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Superhero

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  1. Oops, a day late, but sill applicable.
  2. Still, when you only have 4,000 women between 18 and 26, that's slim pickings.
  3. The commentators can STFU about him taking the sack instead of throwing it away. He had several defenders in his face. Considering how shitty they're playing, they're just 1 score down. QE 9/11 with as many yards as Drake Maye with higher completion %.
  4. Miami defense failing miserably against New England. QE is 5/6 in 1 drive.
  5. What was/is the attraction of Avatar? I thought the first one was meh, so I skipped 2 and won't watch 3. Also, the Avatar font is basically Papyrus
  6. Fucking bully The next president is gonna spend so much time going on an apology tour to undo everything this fucker is doing. Trump can't die fast enough.
  7. Agree. But make sure you wear a rubber. Don't need any more idiots on this earth.
  8. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Quite the philosopher you got there. Was he drunk when he said that?
  9. At least it’s just telling mommy to F off. My friends’ daughter wrote on her bedroom wall - I hate mommy. Kill mommy. Mommy dies. Yeah… they have her in therapy.
  10. When I die, my kids are gonna be left with 300 different bottle caps, 100 different whisky bottle stoppers and about 200 hotel key cards. I thought I’d make a nice collage out of them, but in total they’re worth about $3.50 and I wouldn’t care if my kids just toss them.
  11. Hard to see, but it has elephants carved on it. Truly a beautiful piece, but bringing it into the US would be extremely difficult.
  12. I thought Venezuelan oil was the thick tarry stuff that’s energy intensive to refine. Not calling it swill, but swill compared to what’s coming from west Texas or Middle East. Also, Marco Rubio is a POS. I understand doing it for the paycheck, but at one point he was somewhat respected. Now he belongs in front of the ICC along with everyone in this administration.
  13. Deal. But you have to deal with shipping from Taiwan, customs and that pesky law about not transporting ivory across borders. My dad bought it 40+ years ago and there were no papers at the time. It really is a headache that I gotta deal with in the future.
  14. Clicked on this thread not knowing what to expect, relieved to know we can bring politics into technology advancements. Anyway, China is already using robots on the border with Vietnam for menial tasks such as checking manifests and inspecting other items. They can also replace their own batteries to minimize human interaction. Pretty cool stuff. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/china-deploys-robots-to-patrol-border-crossings-as-embodied-ai-goes-public/ar-AA1TbdBL?ocid=Peregrine At the border crossing, the robots will be assisting border officials in guiding passenger queues, directing vehicles, and answering questions for travellers. Some robot units will be patrolling corridors and waiting areas, blocked exits as well as monitoring crowd patterns to alert human officials in case an intervention is needed. Other robots, however, are expected to work within cargo lanes and provide support to logistics teams by checking container identification numbers, confirming seals, and relaying status updates to dispatch centres. Another group of robots will also be expected to conduct inspections on steel, copper, and aluminum facilities.
  15. There was an article on Bloomberg that said boomers are passing down shit that their kids don’t want. Got me thinking wtf am I gonna do with an English tea set, a carved elephant tusk and a bunch of ornamental pewter plates and goblets.
  16. 13 YO daughter and her hormones. Disrespectful, rude, angry and crying at a drop of a hat. I think being rained in and not leaving the house for several days is part of it. But man… I wish I had 2 boys instead.
  17. We just came back from a ski trip in Canada, Calgary region. Lake Louise resort got a ton of snow and the service was top notch. Whistler was amazing when we went a few years ago. In the US, we went to Brian Head last year. It’s a small resort, 3 hours from Vegas and not much to do there. But it was cheap and the snow was good.
  18. Yeah, but with GLD and SLV, it’s easier for the government to track gains / losses. As a law abiding citizen, I would never do such a thing. Just pointing out that someone might not report profit and pay capital gains tax if you sell physical.
  19. When we did our kitchen and bath renovations, I picked everything and she went along with it. Good thing she likes taupe as much as I do.
  20. I got a BAD case of the flu, and she's done a really crappy job of taking care of me. I asked her to buy some chicken so I could make chicken noodle soup. After I put the chicken in the pot, I threw away the tray into the trash. She looked at me and asked "Aren't you gonna recycle that?" Woman, I'm running a 103° fever, everything hurts and I'm cooking my own soup because you haven't done anything, and you're giving me shit about recycling? 🤬
  21. Picked up a bug and have been knocked out the past 24 hours. Fever, chills, body aches, etc. The worst is the brain fog. It’s like I know I can do something to feel better, but can’t remember what to do. 2026 is off to a shitty start.
  22. Italian Retard Out Cruisin’ /accordingtoSNL
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