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RomaVicta

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  1. Interesting logo. Took me a second to figure out AG. It also took me a second or two to decide if I approved of having AG in any title or label used by Texas. Lastly, it took me a few more seconds to conclude that I read too much Aggie shit. We're Texas. We don't care. All Gas '26? Hell yes.
  2. The usual Surly routine is wondering how they get to a winning record, so they disappoint in that regard as well. Here's an unprejudiced question: what indicates Elko is a better coach than in the past? Was there a game last year when he distinguished himself as a head coach? Their close loss to Notre Dame is, I suppose, the best place to look. He had a good season for Duke, but, so far, I don't see anything special about Elko apart from his snappy on-the-field wardrobe. To me, at best, he's unproven. Their collapse at the end of last season was nightmarish (for them). Where are the good signs? It's quite possible that I've missed them as I'm nothing of a football savant.
  3. Uhhhh, stable genius. Hello?
  4. I can't think of any better demonstration of manly manfulness outside of College Station, Texas than these two gonads laying Phallocentric and Sun Tzu on me at the same time. I went to the source on all things manly. Here's what he said: I know manhood. These men are manly!
  5. I love this guy. I think he's the one who did a stealth bicycle recon of the 40 Acres last season to report on our dispositions and strategies. If they beat Auburn, they go to a better bowl game that they may have won to get to 10 wins just like 2020!!!! USC was murder in that bowl game.
  6. Elite, Ivy-League thinking there, my friends. "I think this is really important..."
  7. I read this and thought, "Oh This guy seems politically aligned with me. Who would have thunk?" Then I thought about it, and realized it works for the other side as well. I feel certain that the writer is writing from a definite perspective. Here, we don't mix politics with other stuff to avoid disagreement in the wrong forum. With Aggies, they comfortably write a political viewpoint because they know they all agree. They're that homogenized. Nobody there will step up to say keep politics out of this because it's as common among them as worship for the Aggie ring. Here, we think our own thoughts.
  8. Damn. Looks like the basic plot beginning of The Bourne Identity with a stunning female supporting cast: George Voskovec could be portraying my face when I saw this. Garner was great. As the kids say these days, "in!"
  9. It got all kinds of love. It's a POS compared to the original. It's as though they thought the original was simply about pool.
  10. My bet is that they just told him that he couldn't wear a backwards gimme cap inside, at a wedding with a tuxedo. It looks like he just pulled it off in anger. It's my signature, man.
  11. Aggie joy and delusion and homophobia: Attendance! Best fans in the world! These guys: Hyperventilating with joy: * You don't have much choice. It's what the losers do during playoff time. Remember when they said karma would be a shrieking harpy descending t.u. with vengence over the ebil done last summer? First, how embarrassing that we went to the CWS 37 times and only won 88 games! The Aggies are delighted to have avoided that shame! Second, karma was good with us winning the SEC, sweeping the Aggies' sorry asses, and hosting a regional, but t.u. will never experience CWS success because of superstition! We're so pathetic. Here's some hardcore Aggie shit:
  12. Who is? I don't care about their rank. It's about what happens on the field. They're better than us. We still won a conferencen championship.
  13. We weren't predicted to do shit this season. We won the conference. Pretty remarkable.
  14. Dept. Q is excellent through 4 episodes. Binging.
  15. If he were held accountable, he wouldn't be president and might be in jail. He's paid a fine that isn't particularly hefty considering his graft income. In a largely morally bankrupt country, a massive majority of the population chose him or acquiesced by not voting at all. The things you name do represent being held to account, but where is the other side of that notion? Consequences. Add in that he is an enemy of the republic he seeks to destroy, and such a person should be shackled then hurled out into a cold sea via trebuchet. As far as 2020 Dem candidates, I was so impressed with the field when I watched the early debates. Warren was my favorite, but I also loved the crew-cut guy from the Pacific NW. Booker was impressive. Tulsi was an attractive Trojan horse and, I believe, there was a well-meaning flake; they were the only ones I felt opposition to. I was foolish to think any of them would carry a general election except for maybe Crewcut. He was manly and white and you sensed that beneath his gentle demeanor he could kick some asses. Biden proved to be what the experts around here said he could be. Even turned out to be a terrific president. Now? The best chance would be someone who can exceed Trump in bombast. "While you were out raping women, I was serving in Afghanistan." "You've done many unique things, Donald. You managed to bankrupt a casino. Everybody said that couldn't be done. Did you at least grab a lot unsuspecting women by the pussy?" "That plane the Saudis bribed you, oops, gave you is great. I'll love using it How does it compare with your close friend Jeff Epstein's? Hot and cold running teenagers?" "We all admire your subservience to Vlad Putin. What does his dick taste like? Is it a big one?" "Alive or dead: Harriet Tubman? Maybe the bravest American ever?" "Do you miss Ivanka's lapdances? Touching her hips while looking at her breasts? Don't deny it, Donnie. There are pictures. Keep your eye on the TV, you'll see them." "You're the most brazen liar that I've ever seen. Amazing, really." Al Franken. Maybe John Stewart. David Chappelle (he'd surely lose, but the show would be spectacular), Jon Hamm might work. Better, smarter bombast than the idiot-in-chief.
  16. They overpaid a sitting cost-cutting AD who knows how to cut a budget. He wanted to come be an Aggie so much that they had to overpay him. You sips don't understand anything do ya?
  17. Their executives evidently believe the same things that Texags Aggies think: They are a premier program who can get what they want whenever they want it. They think Jimbo loved the idea of coming to College Station. They separated the absurd contract that attracted him from Jimbo's positive statements about the Aggies. By doing so, they oddly took pride in both their appeal to big-time sitting Natty coaches and how rich they were that they could pay him. Jimbo was all:
  18. This is why the old guard had sympathy for those pathetic scrappy oddballs: Modern Era of College football begins. We all know that. It's not some stupid invention. The decades of futility for the Aggies through the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s is what the oldest guard remembers. The Aggies became insufferable during the Jackie $herrill run. They truly believed that good had conquered ebil.
  19. They fucking bring it on themselves. Their obsessive stalkyness means you can't ignore them even though they're not very frightening.
  20. There's something quaint about all of this. Fatal quaintness. With no general uprising as response to what is happening now, what hope is there for any Dem candidate? What does it matter? The showdown must come long before 2028, or all will be already lost. A lot of it is lost right now.
  21. People just knock the chip off their shoulder and kick their ass. Nice chip, though.
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