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  1. We start with a truly sad story that happened the night we beat A&M: She fell from a balcony to her death. It's been ruled a suicide. I have no intention to make light of that. Down-thread, an Aggie fact is birthed: Nothing more suspicious than all the stories adding up. (Later, investigation revealed that the party was abandoned prior to the young woman's fall.) Aggie fact now matures. Only five hours since OP: Further alarm! This turns out to be a drunken suicide. Truly terrible and pretty fairly obvious from early on. But Aggies aren't falling for that. It's the grieving mother questioning the event. Such shattering news is hard to accept. Very human. Aggies are unhinged merely that something happened near t.u. Even the news media can't get their story straight. Was it an apartment complex or a 17-story building? Answer that for me! Fucking yokel. Now we get some real spittle hitting the monitor. This guy puts two and two together. Yes! The murderers are surely on Texags! Fewer than 16 hours (including overnight), the shrillness continues to build. To be fair and balanced: Five votes in favor of reason. More Aggie sleuthing: Timelines. It's always timelines where conspiracies to cover-up a murder masquerading as a terrible suicide are sussed out! City, police, news media conspiracy. Now the Aggies are glad an attorney from Houston (some guy named Busby) has leapt to the rescue! A commotion! Roofies, sexual assault, murder! (*Already reported earlier in the thread that the young woman had a loud, combative argument with her boyfriend over the phone that she suspiciously borrowed and returned to another girl in the apartment. Can you imagine?) Cops failed to interview a passerby or witness in another apartment at the time! CALL OUT THE RANGERS! That is if they've completed their investigation of the Baylor rape culture. Aggies are all over this! Then nothing after 12/5 until this sly post on 12/30. This guy gets it. This is why I was moved to post all this Aggie paranoia and idiocy. 1 Similar circumstances in a city 80 miles away. Already creepy. 2 Involves Hispanic woman (how likely is that in San Antonio? Huh?) Who goes missing! Exactly like the woman who disappeared (over a balcony rail) in Austin! The Austin woman was missing for about 3 minutes. Otherwise, it's a big ditto. 3 No signs of foul play! What could be more suspicious than this coincidence? 4 Discovered in a field! Exactly like a terrifying (truly) plunge off a 17th floor balcony onto a parking lot. There's only one conclusion: We have some t-sip serial killers! Fucking geniuses. Sorry for the young woman. Both of them, actually. However, anthropology demands that this cultural display of willful, hysterical delusion be documented. Sad that nothing stops Aggies from fucking up anything they touch. Rest in Peace, troubled girl.
  2. We won't be a woke nation. And that's evidently how we like it. Woke basically means tolerance. We hate it!
  3. He was impressive up to the injury. I felt that had he come back at full strength against us, it would be a big factor. I don't know if the Miami game proves me wrong or merely that he wasn't fully recovered. I don't know if the injury in that game was a re-injury or something new.
  4. I'd like to see more posts saying a good OL is important to having a good team. Or maybe some more repetition about what we need out of the portal. Definitely more largely irrelevant regurgitation of football board diatribe. A person doesn't have to copy and paste (but I do it from memory! hurrah for you.) the same shit over and over to every new thread he visits. Try to be funny every once in awhile.
  5. Absolutely true. It is a point in favor of suggesting A&M is making progress. Thanks for your other points as well.
  6. The TexAgs Thread I think this is kind of interesting. Two viewpoints are laid out. I'm not being ironic or absurd for once. What do we think about the Aggies advancing their program? Seriously. I tend to agree with Sunray Ag. But maybe I'm underrating their record and playoff appearance. I think beating ND and LSU merely showed that they can win an away game. I'll ignore the controversial hold against ND. I don't think that moves the needle at all to anyone who isn't an Aggie. LSU sucked, but it was a big victory margin. The playoff is expanded, but they would have made them anyway. I don't think there is any anticipation of them being a constant presence in the playoffs from here on out. On the other hand, I'm not exactly neutral or any kind of a football genius. I don't think the A&M program can be considered advanced until they actually consistently achieve something that turns heads. Had they crushed us or Miami, I think they could say they're program has advanced as that would be a real improvement over last year instead of just sort of an improvement. Any opinions? Let's try to take a sober look at the Texas A&M University Fightin' Texas Aggies. This will probably die quickly as do any thread I ever start. Humiliating, to tell you the truth. I respectfully invite @aggie08 @956 Worldwide & any other regular Aggie posters here to share their opinions. They're smart guys.
