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Superhero

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  1. AT THE SAME TIME!
  2. She could blow everyone who's looked at the post in the past hour.
  3. I have emailed documents (from my PC) to myself, just so I can have it on my iPhone and print from it. I don’t know what they’re doing at Apple, just know they are making my life a whole lot easier.
  4. Sam didn’t make the roster. He was last person cut. The QB2 for Denver is pretty good so maybe he wouldn’t have ever gotten on the field. Maybe some team with a shitty backup will claim him off waiver.
  5. From 0:25 on Also. Tell me it's Carnival without telling me it's Carnival.
  6. My kids and I salt our food when Mrs. Superhero cooks.
  7. Y'all are welcome to move to California. Need some good alumni to watch football with.
  8. I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear someone honking and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker. I want e-bikes to be banned. Period. If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.
  9. Yeah, that looks totally safe. Boy at the 10 second mark probably learned his lesson to strap his helmet.
  10. I watched Empire Strikes Back as a kid, and could have sworn that when Luke jumped off the platform, Darth Vader used the force to lift him back onto the platform, but let him go when Luke jumped again. I was 5 at the time, so I did not knowingly smoking dope or drop acid. Weird.
  11. You could have just said Nissan. The rest is implied.
  12. Went out for lunch today to see these 2 yahoos parked next to me.
  13. When I used to sweat under the sun for a few hours, I'd jump in the shower with 2 cans of cold Meeeeeller Laht. Drinking in the shower is under-rated, and should be done on a semi-regular basis. In fact, I will move some shampoo bottles to make room for beers later tonight.
  14. In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals. I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.". It was annoying as fuck.
  15. We have a really nice outdoor space at my office. Nice enough that people will come here to take engagement, wedding, resume pictures standing in front of trees. I'm working outside because it's an icebox in my office. The outdoor speaker has played 3 Phil Collins / Genesis songs in the past hour. This makes me happy.
  16. Dog made the wrong decision. She's not that hot.
  17. My parents have been staying with us over the summer. My mom has been a HUGE help around the house and making dinner. My son has been enjoying her cooking. Me: Ah-ma is only staying with us until Friday. Do you want her to make you anything? 10 YO boy: Awww... I like her cooking. *pause* Actually her cooking is just passively better, but It's just better than what mommy makes, which is really bad.
  18. Never tried Vegemite. I think both get vile reviews. Apparently Marmite has a strong umami taste. I may rescue the jar and use it for stews when winter rolls around.
  19. We renovated our bathroom last year and made the shower larger. Shower head points down so the water doesn’t spray over some parts of the shower. Wife (coming out of shower): Can you look at the drain? It smells like pee. I think the pee smell is coming from the drain. Me: Did you pee in the shower? Her: Yeah. Why? Me: Your pee probably splashed and didn’t get washed down the drain. Do you remember what you did? Her: I don’t know. Can you just look at it? It smells bad in here! (I proceed to take the hand shower and spray down the entire shower. No more smell) Me: There, no more pee smell. You need to aim better next time.*** *TONE* *** is it even possible for women to aim?
  20. If you’ve never had marmite and butter on toast, you owe it to yourself to never try it. i had it as a kid living in South Africa and thought it was pretty good. 45 years later and ugh… waste of $6, straight into the trash.
  21. aka Mrs. Superhero from 2003 thru 2006.
  22. Scrubbing down with a loofah every once in a while is awesome. I made smash burgers for dinner, and every part of my body felt greasy. Scrubbing off the grit and dead skin makes me want to touch myself.
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