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Brisketexan

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  1. You shouldn't be worried. You should be certain. Vaccine tourism is literally going to be a thing very, very soon. Take a trip to Cancun? For $100, get your flu shot etc. too! There will be dudes handing out fliers outside the hotels.
  2. I just walked back from lunch, part of the way behind a mentally ill homeless dude ranting about NCIS storylines involving the character Abby. I am 100% convinced that dude would be a less erratic, more calming presence in the White House than TFG.
  3. It was nation-wide. And I've still not seen any hypothesis as to WHY that has been shown to have any real legs.
  4. Of course he would. Because
  5. It's how they always say it and play it. "BOTH SIDES!" But when it comes down to the principles they claim to hold.....ONE SIDE ONLY! It's all a lie. These are people who thought that pedophilia was one of the most important issues in human history, and we MUST release the Epstein files, and now......they couldn't give .000000001% of a fuck if every Republican raped a toddler on live TV. In fact, they'd love it, because man, that would really own tha libz!
  6. We are about 8-10 months away from: Entire vaccine schedule, all of it, for children and adults All recommendations are now all the ivermectin and all the hydroxochloroquine and also Trump-Brand Super Supplements!
  7. Dude. Come the fuck on. Functionally one party sees consequences from corruption. That's it. FFS, Al Franken faked a boob grab and had to resign. The Republicans? Near zero consequences. AND, on the off chance that they face any......they get pardoned. The fucking PLATFORM (in operation) of the GQP is "no fucking rules for us, no fucking consequences for us." You've seen it explode in real-time, and you are hopeful that maybe that worm will turn? Dude. Put down the crack pipe. Crack is wack.
  8. See that 6%? That's 6% more of a fuck than this regime gives about ANYONE'S opinion on fucking anything. They don't care, because they don't have to, because public opinion only matters if you intend to allow/honor the results of actual free elections. When a regime starts acting in such complete disregard of public opinion, that's a huge fucking warning bell/red flag/DANGER WILL ROBINSON moment. But it doesn't fucking matter. Because nobody is listening or doing a single damned thing to stop it.
  9. At this point, Brett Favre would prefer that people just talk about his unsolicited dick pics instead of....the $1.1 million in "speaking fees" he received for speeches he never gave and his purposeful diversion of $5 million in TANF funds (for the truly poorest of people) to a fancy volleyball stadium at So. Miss where his daughter played. Remember that? Remember all the consequences? Yeah. Fuck, might as well send some more dick pics, Brett. You're MAGA, so you're fucking bulletproof.
  10. Man. Got me thinkin' bout some pain perdu.
  11. You haven't been paying attention. That doesn't matter. You haven't been paying attention. The foreign policy of the entire fucking United States at present boils down to this: whatever the most deranged, psychotic, unbalanced, narcissist piece of shit to have ever walked the earth wants at a particular instant in time. That's it. If he wants to hit Canada with a salvo of nukes after lunch today, he will, and nobody will lift a finger to stop him. And the scenario I suggested has a non-zero chance of happening. No matter how low that chance is....it's fucking madness that it's even true.
  12. Seriously. It's a perfect shortcut to killing NATO dead. That gives 90% of this regime a huge boner, stroked by Putin as he works on his own boner.
  13. Dude. Like he'll allow ANYTHING that isn't Trump-branded to open there? Come on, man.
  14. Goddamn, do the lies EVER stop with you? When did you join the Trump admin anyway?
  15. You're wrong. They care. THEY LIKE IT. There is no greater display of raw power, of "I can do whatever I want and nobody can stop me" than committing unethical, criminal shit in broad daylight. It's a big middle finger and "wadda ya gonna do about it?" to everyone else. It's the bully walking up to you in the cafeteria, taking the chocolate milk off your tray with everyone watching, grinning, and walking off with it as nobody does a fucking thing. It's a morally bankrupt, evil enterprise from top to bottom. It will either be ended, or it will be the end of this Republic. Those are the two options, and we're already well underway towards option 2, with not even a molecule of movement towards option 1.
  16. Exactly. Being in the same state where fraud/a crime is committed? Disqualifying for a Dem. ACTUALLY COMMITTING THE CRIME, REAPING THE BENEFITS, AND SHOWING NO REMORSE? It's a fucking necessary qualification to run for office as a Republican. It's a goddamned kleptocratic party, and proudly so. Being able to do awful shit, not care about it, and totally get away with it, is a fucking FEATURE, not a bug.
  17. Senator Rick Scott, guilty of defrauding Medicare and Medicaid in the largest such fraud case in US history, is laughing at you. Republicans can ass-rape a child while robbing a bank and lighting the Constitution on fire, and they face zero fucking consequences. Zero. None. Shit, it fucking GAINS them votes, because it shows how "alpha" they are -- they can literally get away with ANYTHING, don't you want tough people like that in charge?
  18. And all the Republicans have to do, and will continue to do, is deny any wrongdoing even when caught red-handed and pleading fucking guilty in court and shit like that. Republicans, you ate the sprinkles! "No we didn't." It's fucking insane.
  19. HE STOLE FROM A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY. There are no rules anymore, and it's stupid as fuck for Dems to play as if there were.
  20. I mean…not yet. But for a $20 up charge, I’m listening…
  21. Brisketexan replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Didn’t make this, got it at a restaurant that is kinda my thing platonic ideal for a basic seafood gumbo. We went down to the coast to lay my parents to rest in the Gulf. In the 2.5 days we were there, we ate three times at a very nondescript joint, located in a building that was once a Pizza Hut, that has been a family favorite for around 20 years: Lake Jackson Seafood. One of their standard “specials” is a big bowl of seafood gumbo and two fried fish filets. And yes, the pro move is to break up at least one of the filets and put the pieces on top. The whole deal sets you back around $16. And it tastes like happiness.
  22. Yep, I bought this (and another like it) at auction when they were demolishing the FEC. I did so as a grand romantic gesture for my wife, as our first kiss was at a concert there. Alas, in my angst to make sure I got what I was bidding on, I bid on TWO identical sets. We have managed to find a use for all the other tables except this one. So, would love to put it in the hands of another longhorn fan. It's original to the FEC, so it's used with a ding and knock here and there, but a solid and pretty granite top. Size is approx 2x4 feet (on an oval, not a square obviously). For $40, it's yours. DM me, reply, as you wish.
  23. 1) What is the anticipated profit margin on said plan? 2) How much of said profit will end up in the hands of the Trump regime/insiders?
  24. She actually showed up in the Ukraine thread on Nov 1st, as their joint Halloween costumes were "pilots who hate Russia":
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