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RomaVicta

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  1. Just browsing TexAgs. One thread starts with the usual dishonest generality. Seems we're the delusional ones: A plan to monetize eratz drama through conspicuous consumption and conspicuous calling out. I'm likely repeating something that's been referred to, but they started two threads about the below and both narrowed it down to a t-sip initiative: As you can see, Texas to the SEC is what the article is all about. The parrots take off at the slightest stimulus. An Aggie Fact abirthing. It's crowning! Usual small dick energy touting manly manfulness. Psssst. You do act like it. It's why you're so funny to watch.
  2. Aggies, as usual, were so convinced new Coach Jimbo was Agge through and through. They fire him before the end of the season (with no plan, of course) and comically resent the fact that Jimbo expects them to honor his contract. Now, it turns out, Jimbo doesn't even call that school down the road t.u.! He made the Tox' 'Em Toxins handsign! Thank goodness we have Elko now! He's changing the culture and is Aggie through and through...
  3. That or Nasty Woman. I'd suggest The Human Republic of Transexual, but he'd send the Army and Marines for sure and put everybody to the sword. The Christian Right would cheer. The insecure, scared white men in red hats would high five. The non-voting or undecided will be too focused on things that really matter.
  4. Idle speculation about NFL standing is fascinating stuff. I know it affects the portal choices, but man it's dull as shit.
  5. We belonged. We lost. Football board is the usual crack whore shit fight. I want to be entertained. I think the Aggies were likely relieved that they could declare that Ohio State had a pulse which is proven by beating Texas. I'm surprised ERs around the country don't use the Aggie Standard for pulse determination. On TexAgs: It couldn't have played out any worse for the University of Toxicity! And don't even get me started on how much bigger and better our losses are! I'll take Games Aggies Always Win for 85 years, I mean $800, Alex.
  6. Donald Trump to the GOP since 2017:
  7. You would take wildly exhilerating sex over wit? What's wrong with you?
  8. I guess a big-time college QB doesn't have to learn to be clever with sexting. "I got a snake looking for hole."
  9. That gulf is filled with the unvoting who acquiesce to what we've ended up with. Actually, the number of informed voters is absurdly high. They'd be a little group of converted GOPs and constantly disappointed Dems in a canoe on the gulf.
  10. January 21, this hero takes his place among the fallen heroes of a new era.
  11. Disingenuous pieces of shit that can't generate an original thought about anything. Yea, Texas is famous for throwing starting QBs under the bus and blaming them for everything. Wiggy and the magician. Again Ewers has new apologists: They're building the furk-coaster in record time. Culturecultureculture has replaced facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities. Comfortably mumu-ed Elko is the alchemist. His crucible? Culture. It's all true. They read it on TexAgs!
  12. Show some respect. We're talking about a Supreme Court Justice here! (no CR)
  13. Yea? Well nobody more actively doesn't care about the Big 12 than I do!
  14. And bragging about how much money they bring because of their enormous popularity. The SEC didn't need a brand like Texas because they already had the fabulous Aggie brand! Anyone would be lucky to have them! Everybody wants them!
  15. Small people. They're just too nice and classy to win anything big. Well, or win anything at all other than Holy Meat Pimp.
  16. The Elk lookin' sharp on move-in day. You know, I get a commission on the mumus. I'm married.
  17. Perfect representation of what politics means to conservatives.
  18. Make even a small effort to learn a little of their language, and citizens of other countries warm up to you in a flash. In Italy, I had English speaking Italians insisting on continuing in Italian in the friendliest way possible. I loved Italy and the Italians. One can imagine and has probably seen an Aggie decked out head to toe in maroon trying to explain to a bored and annoyed waiter about A&M in loud, exaggerated Texas yokel English. You understand? Tex-as. From Tex-as. Whoop! No me importa. Yes. Most important college in Tex-as. Honey, he understands! Oh, he understands all right.
  19. Ladies and gentleman, the mark for delusions of grandeur for 2025 has been set. This guy will be popular on TexAgs:
  20. Soo, it's not Sark, so it must be the inherent greatness of tu! More parrot: Smoked in OT against Georgia. Conspiracy. Thanks to @Longhornfrenzy
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