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Brisketexan

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    There’s literally nothing they can say or do to convince the Boss Hoggs out there that they are exactly who they say they are. Trump could say “I am the actual antichrist, here to destroy humanity,” with a legion behind him, and they’d say “you’re just fear-mongering” when you quote him.
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  2. It's literally the second ingredient.  The first is salt.  No thanks.
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    I mean…you can say that, but Knorr powdered bouillon was and is in every real-deal Mexican kitchen I’ve ever been in. It’s one of my “never run out of this” kitchen items.
    And yeah, fry rice in oil, add onions, then knorr - that’s the basic Mexican rice I had in every family member’s house my whole life. The variation is using the chicken tomato instead of just chicken, adding peas and/or carrots, maybe adding a bit of salsa to the cooking liquid. But the basics are fried rice, onion, and knorr.
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  3. 1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

    Newsflash. We've already had a Trump presidency. He was effectively neutered by the vast bureaucracy and legislative branches opposing him. This is all a lot of fear mongering. Which I get. Both sides do it. Fear gets the votes out. 

    "Newsflash - Hitler already tried his bullshit.  He got shut down and sent to prison.  The government handled him just fine.  Warning that he's coming back, and will seize complete power and implement the exact vengeful and brutal agenda he's been promising is just fear-mongering."

    Read.  The fucking.  Playbook.  You fucking asshole.  Fascism doesn't get it done on the first try.  It probes, it fails.  Then, it comes back....wins....and does EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IT WANTS TO DO.  LISTEN TO WHAT TRUMP AND HIS LACKEYS SAY THEY WANT TO DO.  THAT IS WHAT THEY WILL DO.

    Fucking assholes like you are EXACTLY how the world ended up with murderous fascism last century.  But you seem to think that EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME won't happen this time, for....reasons.  Mostly the reason of "because I want to keep voting for the fascists, so I need to rationalize it away."  Sorry, fucker.  You vote for people who say "hey, we definitely intend to do nazi shit," then you're a fucking nazi.

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  4. 1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

    My favorite is that it hit a load-bearing pylon, making it suspicious,  when in reality every single fucking pylon for that bridge was load bearing. 

    Except for the secret DECOY pylons, which were entirely unnecessary but were put there as BAIT for the DEEP STATE to try to take out!  The only way the ship knew which pylon to hit was because, clearly, we have a MOLE inside the government releasing this information to the DEEP STATE.  That may seem nonsensical to you, but that's just because you haven't DONE THE RESEARCH, sheeple!

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  5. 18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

    dammit, I almost forgot about her too

    Man....she's a tough one.  Because her rape in Egypt clearly completely fucking broke her brain.  What she experienced was awful, and she deserves some gentle handling.

    But....enough of that shit.  She has abused the latitude she should get.  She's a batshit crazy piece of shit spewing pure poison lies.  She's a garbage human being and should be shunned and ruined.

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  6. 4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

     

     

     

    Nothing.

    Will.

    Happen.

    Chapter infinity.

     

    The Rule of Law is over.  It's all rule of the fist/gun now.  Plan accordingly (either be ready to fight, have an exit strategy, or both).  

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  7. 6 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say non-Christians will not be executed if Trump wins the election. Aren't his kids Jewish?

    Also, I thought it's pretty clear that he's no ardent Christian. Everyone here thinks he's playing the wannabe Christofasconationalists for rubes right? 

    He literally came to Texas to advise Texas Republicans on electoral and political strategy.  The wannabes ARE rubes....but rubes actually do shit and expect what they are promised.

    Sorry, dude -- you don't get to ask about Christian Nationalists and then say "well, we can't consider what that avowed Christian Nationalist says in crafting our definition."

    For fuck's sake, banners of Christian Nationalism were carried onto the Senate floor on January 6th by people who vowed to put a stop to Congress doing its job, and who actually recited a motherfucking christian nationalist victory prayer on the senate floor declaring their victory:

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    That Christian flag was carried into battle against America-carried alongside the Confederate flag. It was carried against the police officers protecting the beating heart of our democracy. The terrorists didn't just parade the flag on the battle lines opposite Hodges, they carried that Christian flag onto the floor of the United States Senate. They attacked, they conquered, they paraded their flag on vanquished ground ... and then they said a prayer to Jesus in that Senate.

    "Thank you for allowing the United States of America to be reborn. Thank you for allowing us to get rid of the communists, the globalists, and the traitors within our government. We love you and we thank you. In Christ's holy name we pray. Amen.''

    Christian Nationalist are motherfucking jihadi terrorists.  That's what Christian Nationalism is.  THAT'S WHAT IT FUCKING SAYS IT IS, IN PLAIN LANGUAGE.  If you intend to use the force of the state to subject me to your God, that's fucking jihad.  You're no better than Bin Laden.

