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  1. America 2025: best career plan for someone of limited intelligence stuck in a shit job? Do/say something horribly racist, set up Gofundme after inevitable backlash, make high six figures (like, 6-7 years of earnings from your prior gig). What an incredible time to live in.
  2. I don't know him. I know very little about him. BUT....I decided to pardon him. "I don't know what this red button does, but I decided to push it." Fucking moron-est moron in the world's most powerful moronocracy.
  3. I do like the new American standard. Did you upset me in any way? Cool. Then this is the right reaction: Those of you who saw Kentucky Fried Movie will get the reference.
  4. When you realize that to these people, the First Amendment is only a weapon to be wielded against their enemies, and not an actual shield to protect speech regardless of content, it all makes sense. These "strict Constitutionalists" actually fucking HATE the Constitution as a governing document and set of principles. The "Constitution" is just a word they use as a talisman to allow them to do whatever they want.
  5. "Arsonist seeks praise for putting out fire that he started. Film at 11:00."
  6. America, 2025: "The REAL racism is calling people who say and do blatantly racist things 'racists.'" What a time to be alive.
  7. I presume that's a reference to tentacle porn and blurred genitals.
  8. Naah, I just followed the story and read the full report after the Baylor/Briles rape scandal. Whole lotta absolving males from responsibility, and blaming victims, in a manner consistent with their fundagelical theology. When you see a pattern, you see a pattern.
  9. Maybe not practice repressive, sexist theology and policies that make sexual abuse inevitable. But that's clearly too much to ask.
  10. I have zero recollection. It was just eye-opening to a still relatively naive 19 year old. They were as mean as rattlesnakes literally in the breath they were using to pray. Taught me a whole lot that day. Was far from the last time that I’ve seen performative “Christians” be the worst, most evil fuckers on earth.
  11. Regardless of what he says…I firmly believe that adult males who wear a stocking cap 24/7 should be launched into the sun.
  12. I mean....it might make those passengers on Spirit flights a bit less unruly. Just spitballin' here.
  13. Dude....if we are LUCKY we might recover enough to be as dumb/smart as Mississippi. At this point, the only things we have in our favor are (1) diverse topography and (2) mexican food. Otherwise, we lose across the board.
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