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Brisketexan

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  1. "Natural causes." In Hollywood, the "lifetime cumulative effects of all the booze and coke and pills and smokes" = "natural causes." Which checks out.
  2. It's not an issue of zero concern. FFS.
  3. The muslim talk? Or the flowery prose about anal violation? Or the Daddario pics? You gotta be specific about which thread derail you're bitching about around here.
  4. Having a bit of writer's block. Trying to figure out how to fit in the phrase "extravagant, decadent, guilty pleasure . . . tempered with a nagging feeling of violation."
  5. You think that becoming an idiot is easy. Despite all of the evidence on this board, it's actually quite difficult for normal humans to speak fluent moron. It requires a native speaker to lead the way. And unfortunately, the GQP has pretty much hoovered all of those people up.
  6. Problem: the 90 million who didn't vote are even dumber than the mouth-breathers who voted for Trump. The Dems need to learn how to speak fluent "sub-100 IQ moron," and fast.
  7. I really pray that this line is clogged by people telling long, detailed stories about being anally probed.
  8. I don't like that chart, because it's actually MUCH worse than that. The "Homeland Security" budget includes much more than ICE. As I understand it, all "border security" type measures together under Homeland Security will be around $175 billion of our budget. Look at that chart. The US "Homeland Security" paramilitary apparatus will be the fucking THIRD LARGEST MILITARY BUDGET ON THE PLANET. Trump and his minions have created the third largest military force in the world, to be deployed ENTIRELY inside our borders. If you create an army....and then turn them loose....they WILL find an enemy to fight. And when it's that big, a few million dudes hanging sheetrock and picking strawberries won't be enough to feed that beast. That army WILL be coming for more. Gee, I wonder who it will be turned on? It's a mystery!
  9. I hate him so, so, so, so.......SO much.
  10. That....is fucking AWESOME. Goddamn I love a jukebox. Just the other day on the way home, I got to thinking about one of my favorite Waylon songs: The Wurlitzer Prize (I Don’t Want to Get Over You). Truly one of the most clever, evocative songs out there. I still love hitting the Little Longhorn on an off day or afternoon, when there's no band, and you can pop a coupla songs on the jukebox. That's the good stuff.
  11. This. Here's the TLDR version: stop trying to appeal to smart, informed people. They are too small a voting bloc to make a difference. You MUST win the absolute mouth-breathing idiot vote. That is the biggest voting bloc there is, and right now, they are under the spell of Trumpism. Promise them free shit. Promise you'll hurt their enemies. Send them free tit pics by text. Whatever it takes. Oh, and run a charismatic candidate that is willing to say all of those magic words at a middle-school vocab level, and/or use some Hollywood catch phrases. I'm dead serious, the most serious threats to Trump and Trumpism are people like The Rock, and McConaughey, and folks like that.
  12. In my experience, you were either a Pole Position man, or a Turbo man. I was team Turbo. I rocked that shit. Man....I kinda wanna hit the arcade with my kid now. He'll be home in a month, sounds like a plan.
  13. FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER YAKOV IS AWESOME.
  14. I mean....it's like you haven't even looked at her breastesses.
  15. Because....and follow me here.....they have deemed all 65 million of us as undesirables, not real Americans, etc. And they've ALREADY said that dirty illegals and whatnot are not entitled to due process, the right of habeas corpus, etc. I really don't know what it's going to take to wake enough people up to the fact that the government of the United States is declaring war on each and every hispanic living in this country. Any difference between their approach to hispanics and the German approach to jews in the 1930s is rapidly evaporating. And we will be told we are being hysterical, it's no big deal, blah blah blah, right up to...and through....this: Remember, they told you it was just about "getting rid of violent criminals." That was a lie (they are rounding up a shitload of nonviolent, hardworking folks). Then they told you it was just about getting rid of "illegal immigrants." That was a lie (they've revoked legal status for hundreds of thousands, and are terminating the status daily of many others). They told you it was just about immigrants. That was a lie ("65 million" is a hard mathematical fact that tells you it's not just about immigrants - it's about every last one of us American hispanics). Next, they'll tell you it's just about incarcerating us. That will be a lie, too. What would you have done when the nazis were coming for your jewish neighbors, to round them up and get them out of society, and dispose of them....by any means necessary? It's what you're doing right now. Their use of the number 65 million tells you that nothing I've said above -- not a single word of it -- is hyperbole. The intend to exterminate us from American society, completely and totally.
  16. Russia: so shitty, it can get even Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Turkiye to agree on shit.
  17. Firebomb it? No, sorry. The best I can do is duplicate it 30-40 times here in the US, so we can have internment camps for all 65 million hispanics in the US, which is LITERALLY the number one of the administration's key adviser has used repeatedly. We're going to need a lot of those camps to hold all 65 million hispanics in the US, including me.
  18. Of course it is. And you know what else is real? The fact that the president of the United Motherfucking States has taken numerous actions in the last 5 months because she told him to. She is one of his most powerful, listened-to advisers. And she wants to deport or exterminate every hispanic person in the US. When fucking Nazis tell you who they are, for the love of fucking fuck, fucking believe them.
  19. But not the 30% that are driving the bus. That 30% is all that matters. And they are in full-on Slim Pickens mode these days -- economically, socially, militarily....
  20. I, uh, thought we didn't dox around here....
  21. The games at Pinballz cost per play -- you get a card loaded with credit and use it. There's one corner that's old arcade games. My son and I will go, and I'll go set high scores on several of them. He can occasionally beat me at Sea Wolf, though.
  22. Isn't there always? And you haven't lived till you've had sex with your gal on the air hockey table in her parents' garage/rec room. Or, so I'm told. I'm guessing doing it at the mall is one better, right?
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