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  8. 4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

    it's a percentage, so it's the same ratio

    i buy whatever gets me the most sausage per dollar; sometimes you get these "$x if you buy 5" deals on the smaller packs

     

    2 hours ago, Covri said:

    The full one pound package for a real American, none of that danty 12oz package that couldn’t even feed a family of five including my wife and daughter who are not small gals themselves.

    Save money, save money, fuck, I wanna eat, goddammit!

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  9. 2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    Regardless trump can’t sell today

    That challenge will be resolved in Trump's favor soon.  This whole situation is a giant fucking loophole that you can drive a truck through.  Want to buy a candidate?  Set up a completely bullshit deal like this, pumping up the value of the candidate's stake in a worthless enterprise, let him cash out (even better.....YOU buy his shares for way over market value) and walla, you just money laundered a multi-billion dollar gift to someone who you now fucking OWN.

    We had a decent run.  Probably better than we deserved.  It's over now.  

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  10. 1 hour ago, Pancho said:

    Black twitter has taken control 

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Sequences like this, and the ones that followed the Montgomery riverfront brawl, just make it clear that if the MAGAts would ever get the stick out of their ass, they'd realize that black people are one of the key treasures that actually DO "Make America Great."  Come on, just counting the quick wit alone, America is fucking funnier than other countries because we have a sizable black population.  They make this place fucking WAY BETTER.  Hey MAGAts, just accept that black Americans are a fucking ASSET, not a liability, and this whole thing looks a whole lot better.  AND, bonus - you won't be fucking assholes.

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  11. Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

    Tragic bridge collapse with lives lost, billions in damages, regional commerce interrupted, and global tensions elevated...

    ...surly of course takes a deep dive into Norwegian tail with a preemptive rejection of pics and dash of Uncle Rico for good measure along with some hearty scary bridge oneupmanship. 

    Don't forget the kickass 1971 van rocking out to "Slow Ride."  Don't EVER forget that.

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  12. 14 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

    Too bad JosephStang isn't around anymore to let is in how the theory of everything could help this bridge build itself, at faster than lightspeed, without regard to mathematics.  

    Do you even "holonomic toroid bridge," bro?

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  13. 10 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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    Had a Norwegian roommate for a semester in college. I really hated the guy. Was a smug dipshit.

    If you were a Norwegian dude, you'd be smug as shit too.  Maybe the best quality of life on earth, they're super outdoorsy in one of the most beautiful places on the planet and yes.....the women are absolutely stunning.

    2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    I met a Norwegian girl skiing in Colorado one year. She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. Unfortunately, this was before cell phones so no pics. But, ahhh, the good old days.

    Our Norwegian exchange daughter is a knockout.  And her younger sister is significantly prettier than her.  She and my son are pals (as in, they're friends and goof off, zero romantic issues), and I don't get it.  Had I been around a girl who looked like that at his age, I'd have been a stammering, embarrassing fool.  He says "nah, she's like my sister, so it's all cool."  And one of his best friends from his time in Berlin is another Norwegian gal who is an 11.  They're MOSTLY friends.....we'll see where that goes.  But he ran with a whole crowd of Norwegians there, and they are truly ridiculously gorgeous people.  And yeah, no pics, because I'm not doxing our friends.  I'm presuming that on their many viking raids, they only stole the most gorgeous of English maidens and such.

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  14. Hey Boss Hogg.....to answer your question, this is what Christian Nationalism looks like (really, it's what ANY [fill in religion] nationalism ends up looking like.  Because once a religion becomes the actual or de facto "state religion," it's inherent in that process that one of the conclusions will be "and no other religions will be allowed."

    This guy has Trump's ear.  He has literally met with the guy you support for president:

     

     

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  15. 1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

    It's actually not that bad.

    The span is not that long and the photos make it seem much worse than it is. That turn is freaky though.

    The weather can be dicey. Which is why it took 6 years to build....and unlike in the US, it's estimated 15 year toll payback period was completed in 10 years and after that, get this, they actually stopped tolling.

    It's an amazing drive and there is a visitors center on the north side of the bridge.

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    Pic I took. I don't know that dude in front. Just some random Eurotrash.

     

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    Our Norwegian exchange daughter was stationed at an airbase on the Molde side of that bridge (I think it was on that side).  She worked base security, walked the perimeter with a rifle and a guard dog.  We asked her what her actual job was, she smiled and said "hunting Russians."  The Norwegians will ski 500 miles to shoot you in the face, then ski 500 miles home, and do so fueled only by 2 of their version of a Kit-Kat bar.

    18 minutes ago, smuggs said:

    Also the 90 degree turn at the other end.

    My first car was this 71 Ford Econoline van. Driving this bitch across the dam at 16 years old was hair-raising to say the least.

     

     

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    I presume that a Foghat 8-track was permanently stuck in the player.  Right?

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  16. Yes.

    On an unrelated note, it’s my MIL to be’s 80th birthday today. To celebrate, she’s going to sky dive today.

    My question is what words of encouragement should one offer to a first time sky diver? Good luck? Break a leg? Neither of those seem right.

    What to say to her? Can’t say it any better than this legend did:

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