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BigHornedLurker

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  1. No one but A&M is stupid enough to pay Jimbo $10 million a year much less guaranteed, and he isn't walking away without it. This seems like its going to boil over to a fever pitch with some gomers burning down their stadium.
  2. I just don't see how A&M can both time firing Jimbo and hiring Elko to make this happen. The job Elko is doing is worthy of any P5 program, so they have to do it before someone either steals him or gets locked up with some ridiculous buyout. There's also a potential since Duke is private he may have some buyout outs, but I would be shocked if A&M is on this list. It looks like he's a midwest guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elko , which means fuck all to me aside from not really tied to Texas. My personal opinion is he probably keeps rolling at Duke until something like Penn State , Michigan, or Ohio State opens up , with Bama being a dark horse if he's successful. Otherwise he enjoys the low pressure high pay situation at Duke. Elko more than anyone know's how much College Station sucks sheep balls on a stick from the lack of civilization and sister fuckers, the guy played in the fucking Ivy league. I just don't see how anyone but an A&M fan could think this is a realistic option. Fuck A&M, they deserve Jimbo, and likely end up with <insert semi hot coach> in 3 years when hilariously inconveniently Saban retires right after they fire jimbo and Bama steals whoever their actual target is.
  3. damn this triggered some of my PSTD thats rough but fair , we like to forget these awful beatdowns happened but he still won a NC and almost a second
  4. 2x ? this is miami we're talking about, its easily 4x
  5. this would pretty insane considering how bad we were at RB for so long, i still remember trotting our kirk johnson. hope brooks has a record day on houston next week
  6. I mean it probably will because Aggies are dumb as dirt, but any AD worth a shit should realize when you have QBs go out EVERY YEAR its a coaching and development problem "Next year is their year" ~ every aggie since 1939
  7. So about WVU going to big 12 championship ..
  8. there would almost nothing better that could happen next week , though i would take chaotic weekend of all of the undefeated teams losing their games as a nice cherry on top
  9. This is their modus operandi , called this as soon as we beat Bama. The fun part is to see whether the train comes off the tracks again
  10. Is this your first day on surly or is your (and your 5 upvoters) sarcasm meter broken? I sweatergawd noobs flood in here right before the bloU game every year. definitely a sarcasm thing, my humor can be dry as a post-madonna. pre-madonna pics as tribute to you all madonna2.jpg_large
  11. I don't know enough about NFL contracts other than late rounds get shit for cash. I think for some on the edge UDFA types it probably does change the math and players like Whittington coming back is some evidence. Probably depends on the player and the offers. If someone's grading out as round 5 , but is a loved reliable RB with a good NIL offer it probably gives them a reason to consider a flyer on a potential trial breakout year
  12. Yes the surliest, most amazing and well regarded site on AOL.com
  13. I hate to be that guy, but 'uphauling' is a wind surfing technique. The word thats escaping you is appalling. As in its appalling that you decided to be a nazi and ended it with a story about windsurfing in a landlocked city.
  14. this is how aggie jizz jars are filled , quickly and all at once
  15. Don't like , reminds too much of Big Game Bob which was NOT a positive title but well earned title. If Sark wins some combo of big12, ny6, playoff, mnc he deserves and upgraded moniker and a huge salary bump though
  16. And still dumber , uglier , and less accomplished than most newer programs within the state
  17. 25' and beyond is where Texas is focusing while still after their 24' bug targets.
  18. reminds me of 2019 LSU flopping like crazy
  19. We made McClellan look powerless , and he's running over SEC teams
  20. This is the only rationalization that makes their bubble coherent . Next week they crash down to hades
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