My wife will be talking about one subject then suddenly mention something about a completely different subject without telling me she's switching subjects but sounds like it is part of the original subject. Does it all the time. Her: So I was talking to your mom yesterday and she said she wasn't feeling well last week. Me: Is she better now? Her: Yeah. And they're waiting for the biopsy results. Me: A biopsy? Do they think she has cancer? Her: What? Me: You said my mom had a biopsy done. Her: Oh! No, I meant on that show I'm watching. They think (main character) might have cancer. Me:
Tell her she needs to see if the door is strong enough to keep the dogs from accidentally getting out. Lock her in. Go have a beer or three. Come back later and ask if it held.
We're not watching women's sports because they're dominant over every other human on the planet. We're watching it because: 1 - we're a fan of the school and all its teams 2 - tits and ass 3 - one or more specific athletes are dominant when compared to other elite women and we want to see a world record 4 - tits and ass 5 - it's the only thing on TV 6 - tits and ass
We did 8 IUI's with 3 "you're pregnant" but 2 that failed before one finally stuck. He turns 10 in November. Wife was 34 at the time. First pregnancy was a blighted ovum - just stopped developing. 2nd never even got to the 1st ultrasound. 5 others that didn't work. Almost 2 years later - wife was 36 - we decided to just use the leftover ovulation test strips and not spend the money. Got pregnant on the first try. She turned 7 this past Feb.
Looks like a photo an older female friend (divorced) sent me the other day. Said she hit a curb and was losing air. I went and helped her and followed her to the tire shop where she not only got it fixed but replaced the one-month old tire on the other side because she needed them to "match" as far as age for her "safety". Rim wasn't damaged. Just some tire residue. $600+ for two tires because she said she can't be driving on generic-name tires. A day after she got it fixed, she called to tell me she hit another curb but luckily didn't pop her tire again.
My wife hasn't done it in a while, but she used to give long unnecessarily detailed explanations or stories and then end with "so..." I used to make fun of her for it but now realize it's was just a woman tactic so if you try to correct her or call her out on something she can claim "I wasn’t finished yet!"
About the same thing for me. On a long multi-stop trip I accidentally mixed up the dates when booking thru hotels.com and made the reservation for the day after I was actually going to be there. It was just an overnight stop after a full day of driving. The hotel had room but because I booked thru hotels.com I had to call them and have them change the reservation date in their system so that it would change in the hotel system and they'd get paid properly. Hotel staff was nice but I had to deal with some call center asshat for 2 hours just for them to get the date changed. Since we were stopping at the same hotel on the way back, I verified I had the date right for the return reservation (I did).