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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We have a L-shaped kitchen with a too-big island in the middle. It's tight, and when I'm in the kitchen, I prefer everyone to GTFO. Anyway, I'm trying to prep veggies. My daughter decides it's a good time to start making a dessert, and my wife also decides it's a good time to stand next to me and make sure I thoroughly wash the broccoli. So instead of roasted broccoli with crushed, browned garlic, we're going to have boiled broccoli because I'm not going to have someone micro-manage how I cook. I swear, I can be upstairs on my computer for hours, or sit on the couch to watch TV. But as soon as I go into the kitchen to cook something, she'll come stand next to me. I wouldn't mind if she was a good cook, but she doesn't under textures, mouth feel, when to cook with high heat, low heat, and how to get the best of both worlds, the flow and sequence of when to put the ingredients in. And she also scoops out dishwashing liquid because I use too much...
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Let them eat dirt.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Well... Megyn Kelly is a cunt.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
I would totally sit on that, and rest my balls on her face.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I read articles I read said the Michigan Arabs voted for Jill Stein as a protest vote against Harris, which might as well have been a vote for Trump. People are stupid and vote against their own interests.
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What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Adding kimchee? Tell me more.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Except you won’t forget him if you live in Westminster, CA where the mayor and majority city council, mostly of Vietnamese descent, renamed a street from All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way. Fucking idiots.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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I’m working on a high speed rail project been outskirts of LA to Vegas. The project, supposedly is $20B.- Bidet Meta Threas
The downside of regularly using bidets is your butthole becomes baby soft, and even the softest TP feels like you're scraping your sphincter with sandpaper.- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
Wow. That was a LOOONNGGG time ago. I sold it in 2009. Have we been together (Hornfans > Shaggy > the Surl) for that long? I feel old.- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
Was it Bolverk who had a fling with a crazy from New Orleans?- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
What did I miss?- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You posted a picture that your son took at a No Kings protest. Do you remember? Because I 'member. We only saw your wife from the back. Now we want pictures from the front.- High
- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I'm going to go out on a limb and said it was an accident.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Now we now why you put up with Trixie. Now we just need pictures of @wood's wife.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I have the MOST bizarre dreams. Last night's dream involved drinking margaritas with coworkers, stealing my boss's Lexus supercar (which doesn't exist), killing perceived enemies with a sharp tool that I jab into their bodies and injecting them with a poison from a spray bottle connected to the large needle, preventing a younger coworker from killing me in the same manner by jabbing him first, trying to get to an airport to catch a plane - the GPS said it was a 30 minute walk, but the taxi driver, (Uber doesn't exist) in a beat up white sedan said it would take 3 hours, 2 if he drove really fast, sharing 3 hotels rooms, one which is wedge shaped, between 5 people, my wife cheating with one of the VPs and acting nonchalant about it, getting lost on the streets of a south American town, meeting a family dressed like they're from the 1950s, not on the 1st floor of the airport because that's for arrivals, not the 3rd floor because that's departures, but on Level 2, and parking in a parking lot with the steepest drop off... But what does it all mean?- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Brake > clutch- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I’m not your guy, friend.- Shit My Kid Says
My daughter was mad at my wife this morning because my wife changed her alarm time. When I asked her why she needed so much time in the morning. Her: Because I have to do this and that and yada yada yada… and I’m not you, I don’t wear a uniform. Me: ??? Her: You always wear gray slacks and just a different shirt.- Post a pic that makes you lol
lol. I did a double take because that guy (old Asian man) dresses like my dad. And that something my dad would totally do. - Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
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