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Brisketexan

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  1. These are next level-good. Not shy on the horseradish at all.
  2. This is absolutely zero surprise. If you were to design a society to maximize our cumulative stupidity as quickly and intensely as possible, it would look EXACTLY like what we have right now. We are pursuing it with a passion never seen on this earth before.
  3. First, it’s “slower than molasses in FEBRUARY,” you commie. Second, @immamac , it’s not our internet. Page is SUPER slow to load. And dcbc and I don’t live together. Not anymore, at least.
  4. This. Cult gonna cult. And those of yall thinking that the gullible stupid idiots won’t stop being gullible stupid idiots? Dude. We’ve cultivated, watered, and covered with Miracle-Gro the largest gullible stupid idiot crop the world has ever seen. It’s a bumper crop that will carry us through multiple generations. They aren’t going away.
  5. Look….do I want one of those sweet giant North Korean officer hats? Yes. Yes I do. No apologies.
  6. -45 isn’t a temperature. It’s the percentage decline in approval rating of a Texas coach who says “you know, I actually LIKE Oklahoma” in October.
  7. Tent. Box cars. Let’s not get bogged down in details.
  8. Dang….you sexy, MC.
  9. Leftover Xmas tamales. Chili, cheese, fried egg, cardboard boat. Fin.
  10. The bit I love is the “we live to serve Israel” crowd is ALSO contorting itself to conclude “but let’s not be rash, there’s also room in the party for Nazis who think that Jews are vermin and should be exterminated!” Cognitive dissonance writ large. The GQP is literally the party of simultaneous fealty to Zionism and violent anti-semitism. It’s amazing to watch, as they embrace both without an ounce of irony.
  11. You failed to mention “jerked off using my now cancer-free arm.” I’m sure you just accidentally left that part out.
  12. The dumb thing is the rich Jews who think that aligning with the regime puts them “in the club” and will protect them in the long run. Nope. It makes you (1) a useful idiot for the time being, and then when it all falls to shit, (2) among the fattest, ripest targets for the State to go after. Confiscating billions and distributing it among the regime’s insiders and friends? That’s a standard play of authoritarian regimes. Your dumbass things they won’t run it on YOU? Fucking. IDIOTS.
  13. The boy and I just goofed off and went to Pinballz for a coupla hours. He now owns the high score on Pac Man. I own it on Missile Command and Tempest. And we tied for the high score on Sea Wolf. Then, we figured out which ticket games could be gamed, we did so, and he cashed out tickets for a drone. Then picked up church’s spicy and okra on the way home. That’s a good evening any way you cut it. Glad to have him home.
  14. Wait…Lyle got with Kelly Willis? Now I REALLY hate him.
  15. We are pretty much there with the MAGAts already. Dead-on, “having a vagina = consent.” You’re making that up. Taint true.
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