Everything posted by Superhero
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We were in Vegas with her siblings the past few days. Her @ 9:15. “We’re going to meet your cousins for breakfast at 10 okay?” Me starting to get ready and am ready by 9:20. Me @ 9:35. “Hey guys, change out of your PJs and let’s get ready.” Me @ 9:40, 9:42, 9:45, etc. Me @ 10:00: “We’re supposed to be downstairs by now…” Me @ 10:05. “I’m going downstairs with the kids. Will see you there.” @ 10:08, we see her frantically jogging past us. “Guys, we need to hurry, we were supposed to be there at 10.”
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
My coworker is great at bargain hunting. Some of the stuff he came up with in the past were amazing, but the latest one takes the cake. He’s leasing a 2023 Mercedes EQS SUV for $500/mo. No money down, got the $7,500 federal tax credit. So he’s essentially driving around in a $115K after TT&L car for less than $200/mo. Im constantly amazed by what he comes up with.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That’s a lot of Careless Whispers.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
“X, formerly known as Twitter.” It’s been over 2 years, why do we still need a reminder?
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Playing a VR game with my son (haptic suits and everything) and repeatedly shooting him in the nuts.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Shit. I’d rather have Elon than Trump. Both are egotistical and racist, but at least Elon knows how NOT to turn everything he touches into dogshit. Will Elon be vengeful? Probably. But I bet he doesn’t get butthurt every time someone says something slightly negative.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Now that you mention it, I guess music is better than a buzzer. And apparently playing music along with the Samsung Dryer music is a thing on YouTube.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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I have a company vehicle that’s managed by Element. They are the fucking worst. Take it in for a 60,000 service and they approved an oil change. Changed brake pads and turned the rotors but wouldn’t pay to flush the brake lines. New tires but wouldn’t approve an alignment. They are cheapskates, and the car probably won’t last until 150,000 miles, which is how much I need to drive before getting my next vehicle. The service advisor hates them with the passion of a million suns and I don’t blame him.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Where can I find the Xavier account. I feel a kinship with him.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away. Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”.- Elonia Trump - how does this all play out?
At what point does sterilization of the homeless become part of the "treatment"?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
10's what? Who the hell is 10? And who does he/she have that I want to fuck?- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Surprisingly it doesn't smell meaty, or even smell at all. Kinda like a regular wax candle, but there's no waxy smell when you blow it out.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Gonna have to disagree with you on chiropractors. I have a guy who works on my back and I fee like a new person every time I leave his clinic. I went to see another guy who just focuses on the C1 to C5 vertebrae. I've been waking up with pain in my neck, right shoulder and elbow. Went in for an adjustment over the weekend, so I'm no longer in pain in the mornings. Chiropractic treatment IMO is not quackery.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I skimmed about a 1/2 cup of beef fat from a soup I was making. Set it aside and let it congeal. Instead of dumping it, my daughter and I made a tallow candle. It was a fun little project at 930PM. Not sure why so late, but I guess it was a good time giving each other shit about our lack of candle making skills.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Formula 1 2024
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A or B? Because I don't have $680K in change to buy him a share of A.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Can't speak for everyone on this board, but I believe many of us can tolerate a little of financial pain compared to the masses. Extra $2-3K/year to account for tariffs will suck, but it's a small % compared to some uninformed Trump supported. I hope they fucking suffer under a Republican administration.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
My son has been bugging me since last week to start a brokerage account for him because "I'm going to buy 1 share of Google, 1 share of Apple, 1 share of Amazon, and 2 shares of VOO." So we go to the bank on Saturday, but the bankers are fully booked. He's disappointed, so I told him I'd give him $50. He said "No, it's okay, I don't want your money, I want to earn it." This is right after he asked me for a big box of Pokemon cards for Christmas.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Oldie, but still makes me chuckle.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
No neck, shoulder and elbow pain this morning. First time in maybe 6+ months. Wish I hadn't waited so long to see this guy (again). - Trivial Things That Make You Surly
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