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  1. I gotta admit, I don’t know how federal immunity would work in this case, but at this point - in Chicago at least - it’s apparent that ICE has engaged in a criminal conspiracy to commit serial assaults against citizens of Illinois. They do not have immunity for violating the constitution, but is there any way for Illinois to bring state charges against ICE conspirators in federal court? I admit to having no idea if there’s any angle here - probably not, but this is insanely unprecedented. I’ve never seen a federal entity just go full-on at war against civilians, in violation of all laws and norms. Obviously, supremacy clause issues. But FFS, these are classic 18 USC 241 (conspiracy to violate civil rights) charges. A statute first written to deal with the fucking klan, and it works against the actual govt forces here. I know THIS DOJ won’t bring charges…but kick this motherfucker out and charge them ALL.
  2. Groovy. Got the boy looking at some of the options yall have suggested here.
  3. Shit, on paper, I'm a hall-of-fame QB, a sexual tyrannosaurus, and an advocate so good I'd make Daniel Webster swoon. I mean, I WROTE that paper, so I was gonna go all-in.
  4. "FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!" God I wish all those Elon knob-gobblers from back when, who lionized him as a champion of FREE SPEECH!!!! would show back up here to explain how "we have to fix Twitter's algorithm so it doesn't share any tweets from anyone left of center" is keeping with those ideals. Here's a hint: Not a single one of these fuckers who ever said the words "free speech" believes even a little bit in the open marketplace of ideas. Instead, they believe that they should be able to say anything and everything they want with no consequence, AND both private platforms and the government itself should ban all speech they disagree with. They are fascist cocksucker pieces of shit and should fucking drink hemlock.
  5. F you. I can both herp AND derp. Puts me right up there with Case.
  6. There's a 100% chance that HE has paid to get tasered in the nuts. And the person he paid is a mexican trans street hooker. Because like most Republicans, he is a walking pile of self-loathing contradictions.
  7. Again, I was told we don't kink-shame around here. Asshole.
  8. Brisketexan

    NIMBYism

    Sounds like literally every single fucking Austin neighborhood group. Every one. No exceptions. All they offer is soft-pedals of variations of "no," without ever suggesting any credible, concrete, realistic alternative. Which means...fuck 'em. If all you do is bitch, and don't offer anything that is a real-world solution, you're just whiny noise.
  9. Can at least one of them dress like Colette Valois, the super cute french stewardess character from Pan Am? Because....I'm on board if that's part of the deal.
  10. Yes. One would hate to undermine all of that promise and potential that.....JD Vance has.
  11. Are you kidding? He just wrote Judge Ho's opinion for him.
  12. "SECURE OUR BORDERS!" Okay then....where do you think they are?
  13. Goddammit. I want to see all of these. "Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters." "How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?" "Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?" "Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"
  14. "Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."
  15. Did Trump offer something in order to induce someone else to do something? Then he was lying, with no intention of delivering. Doesn't matter what we're talking about, both sentences above are 100% true, 100% of the time.
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