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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
Brisketexan replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Daily Texan
Maybe not practice repressive, sexist theology and policies that make sexual abuse inevitable. But that's clearly too much to ask. -
I have zero recollection. It was just eye-opening to a still relatively naive 19 year old. They were as mean as rattlesnakes literally in the breath they were using to pray. Taught me a whole lot that day. Was far from the last time that I’ve seen performative “Christians” be the worst, most evil fuckers on earth.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Brisketexan replied to bad_teammate's topic in Cloak Room
Regardless of what he says…I firmly believe that adult males who wear a stocking cap 24/7 should be launched into the sun. -
I mean....it might make those passengers on Spirit flights a bit less unruly. Just spitballin' here.
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Dude....if we are LUCKY we might recover enough to be as dumb/smart as Mississippi. At this point, the only things we have in our favor are (1) diverse topography and (2) mexican food. Otherwise, we lose across the board.
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Duffy: "Internet poster @Macanudo made a post about how there are no buttplugs for rent available in any major US airport, which caused me to launch a full-scale effort to ensure that all manner of anal devices are available to travelers." Dumbest. Timeline. Ever. I gotta be honest....that's how I read the initial post. I was thinking "WTF? I immediately find the bar in every airport I go to. I pull right up and order a beer."
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Yep. When I was in service, the most abusive set of customers I ever had was....a table of super-showy "Christians" (ostentatiously saying prayers, talking about their church, blah blah blah - they were also the meanest, most demeaning people I ever had to deal with in my life). I didn't say shit to them. After about the 4th time they berated the shit out of me, I went back in the kitchen, and told the manager "table 5 is yours, I'm not going back over there." And that was that. He personally finished out their service, and said "yeah, they were awful, even to me. Here's the tip, you earned it." I told him nope, I don't want anything to do with them, including their money. See, it's easy not to be a confrontational piece of shit. Just....don't be a piece of shit. Oh, and fuck this fucker. "All these people who say I'm racist are totally making me be a racist!" "Also, I don't want to beat my wife. Why does she keep provoking me by burning my pancakes? Stop making me hit you, Linda!" HOWEVER, I will say that it's okay to hate people for certain very good reasons. For example, I think that he should be dragged behind a team of Clydesdales until his skin peels off for wearing that stupid-ass visor. There are few looks on earth that scream "dear God I need an ass-kicking" more than the white man visor look.
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As I understand, the only item we are authorized to send is a wreath. We have a fund for that.
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
Brisketexan replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Daily Texan
Oh, oh! I know this one! "Child rape is God's will. Take it up with Him." What did I win? I mean, it's a Baptist church, so I probably didn't win a bottle of good bourbon. They HAVE it of course, they just keep it hidden. -
There's never a bad time to chase something that will make you better, and feel better about yourself. And there's no feeling better than catching that thing you've been chasing. Congratulations. And fuck yes, HOOK 'EM.
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Do NOT go looking on urban dictionary for "so she gave me the old leaking Latvian toilet."
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Man. When I was younger, I mostly had a Dryas. But now, I really can't trust a fart.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
What I love is that the fucking moron can't figure out the correlation between relative population size and wealth/prosperity/public health. As populations progress, it results in (1) lower mortality and (2) longer lifespan. White folks (Europeans) didn't see massive population growth until they had enough stability and prosperity to not starve to death, to support more children, and to have those children survive (instead of dying from malnutrition, dirty water, etc.). More folks survived, and they lived longer -- voila, larger population. Europe was on the front edge of that phase of human development. Now, other (non-white) areas are catching up. In much of Africa, and asia, and latin america....kids don't die young. They live into old age. So, growing population, which - because percentage is literally a relative thing - means that their percentage of human population is going up, necessarily meaning that the percentage of other populations (Euros) is going down, relatively speaking. The problem is that Africans and Asians aren't dropping dead the way they used to. So, I can see why Elmo is distressed by that.
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