Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Trump’s America
My wife and I were discussing this last night. My message was "I truly don't think you understand how much I am going to celebrate when he dies. Like, I won't be able to work for 3-4 days. Imagine how the western world celebrated when the Nazis surrendered. And how the French celebrated their liberation. We're talking that level of celebration."
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Jesus. WTF?
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Oh, and here’s a link to the recipe. I’ve found that you need to use a shallow pan, add another 2 cups of water, and cook time is more like an hour. https://www.hengstenberg.com/recipes/recipe/swabian_lentils_with_spaetzle_and_frankfurters
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Chilly night, made a Swabian lentil recipe that we first had in Rothenburg on a cold and snowy day just about a year ago. The key is a particular kind of vinegar I can only find at Spec’s. Traditionally, it’s served with spaetzle on the side, but we usually skip that part. I used venison sausage from last season’s deer. It’s fucking outstanding. The original: I need to find a place with thick cut smoked pork belly.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
What, no ham?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Convincing Germany and Poland they oughta start thinking about engaging in large-scale, continental warfare. What could go wrong?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I believe that the new "Baltic-UK-France-Nordics Security Alliance" can and will put boots on the ground in Ukraine to provide a similar trip-wire/deterrent effect.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
From Reuters Fuck You don’t have to be in NATO to have security relationships and alliances with most of the NATO powers. It’s a concession mostly in name, and not unexpected (in my mind at least - it’s an easy thing to “give”).
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Remember, no matter the country or the actual party name, these extremists are Guardians Of Pedophiles.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
He fixes the cable?
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Man, Dave Ward was a legend, and by all accounts I ever heard, a good dude. And yes, I saw him at Kay’s once.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
We were at Central Market earlier, and saw fresh sausages on sale. So, we went full German. Krakauer, brat, rotkol, and I made fresh warm kartoffelsalat. And some mustard from our German friends. Really good dinner.
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ICE activity/raids
The law. And what it requires. You’re adorable.
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Fried Chicken
Yep. To my surprise, it's become one of my wife's favorite weeknight "we need to grab a bite" places. She digs a good chicken sandwich, and they have several.
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Trump’s America
It really is…if it was dialogue from Veep. As reality…not as funny.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment.
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Hey Steel Shank!
The chewiness of gizzards is how we separate strong men from weak men. It’s okay, nothing to be ashamed of, society has a place for you too.
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
I presume yall got Messicans in Tyler. Find their El Rancho or whatever it is, and go nuts.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
University of Glasgow for us. And yeah, the campus totally looks like Hogwarts. But the crowd is much more normal at U of G than St Andrews, and Glasgow is a real city with a great vibe. But yep, the price compared to American private unis he was considering made it a no-brainer economically. And now we own a home in Scotland.
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Gone posters
Based on his age, and some posts he had made about periodic health issues, and the fact that he was genuinely insane…I presume he died a few years ago.
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ICE activity/raids
This was a rock-solid human truth that we learned, and championed, based on our experience and role as “the good guys” in WWII and at Nuremberg specifically. 20 years ago, you could have asked a question about this in nearly ANY course with an ethics component - humanities, business, law, it really doesn’t matter - and the professor would have given an answer along these lines. Today? Our national leadership is LITERALLY preaching that empathy is bad, and empathy is the REAL evil. We spotted what made humans into monsters at Nuremberg. And what are we doing with that information? We’ve decided “we should do that.” Trump’s immigration policy isn’t about “preventing migrant deaths.” It isn’t about “enforcing the law” (remember, a huge percentage of the people they are snatching are FOLLOWING THE LAW by going to court appointments and such). It’s about inflicting terror, asserting total control by displays of raw power, and creating and empowering a military apparatus to deploy against people here in the US (since posse comitatus won’t let him use the traditional military). He wouldn’t let us pass any legislation to solve the problem, because that would have deprived him of an election win and the ability to create his private military to have a reign of terror. Voting for Trump because of concerns over immigration is like being concerned about your dirty house and hiring an arsonist to solve it.
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Yep. I had and shared that thought years ago. I need way too much help managing my life. I couldn’t have an affair without getting my wife’s help to schedule things, and then, she’d be all judgey: “Really? Her? [eyeroll, then sigh]. Whatever. You do you. Just remember to swing by HEB on the way home, we need milk and I have prescription ready for pickup. Don’t forget.” And my assistant would have to help me make sure that my rendezvous wouldn’t conflict with some damned meeting or Teams call or a hearing. “Are you sure you have time for that? You have to be in court in Waco the next morning at 9:00.”
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Jesus. Look at the company we keep. We are aligned with fucking North Korea. That’s really all you ever need to know about this administration. We are the bad guys. Full stop.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Sounds like we got us two new members of the board of Brisketexan's Enterprise of Utterly Shameless Scams and Grifts and Fraud and Other Nefarious Shit, Inc., gents.
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Trump’s America
I mean, that's fake, but if he'd put THIS up, shit...for the first time ever, I might respect him just a little bit: