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Superhero

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  1. That must've been a bitch to find. I've taken my kids shooting model rockets. I've downgraded from C- to B- rated motors because they are impossible to find if there's any type of wind.
  2. yeah... that's not the type of reaction I'd give if someone showed me jizz covered rabbit turds.
  3. Aggy jizz sauce?
  4. My boy learned something at school today. ”Did your know chickens poop and pee at the same time?” *raises his leg to show a dog peeing on a tree motion* ”I call that peeping”.
  5. Heard on some podcast that saying please and thank you requires additional computer processing. Not much, but it adds up. So you decide whether you want to contribute to global temperatures rising or being added to “the list” when our AI overlords decide who dies, or are converted to human batteries.
  6. Temu iFone responses to “Silly”.
  7. Okay Boomer. Mrs. Superhero dresses pretty conservatively, but pull back her hair and she has a ring on her upper ear. She got it before I met her, and now she wears it because I ask her to. My sister is 53 and at fairly high up in her company. She dresses appropriate for her age and position, but rocks a tiny stud nose ring which look pretty good.
  8. My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant. *** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway. Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.
  9. That post was exhausting to read, but thanks for sharing your experience with the rest of us. I can’t imagine doing that with 3 friends let alone 400 strangers. You did a LOT because you love your adopted school, and sorry you had to take a financial hit. I’ll throw in $3.50 for your continued efforts to make all ‘horns feel connected, and the joy that this site brings to us.
  10. What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings? A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is
  11. Had anyone asked if Colt McCoy wants to coach?
  12. Very few kids at my kid’s BJJ studio today so you can hear what they’re saying to each other. My kid and his sparring partner were talking about boba teas and which flavor they like. Apparently the other boy likes matcha. Other conversation was a boy offering his partner $1M if he lets go of his neck, and the other kid saying “No because I don’t think you have a a million dollars.”
  13. Dad? (Referencing the fart video)
  14. Gaining data to one day pass the Turing test.
  15. That is fucked up. Now I need to buy back my S-500. The only thing I didn't like about my S-500 was that the headstock was too long and it didn't fit in my Fender gig bag.
  16. In California, San Diego brews some fine, damn fine beer. Other red county is Sonoma. If you're not drinking in Napa or Sanoma, you're doing it wrong.
  17. Who cares about the tattoo. What is up with those tiny nails?!?!
  18. So confused. She looks Hispanic, but she gave her kid a white people name.
  19. Oh hello gorgeous.
  20. Off to get the watch. Wish me luck.
  21. I'm actually glad he's "safe and non-controversial". I'm not an overly protective dad, but I'm okay with my kids not being exposed to too much drama while they're young. That said, I listen to Ozzy at home, and the kids also know he once bit a head off of a bat during a concert.
  22. I'm in construction. Why? [edit] Oh... realized I wrote INCHES instead of mm. Yeah, I realized it's the 2nd right after I posted the pic. It's only been a few days into October. I need a grace period of about 7 to make sure the date is correct.
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