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Superhero

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  1. We’re on our annual ski trip and I had a few bad falls on the first day. The first one I landed on my right with my first pounding into my ribs. The second one I did a Superman and thankfully had googles on because I partially landed on my face. Anyway, I think I bruised my rib and it hurts to stand up straight / bend down / get into and out of bed. Guess I’m done skiing for the rest of the trip.
  2. We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door. Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen. I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope. Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight.
  3. Happy Festivus you smooth brained twats.
  4. You sound like a miserable twat and I have a real problem with you. Happy festivus.
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