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  1. You don’t think the people who donated towards the ballroom wouldn’t donate a bit more to own part of Greenland the minerals beneath the snow? When this is all said and done, the guillotines need to make a comeback.
  2. The ARISTOCRATS!!! One day we're gonna teach our kids to stop acting like a baby president.
  3. My office manager is too obtuse to know what she's taking up 80% of the airspace. A few of us were in the kitchen with the head honcho of the western group. He's telling the story of him being stranded in the construction trailer for a few days when Hurricane Allison blew through Houston. It's a riveting story, but the office manager wanted to interject every 10 seconds to tell her personal story about being out during a spring shower without an umbrella. I try to create space for other voices, but 1 second of dead air means she has to tell us about the great deal on solar panels she got 20 years ago...
  4. Superhero replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    The House isn't gonna impeach him. The senate definitely won't vote to convict. Greenland is fucked. We're fucked. The whole got damn world is fucked.
  5. My biggest problem with skiing anywhere is driving through the snow on a rental car without snow tires. I did a bit of unintentional drifting and my son got super excited while my wife screamed a little. What car did you rent and did it come with snow tires?
  6. He's a great golfer because he keeps his own score and can't count past potato.
  7. Ratio down at 55:1 today. This is the average ratio of when I was still actively buying PM. No way in hell I'm dropping a dime on new PM these days. Silver topped $81/oz this morning.
  8. Just because there are no overt displays of Trump shit, doesn't mean they won't vote for him anyway in '28 because damn libruls gonna allow John, who was born Joanne, play tennis against other girls.
  9. Brisket telling someone to talk less? Haha
  10. Superhero replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Ukraine: We shoulda held onto those nukes. Iran: Yeah, we're gonna keep our nuclear program. Every other country in the world: Awww fuck. Now I need nukes as well. Arms race started by an orange buffoon and his owner.
  11. Superhero replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Let's put aside the kidnapping of a country's president, threats against Cuba, Colombia, and Greenland. Those are just distracting us from the Epstein files.
  12. $4K for 7 nights at the Fairmont is an absolute steal. We should have looked there first. We stayed a Sunshine for 2 nights and at a small lodge next to Lake Louise. I liked Sunshine, but my wife and kids thought the slopes were too easy, I was hurt and didn't ski those 2 days. Re food in Banff, are you talking about the town itself? If yes, then agree the food was good.
  13. Even though I masked up as soon as I got sick, my son got sick a few days later. He was fine Friday night but was a bit sluggish Saturday morning. I touched his arm and it was warm; touched his forehead, yup, boy's definitely got a low grade fever. I tell my wife, and instead of touching his forehead like a sane person, or wait for me to get the thermometer, she crouched down and put her cheek on his face, right next to where he was breathing out the virus. She did this because "my hands aren't sensitive enough to see if he's hot..." She's in pharmaceuticals, but I swear she would walk out of a lab with a vial of ebola in her pocket if people didn't stop her.
  14. Snow up at Lake Louis report last week. My boy and his little friend.
  15. Was he one of the 3 at the lemon party?
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