Sadly, William doesn't post transcripts from his shows anymore. Sorry, William, didn't mean to shame you. You're correct to assume that I won't listen to your dull-minded drawl where every statement begins with either The thing is or You have to realize or the combination of the two when you really want to alert your audience that Liucci insight is on the way: You really have to realize the thing is..."
So, the thing is, I only have the headline and a few answers from the esteemed podcast. I wish I had the exuberant notes you prepared for the inevitable victory over Texas (compliments for not saying t.u., btw)
The thing you've got to realize about this team is that it's totally different from the 8-4 teams that faded in November. The thing is, we're now big brother. If you're Texas, you've really got to realize that your days as a blue blood are over; the Aggies' double digit win last night should make everybody everywhere realize that the thing is ...lost my train of thought...oh! the thing is that the Aggies are the new Alabama.
Sorry, Billy (heartfelt use of the diminutive), I bet you were all ready to wear a shirt with a collar and everything. Instead:
I like putting the bitterly in quotes. Such eloquence deserves that distinction. I hope the quote is credited in the droning podcast.
But did your listeners buy your description?
See? No bitterness. The usual "analysis" from TexAgs is lack of passion. If they only worked themselves up into a frenzied desire for victory, they would never lose, and nuts would never have to be squeezed. Refined Aggie Copium.
You'll need all the copium you can provide for them after y'all get bounced from the expanded playoff and return to the familiar surroundings of Rancho 8T4 next season.
At least you have Elko and crew wrapped up with a shiny new extension!
Sweet dreams, William.