're back to Aggie world. They lost by fewer points to Miami than OSU and they should be ranked above Texas because of common opponent Florida. Whatever gets you through the construction of the next rollercoaster.
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
Thanks, @texifornia . This is quite an example of "fine writing." Has somebody changed the grammar rules for quote marks (yellow)? He may use them correctly once to show scorn for "top team" although the Wolverines are ranked in the top 20. The rest? Putting quotes on a pronoun is particularly bold. Then I noticed the use of ellipses (blue). I bet he's revered as a smart guy in College Station, but is insufferable for anyone else to listen to for even a moment...
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
Well said. Some people should learn that they can say something good without saying something bad. \ Agree. I never felt like we were just barely managing or getting lucky. We never wavered which is sorta new after the bad years. I feel like we will win when I watch. I was delighted that we didn't go with the three man rush Victory D that always gives up a fast touchdown. I'm happy Boom is coming back. Cwush your enemies. See dem dwiven before you. Heah the lamentation of the wimmin. Their story was the Michigan QB and they were too dumb to get off script. I don't know that it was prejudiced. Just seemed like idiots blathering the obvious. Exactly. Incompetent not cheaters. What fun!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Take comfort knowing that you're not on the national radar except to be an occasional blip almost out of range.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
We start with a truly sad story that happened the night we beat A&M: She fell from a balcony to her death. It's been ruled a suicide. I have no intention to make light of that. Down-thread, an Aggie fact is birthed: Nothing more suspicious than all the stories adding up. (Later, investigation revealed that the party was abandoned prior to the young woman's fall.) Aggie fact now matures. Only five hours since OP: Further alarm! This turns out to be a drunken suicide. Truly terrible and pretty fairly obvious from early on. But Aggies aren't falling for that. It's the grieving mother questioning the event. Such shattering news is hard to accept. Very human. Aggies are unhinged merely that something happened near t.u. Even the news media can't get their story straight. Was it an apartment complex or a 17-story building? Answer that for me! Fucking yokel. Now we get some real spittle hitting the monitor. This guy puts two and two together. Yes! The murderers are surely on Texags! Fewer than 16 hours (including overnight), the shrillness continues to build. To be fair and balanced: Five votes in favor of reason. More Aggie sleuthing: Timelines. It's always timelines where conspiracies to cover-up a murder masquerading as a terrible suicide are sussed out! City, police, news media conspiracy. Now the Aggies are glad an attorney from Houston (some guy named Busby) has leapt to the rescue! A commotion! Roofies, sexual assault, murder! (*Already reported earlier in the thread that the young woman had a loud, combative argument with her boyfriend over the phone that she suspiciously borrowed and returned to another girl in the apartment. Can you imagine?) Cops failed to interview a passerby or witness in another apartment at the time! CALL OUT THE RANGERS! That is if they've completed their investigation of the Baylor rape culture. Aggies are all over this! Then nothing after 12/5 until this sly post on 12/30. This guy gets it. This is why I was moved to post all this Aggie paranoia and idiocy. 1 Similar circumstances in a city 80 miles away. Already creepy. 2 Involves Hispanic woman (how likely is that in San Antonio? Huh?) Who goes missing! Exactly like the woman who disappeared (over a balcony rail) in Austin! The Austin woman was missing for about 3 minutes. Otherwise, it's a big ditto. 3 No signs of foul play! What could be more suspicious than this coincidence? 4 Discovered in a field! Exactly like a terrifying (truly) plunge off a 17th floor balcony onto a parking lot. There's only one conclusion: We have some t-sip serial killers! Fucking geniuses. Sorry for the young woman. Both of them, actually. However, anthropology demands that this cultural display of willful, hysterical delusion be documented. Sad that nothing stops Aggies from fucking up anything they touch. Rest in Peace, troubled girl.
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Trump’s America
We won't be a woke nation. And that's evidently how we like it. Woke basically means tolerance. We hate it!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He was impressive up to the injury. I felt that had he come back at full strength against us, it would be a big factor. I don't know if the Miami game proves me wrong or merely that he wasn't fully recovered. I don't know if the injury in that game was a re-injury or something new.
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