  7. A buddy close to the program.
  8. Whoa there, hoss. You mean hearsay about other quiet agreements led you to assume you had a similar agreement even though it was never discussed? You think a gentleman's agreement is wholly unspoken and transferrable? You got over your skis using that term. A gentleman's agreement is generally done with a handshake after discussing terms. It's not an assumption that you have an agreement because other people do. Bowtie was more than a little dishonest. Nope, you made foolish assumptions and/or stated them to Aggies to pump yourselves up. You're not the arbiters of SEC culture. You're wannabes who assumed a seat near the head of the table and got tossed out of it. And they'll laugh him out of their offices after asking WTF is wrong with you? We don't lie to ourselves about agreements nobody ever made. None of this stuff is in writing because nobody wanted to permanently commit to it. Now go get you shine box!
  9. No worries. It will eventually be retrieved as a cock ring.
  10. I'm truly glad a movie, any movie, does that for someone. Because this particular movie series doesn't do that for me does not mean I don't have the same experience with other movies both great and fair or even bad to others. I miss the days in the first 30 or so years of my life when just about any movie was good enough. A bad comedy was and is insufferable. Things changed particularly when I began to study film. I don't like being the dickhead audience member with his arms crossed daring the filmmaker to entertain me (that's hyperbole, BTW), but once a person develops critical abilities about anything, it's hard to turn them off. I've learned that I don't want to be a connoisseur. I prefer being the guy that generally feels, "Hey, this is pretty damn good!" If the chili is good, I don't give a fuck if it has beans.
  11. Good post. It brings to mind how they thought they were somehow instantly elevated in quality by merely adding the SEC patch to their uniforms. SEC teams are better; we are SEC, therefore we are better than we were ten minutes ago. Their habit of stolen valor is omnipresent. The second thing is the myth of the SEC grind. It can be a tough conference, no doubt. The myth is that it takes years to adapt to it and entering it will be a shocking revelation. I think the TexAggies expected us to only have half a team to field at the end of our first season. The sips would be nice and softened up like the bull in the arena awaiting the final challenge of the matador. The Aggies, playing to be in the SEC championship game, would drive in the sword and bring Varsity to its knees. That went differently than they hoped. But, there is next year. Then, your apt comparison to 9/11. Of course, their revenge was the usual Aggie flop. Soon to be financially-secure-for-years Mike Elko made finishing the theme of this season's effort. SEC championship on the line. Undefeated Aggies come to Memorial, blah blah blah. They definitely generated a Fightin' Texas Aggie finish to their season. If we win our bowl, it will be a long dark winter rebuilding the rollercoaster under the direction of William Liucci and all those whose asses are red. Reed's improving in the Spring. The new OL is better than the 2025 one. Look out for Terry Bussey (if he decides to stay)! Will we finally have the Wrecking Crew back? Off season entertainment for everyone.
  12. They were better than us all the years they didn't play us. So, by that standard, they've really closed the gap from the Big 12 days. People just don't understand!
  13. He was their big recruit. Until Concepcion showed up, he was their big hope. Undoubted game-changer. It would be a big deal if he goes to some other program and tears it up. Either the Aggies never found a way to use him or he's not as good as he was rated. It was small town high school competition, but he has flashed at A&M; he just hasn't made much of a mark. The Aggies constant expectation that he, almost alone, could lead them to greatness is why I recall him more than other players. Sometimes, I think being rated an athlete maybe confuses coaches when they get on campus. They dither too much about where to play him. I'm interested in how this turns out. @immamac BTW, love the upgrade. Looks and works great! Now my images won't be so huge. Well done!
  14. That letter is so disgusting that I could not finish it. It wasn't that long ago that the first few paragraphs would have been enough to destroy a politician in the public's mind. The active support for this man and the acquiescent non-opposition is sickening. The acquiescent likely remains unaware of this. Uninterested. Un-citizens of the republic. The active support shows how our attitude towards bullies has changed. A great number of us cheer them. I stopped reading the irony of the writer's claim that Trump had saved the building from almost certain destruction. We had to defile the building to save it.
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