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Superhero

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  1. Picked up a bug and have been knocked out the past 24 hours. Fever, chills, body aches, etc. The worst is the brain fog. It’s like I know I can do something to feel better, but can’t remember what to do. 2026 is off to a shitty start.
  2. Italian Retard Out Cruisin’ /accordingtoSNL
  3. California’s mandated low flow shower heads. Yes I know we’re in perpetual drought, but a man needs a strong shower. Showering in other states / countries is a treat.
  4. Coming home to warm SoCal after 10 FRIGID days in Canada. It was -8 degrees when we arrived in Calgary. Average highs were 0 degree. It was cold.
  5. It’s gonna be a BLAST!!!
  6. BTW, if you haven’t seen the SNL skit where she makes out with another woman, you owe it to yourself.
  7. You don’t want to see pics of friends. The hot ones are not friends. They are the MILFs. You mean except Conan O’Brien right?
  8. What does it mean “refiners are backed up?” I’m assuming that doesn’t affect Eagles, Buffaloes or anything .999. Can anyone explain?
  9. x, 1, x, (10 years from now)
  10. I wouldn’t say it’s bad, just different than early Dave. It’s more story telling than small bits. Maybe because I like storylines that tie together at the end (eg Seinfeld), Dave’s current format is still enjoyable. I give her a pass because of the Vietnamese mail salon bit which was spot on (according to all my Asian female friends).
  11. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Background: We’re close with 2 families who both have 9 YO girls. One is plain looking but is funny and a blast to be around. The other is really pretty but had some serious mom-daughter anger issues. Me to my 10 YO boy: If humanity depended on it, who would you pick to be your girlfriend? 10 YO: I pick suicide. Me: I mean it when I say humanity depended on it. Civilization would cease to exist if you didn’t make a choice. 10 YO: Civilization’s had a good run. We don’t need it to keep going.
  12. Lucky to be spending the Christmas break with one of my wife’s bridesmaids and her family. She’s hilarious, her husband’s a really nice guy, and the kids are playing well with mine even though they’re younger. As a return gesture, I’ve made a few breakfasts and all of the dinners. They must not be good cooks, because the daughter has scarfed everything up and made multiple “this is the best …. I’ve ever had.”
  13. My kids call me “special”. Is that the same?
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