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Well, just got hit and run
I submitted my report to APD. I expect them to get right on it. They already sent me this acknowledgment:
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Sabbatical to Latvia to find myself
Disappointed Surlyites: "I signed up to bang old Latvian women. How in the fuck am I supposed to figure out how to fix a leaking Latvian toilet or install a new heater? Their 'lectric plugs don't even look right."
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Sabbatical to Latvia to find myself
- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Way to tell us you're not a sheep.- Dominique's Sweater Tonight
She's kinda awesome because . . . yeah, she's got it going on. And, she gives ZERO fucks. That level of coolness is always worth some extra points.- 2026 Midterms ...
My ethnic group is arguably the perfect American group....because we're so fucking stupid. A Republican candidate could yell repeatedly "I'm a badass macho motherfucker, and I'm going to make sure my administration executes every dirty hispanic - every last one, no exceptions - currently in the United States," and he'd win 40%+ of the hispanic vote because he's a tough badass who tells it like it is, and anyway, I'm sure he means OTHER hispanics, not me.- Trump’s America
Blah blah blah....so you're saying she's available now?- Fried Chicken
I could rationalize bumping it up one level, and would probably like that too, but then, I don't eat as spicy as I used to.- Senate 2026
Fine, FINE....I'll run already. Sheesh.- Southeast Asia: This always turns out well
Huh. We should probably send in some advisors. And dust off our Creedence records.- Fried Chicken
Ashamed to admit that I have yet to try Gus's.- Fried Chicken
Was at a lunch yesterday where someone brought a box of bone-in fried chicken for Tumble22, spice level "hot." It was damned near perfect. Spice level was just right -- had a bite, but not distracting or overwhelming (yeah, yankees and euros might sweat and complain, but most Texans should be able to handle it with no problem). Perfectly cooked and crispy, nice big pieces. I was genuinely impressed, and it's some of the best fried chicken I've had in Austin. I may get the bone-in next time we go to T22.- Well, just got hit and run
Would that I were as handsome as Rummy.... Seems we have a similar disposition, though.- Well, just got hit and run
Y'all didn't know I was the great and powerful Oz, did ya?- Well, just got hit and run
I mean, my wife and I were on our way back from our photo shoot anyway…- Well, just got hit and run
So…literally came across this at a nearby HEB. My vehicle is white. I took damage both low, and a light black stripe that matches up perfectly with the mirror. But…I think the damage on his car is a bit lower than the main damage on mine.- Trumps War on Everything
Guarantee all of them scream “you gotta follow the law!” in their support for nabbing illegals. Understand that “the rule of law” is whatever Trump says and wants, nothing else.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Yes. They do. That is how stupid this timeline is. They think that economic collapse is what winning looks like. For example “low gas prices means we’re winning!” That only comes about one of two ways: 1) increased supply. That’s not happening enough to have an appreciable effect on prices at the pump. Instead, in recent history, what has caused cheaper gas prices for a period has been 2) reduced demand. And what reduced demand the most? Reduced economic activity. There’s another factor too (which Trump has literally declared war against): increased use of EVs (another element of reduced demand). Bottom line, you ge cheaper gas when the global economy is shit. And Trumpkins celebrate that. Because we are beyond the point of infinite stupidity.- Shit My Kid Says
I use that same line to let the missus know it’s time for some Saturday night friskiness.- Trump/MAGA has ruined sports
If you haven’t partaken of the “bus tub buffet,” are you even a dude who waited tables? That was a no-brainer back in the day.- ICE activity/raids
Just another Kavanaugh Stop, briefly detained with no real inconvenience, right?- Well, just got hit and run
Appreciate it, will see if I can send the video. Didn’t post it here because you don’t need to hear us yammering about the asshole, or whether I should chase him. It is amazing how fast he is in and out of screen. He was flying.- Well, just got hit and run
I mean, we were just mellowing out to some Rachel Price, an exit away from home. I actually saw him in my rear view, thought “he’s going to fast and is gonna cut it too close,” and he hit me about .2 seconds later. Hope his car is his baby and he fucked it up and his girl thinks he’s a dick and he’s not getting laid because of it.- Well, just got hit and run
He might have also clipped the suv on our right. No real hard hits, just clipped us.- Well, just got hit and run
Black Camaro doing about 90+, sideswiped me. Got him on camera, but between reflective lighting and how fast he was going, don’t think I’ll get a readable plate. He’s on screen for no more than 3-4 seconds. Fucking asshole. Not major damage, but a pretty solid sideswipe. For no fucking reason. - What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
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