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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean, the Taiwanese will only put pee-pee in your DIET Coke, so there's obviously a pretty big difference there.
  2. 100%. It's going to become like a Nestle of shitty "tech-ish" brands. Each of which functions to conceal the shittiness of the other brands in the portfolio, while simultaneously being a shit brand itself. It'll be a conglomeration of shit brands doing this to each other to avoid any negativity and boost total stock price to irrational and insane levels disconnected from any actual value:
  3. Mark this: Because 1) Cornett will be pardoned within the next year, and 2) Erik Siebert will be run out of the US Attorney's office before this year is out. The Regime WANTS shit like this to happen. This is a policy SUCCESS, not a crime.
  4. I guess you missed the part where he admitted doing butt stuff for money.
  5. You are dead fucking wrong. There are three economic constituencies in this world: 1) rational actors, 2) meme stock investors/bros/koolaid drinkers, and 3) larger investors who ride and exploit the trends of group 2. Groups 2 and 3 would keep the value of "Flaming Bag of Dog Shit Enterprises, with a Tech Bro Leader who says lots of Tech Bro stuff" near the top of the charts. Actual commercial value has nothing to do with it. Tesla may end up having shit for actual commercial value, yet will remain one of the most valuable companies on earth, because meme stocks/bros/exploiters.
  6. I mean, it continues to be fucking fantastic. Does he have any CONTRARY facts? Of course not. But he does have "a tremendous brain, really the best brain, people are saying it's the best brain anyone has ever seen. I have intelligence at levels never seen before, and my intelligence is better than the so-called 'intelligence community,' so I know these things. But who knows? Maybe they have nuclear, maybe they don't. Tremendous word, 'nuclear,' I was the first person to ever say it, even before my uncle who taught at MIT."
  7. Also, "Favorite Oysters" would be an awesome name for a smooth jazz combo that plays Friday nights at a slightly upscale bar.
  8. I mean, this is an odd way to confess that the buttplug vids you are making for your OF page are becoming routine and predictable, but you do you, man.
  9. I'm waiting for the Waffle House AI system. It will be an advanced algorithm that balances whether a customer is likely to start a fight, or is likely to back up staff when a fight happens, will do so while not spilling any of their hash browns which are smothered and covered, or will try to raid the cash register while staff is distracted in a fight. It will scour the internet for data to build a file on each customer, but it will start with 1) arrest records on meth charges, and 2) appearances on Worldstarhiphop.com (and/or any videos on other platforms where a participant simply yells "WORLDSTAR!" as chaos unfolds).
  10. I’m getting info of what’s going on down in the Valley right now, including information being gathered by government forces. I can’t share specifics, but it’s….not good. Guys, wherever it is that you were afraid of going…we’re there. If you are Hispanic, you are the prey, and they are not too concerned about whether they get your citizenship/immigration status right. Speaking Spanish as your preferred language is enough, for example (and I know a crapload of US citizens in the region who speak Spanish as their sole/primary language). If you are non-Hispanic and you are ok with this, then you now know EXACTLY what you would have done as a non-Jewish German in the 1930s.
  11. And this is why ACAB. If the person committing assault was a non-cop, every sane person would expect the other cop to jump in and protect the citizen. But because the criminal is a cop, the other cop just stands by, providing de facto support. Hey cop, your job is to protect me, even from your brother officer if that’s the threat. But they never do that. Never. Ever. Because….say it with me, folks, you know the words….ALL COPS ARE BAD.
  12. BTW, the “secret ER” in Austin is…the Heart Hospital next to Central Market. It’s a full ER, we’ve never had a wait.
  13. You find it weird? Do you really? A holiday celebrating the day we stopped treating black people like subhuman property is not looked upon kindly by state leadership…and you don’t find that totally on-brand?
  14. I celebrate the entire cone-shaped corn chip catalog.
  15. Man, such solid, deep truth in a short pair of sentences. Perfectly captured.
  16. What utter bullshit. Like Alabama would allow a hotbed of liberalism like Iran to join the SEC. Please.
  17. As I understand, Texas Sausage moved to Buda -- 2581 S Loop 4 Ste 424 Buda, TX 78610, (512) 472-6707 Would love it if someone can verify that they are open at that location, though.
  18. ??? Me just caveman, and no get what you are saying here. I'm being critical of a shift from being supportive of Ukraine as an ally to being only supportive of Ukraine as a transactional entity -- we will only support Ukraine if it gives us all its stuff.
  19. I mean, Thierry Henry endorses them, they MUST be good, right?
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