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ElChupacabra

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  1. Jesus Christ. I've been a drunk asshole numerous times in my life but I've never been so fucked up that I've decided to shove my bare foot into a fire pit. I admire his dedication to his persona but fucking hell. "Second degree burns are temporary. The Tide is eternal." -That Hillbilly Fuck, probably. * IF he could formulate a sentence that wasn't repeated to him first.
  2. Pate is a fucking regard and a Liucci shill. Feel free to ignore 98.6% of anything he says. Hell, a month ago he was spouting about the A&M head coaching job being one of the top 5 in all of college football. He's latched onto that Aggie payroll and isn't letting up for anything. He saw a void in the market (hyping A&M because no one else does) and he filled it. Pretty savvy on his part but he effectively traded ever being taken seriously for a few dollars more. Congratulations, Pate.
  3. Hell of a season. Not the ending we all wanted but if someone had told me we'd be 12-1 and in the CFP in three years after that ass whipping we took in Fayetteville in Sark's first year I would've laughed in their face. I'm happy with where Texas Football is at and that's the first time I've been able to say that in almost 15 years. Props to Washington and Penix. Incredible performance by them. The challenge never seemed too big for them. I'd like to see them win it all. Fuck the Michigan cheaters.
  4. Haha I highly doubt that. You know Drake is going to get into the family business. He'll eventually come sniffing around Norman for that sweet sweet bag of dicks
  5. LOL. Fucking Herman. If that idiot could wipe his nose and get over his superiority complex he might've been a solid coach. I mean, other than his crackhead old lady.
  6. We will be for the first time we play each team but beyond that I expect it they'll start to view Texas and OU as just another good team in the conference. Fuck all this holdover turmoil from the olden days.
  7. Very true. But, doesn't change the fact that they were never an easy game regardless of talent discrepancy. Hell, this year alone was sketchy as fuck but circumstances kinda pointed I in that direction.
  8. I, for one, am so happy to not be playing Kansas State in football anymore. These purple loving fucks just always played Texas like it's their super bowl.
  9. How hilarious would it be for aggy to pull off this win and not even be able to flaunt it for 24 hours before the coach responsible for the win leaves for his new school? Regardless, fuck aggy. They deserve to lose by birthright.
  10. Look, when you're a Sooner you don't just fuck your sister once. You don't suck that meth pipe once and never touch it again. You fucking quadruple down. You make it your goal to be the best sister-fucker you can be. You set your sights on sucking as many glass dicks as you possibly can before they shove your rotting carcass in the ground behind the truck stop/dispensary/dentist office.
  11. I think what you're missing here is that these kids aren't professional athletes being paid to perform. They're college students being paid for their Name, Image, and Likeness. They aren't actually being paid to play football. They're just having avenues to being paid large sums of money opened up to them because they play football. In the end, they're still very much kids and I would credit any kid for seeking counsel from a close family member in matter of great importance such as these. I wouldn't attack the father's business reputation because he is aiding his child in looking out for his best interests. But, you do you.
  12. So, if my 5 year old doesn't want to play for our local rec league the fans should ruin my business's reputation. Got it.
  13. That is one of the most retarded takes I've seen on the internet in quite some time. And, that's impressive in its own right.
  14. Y'all are surprised by this? This is coming from fans of a school that outwardly protected a football player that broke a girl's face. The school, Norman PD, and the business owner all cooperated to keep the footage from being released. Dusty Dvoracek literally almost beat his own friend to death in a bar in Norman and was dismissed from the team only to be allowed back a few months later. The guy spent five days in the ICU and was unconscious when he initially arrived at the hospital. I mean, shit, the school mascot is them gloating about being land thieves. Seriously. None of this should surprise anyone.
  15. I'll take the buff one. She seems sturdy. Built for the long rides.
  16. LOL these fucks have the undignified confidence of Ohio State fans mixed with the collective intelligence of aggy fans. And, yet, some of the fucking regards around here have fallen for it. Bless all of our hearts. This matchup reminds me a lot of the 2018 Sugar Bowl. Georgia fans were bleating on about how they deserved to be in the CFP and they were going to dick stomp Texas to prove it. Then, somewhere in the third quarter, the narrative changed to "Georgia didn't care about that game. Non-CFP bowl games are meaningless". Nope, it was just clear and obvious that Texas was the better team that day. The same as Texas was the better team against Alabama this year (and last year but not having Quinn lost us that game a la Colt McCoy). TLDR: Texas is going to fuck Washington up and I expect to win by at least 10 points. I think we're ahead by more by they will get a garbage time TD or FG to make it seem like less of a beat down. Texas 37 / Washington 27
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