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Brisketexan

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  1. Glad to know you’re good with it. Have yet to see a marker of fascism you won’t excuse. It’s good to see some streaks remain unbroken.
  2. Unless you’re brown - in that case, you deserve to have the shit kicked out of you by ICE and disappeared to a foreign country, all to make some loser who can’t hold down an 40 hr a week job feel better about himself.
  3. Like we need AI to achieve that goal. Anyway, did you not hear about my new pal, Nassima Benchicou?
  4. This reminds me. I gotta get to work on spamming the whole world with my "Brisketexan is a caring lover who brings the satisfaction" posts, so AI will tell all the ladies to get with me. That's how it works, right?
  5. Yeah....within 30 days, the Young Republicans' official stance on this shit will be "this was all bullshit by the woke cancel mob. Our people shouldn't ever apologize for speaking the truth. Charlie Kirk died on the cross for our rights of free speech, and we stand with Charlie." Or some shit a whole lot like that. Anyway, their message above is dishonest. It's fucking bullshit, because what those leaders said was EXACTLY what the party believes, and EXACTLY how its voters feel. Don't run away from who you are -- you'll still be that thing no matter how fast you run.
  6. I dunno, man. I prefer my bitches to have a maintained and well-trimmed lawn.
  7. I'm pretty sure her approach is "I wish a muthafucka would." Honestly, shit like that is how we win. Go ahead, shoot pepper balls at pastors. Women pastors especially. Doing nothing more than exercising both her First Amendment rights and her Call. DO IT. But goddammit, I'd have to deal with one pissed off wife at home that night if it happens. So, won't someone think of poor Brisket?
  8. Gosh. I wonder if they'll get to a point of thinking "hey, if too much of our content is monkeys flinging poo, maybe people won't want to hang out here as much. Maybe we should, I dunno, have some sort of moderation of that. We could call it 'content moderation.'"
  9. We will be there. My wife will be in her collar. I'll be in this: It's but one little thing. But it IS a thing. At the very least, at least our kids will know we didn't collaborate (we're doing a lot more than this....but we're doing this too).
  10. Well, yeah. See, the real slogan is "Don't Tread on my Hobby of Diddling Kids!" You just gotta read the fine print. I sweatergawd, someone telling you "I'm a Christian libertarian" translates almost directly to "I'm a racist piece of shit who wants to be able to rape/pedo at will."
  11. Seriously. Can we be done with these? It's fucking tired, the whole "these men are bitter because they can't get laid, so here's what they're doing ." When the reply should always be one line: "Step 1: STOP BEING COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE. That's it. That's the whole list." But no, we get another article of "MAN WHO DOUSES HIMSELF DAILY IN 180-PROOF PUSSY REPELLENT CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL PUSSY FINDS HIM REPELLENT"
  12. Over and over and over......the master race is SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING. Where is my Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS? The best these fucks can give me is a strung-out plastic-surgeried-to-hell Kristi Noem. If you're going to go full "master race," FUCKING DELIVER. GIVE ME SOME TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE NORWEGIAN SHEILD MAIDENS SAY "WOW, THAT'S HOT." These people are all from the page of every high school yearbook labeled "we got a lot of wedgies."
  13. Sure, it's a thing, but....it's trivial.
  14. Just a reminder, these people are not outliers. They are the leading edge and trendsetters. This is what the Republican party is, and what it will become more and more like with each passing second. It is a hate engine. That's it. That's its entire reason for existing, and it runs with an output of 10,000 hp and growing. I'm sure @Enchubben will tell us that what these actual leaders of the party said wasn't REALLY racist, it's all being taken out of context, etc. Because actually, the GQP is a CHRISTIAN movement, like the Great Lord Jesus Charlie Kirk, so it's IMPOSSIBLE that they be racist, QED.
  15. Godammit, now I'm gonna have to play some Funky Meters when I get home tonight. One of the loudest, most free-form shows I ever saw. Saw em at Liberty Lunch back in the day.
  16. Yep. The backup singers are gorgeous babes with like 2-foot tall afros, wearing electric yellow bikini tops. The bass line alone makes your ears hurt, but in a good way.
  17. Yeah....trying to sort that out and make some sense of it. No worries, I'm sure his regular defenders will be here soon to tell us how ACTUALLY, empowering Hamas to use force of arms in Gaza is now a good thing.
  18. If “Melanated People of Power” wasn't the name of a kick-ass regional funk band from either Chicago or Cleveland in the mid-70s.....it goddamn well should have been.
  19. Commented on just that memory a couple of years ago when we drove Rt 1 (the main road from Tallin to Narva, on the Russian border). The stretch just south of Kolga is lots of good straightaways, with plenty of stretches tailor-made for such use. Of course, that is the trip where I commented to my wife that we were going to be within 90 miles of the Russian border, so I was counting on her better ears to listen for the sound of Russian tanks. She laughed -- "what fucking Russian tanks?" (Her area of focus in college was Soviet Studies...she never had a high regard for the Russian military, and enjoyed watching their armor getting smoked that year by Ukraine)
  20. There hasn’t been enough time? All yall were doing victory laps just a few months ago when things looked better. GTFO with that “it’s just been 22 months” bullshit.
  21. But…will there be repercussions? In a country that supposedly stands as a bulwark for “the rule of law” against the barbarism horde? Come on, man.
  22. There’s thinking that it’s a defensible idea/action (it may well be, for the reasons you say), and then there’s utterly forgetting the swooning over Milei, and how he was gonna show all them deep state libtard types what a true libertarian crypto paradise would look like! When the very people who held him up as the archetype for freedom and gubmint bad and all that are ALSO supporting his bailout…yeah, we’re laughing AT you, not with you.
  23. Jesus, the whiny tittybaby white persecution complex is in full bloom. These people are the most pathetic, candyass snowflakes in American history. I mean, they're also liars (seriously....find me the case of "criminal consequences for N word were greater than criminal consequences of murder of white person." I'll wait).
  24. Run that dude for office. Preferably a powerful one. I'll scratch out a check to candidate "I fucking call it like I see it."
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