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It is going to be laughably: 1) incomplete 2) the parts that are understandable will be totally unworkable and likely even counterproductive 3) labeled with the "Trump" brand at every turn 4) and likely designed to funnel dollars to the Trump family grift in some way
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I talked to him at a small presentation a few years back, and all he wanted to tout was his fun "cross-examination" of some witness for the MPAA appearing in front of some lame-ass committee. And while the story was amusing, I found myself thinking "jesus, what an incredible waste of time and a position." It sure seems like the sole reason he holds the office is so that when he makes a dinner reservation, he can say it's for "CONGRESSMAN John Carter."
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To tell you how long that fucker has been around, I had my worst performance ever at a hearing in front of him as a judge as like a 3rd year lawyer (I stepped on my own dick for the entire hearing till I kinda saved a bit of it with a good closing). And I've been practicing law for three fucking decades now. Jesus, these fuckers just camp in the capitol now.
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Yeah, not sure how that 6 month extension statute Twice Horn pointed out above figures in (whether they can legit re-indict or not).
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If this isn't his campaign slogan, I don't want to live on this planet anymore:
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Alex, I'll take "campus groups that are against all variety of fun and whose full sexual repertoire consists of date rape and guilty crying/masturbating to interracial cuck porn in the dark" for $500.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Brisketexan replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
Alex, what is "someplace a young girl never wants to be?" -
Just ask your computer to load the milf porn more slowly, and it'll be the same experience.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
The "but I'm one of the good ones, he doesn't mean ME" self-deception runs STRONG in 2020s America. Yes, you fucking idiots, they DO mean you. Hispanics are sure as shit finding that out. They don't just want to pull you over and beat the shit out of you, and then find out you're legal. No, they want to do all that AND DEPORT YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN. Vivek and Dinesh found that out as well re: Indians. "But I'm a MAGA patriot?" No, you're just a dirty curry-eater -- BEGONE, YOU NOT TRUE AMERICAN! They. Fucking. HATE YOU. Wake. The fuck. UP. The GQP is a white supremacist party of hate, they don't hide it, they shout it loudly and en masse. So, yeah, every person who doesn't look like one of the Aryan Nation posters that our Department of Homeland Security is putting up who nonetheless voted for this....maybe put some seasoning on your face, so the leopards can dine in style. -
Jesus. Today’s page of this thread FUCKS.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Brisketexan replied to PenelopeWitherspoon's topic in Cloak Room
These fuckers want a law-free nation state all their own so they can 1) wage economic war on the US, 2) wage information and cultural war on the US, and 3) commit every human rights violation imaginable (child rape, slavery, you name it) with no consequences. Fuck these evil shits. Let them go someplace where they have no military backing, and have any number of countries conquer their asses, try them for crimes against humanity, and hang them. -
That is, one of my favorite terms of this era: "Hapsburg AI." Fucking absolute garbage created by generation upon generation of inbreeding. And the same types standing for the proposition that actually, it's the superior form of existence, and should rightfully control the globe. Fuck that. Inbred imperial bullshit is suited for exactly one thing, literally and metaphorically:
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I'm sure that our current regime, which is SUPER-concerned about students being harassed because of their religion, will get right on this. Right?
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He’s surely hanging his hat on prices being higher in NY and California. Imagine that….prices are higher in places where people 1) are and 2) want to be. Yeah, I’m confident the cost of housing etc in Squirrel Dick, Alabama has gone up less than in San Diego or Manhattan.
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I 100% hit the pig face. Nobody else was. When I went and pulled off some of the cracklings, cheek meat, and one of the eyes (there’s great meat behind it), one of the cooking team came over to me smiling, and said “I wondered who was gonna go for the good stuff.” It was quite well done. Nice crowd, decent enough game, but goddamn…our defense has me worried.
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