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Brisketexan

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  1. Yeah. But $1.99 for a "gravy flight" sounds fucking magical.
  2. Hey, Candace might be on to something....Just released new security cam footage capturing Kirk's assassin in the act:
  3. Our answer to the dumbass Venezuelans who voted for this shit: ....and not the way they want it to.
  4. When you realize that our state is run by unprincipled spineless cowards whose sole source of self-satisfaction is punching down.....the conundrum checks out.
  5. Yes, we would. Because we are not a functioning country anymore. We are a crackpot kleptocratic autocracy - a real outsider among developed nations these days. 2025 can have "has her own show," or "member of the cabinet," or any number of wacky shit like that.
  6. No. It won't be. Give me a crew and an afternoon, we'll have it scraped, refinished, and repainted. And yeah, the crew will look entirely like this:
  7. This is the bottom line. Talk about having a WILDLY inflated sense of her importance. Seriously....why in the fuck would the French government want to kill her? What fucking threat is a single batshit crazy person with a mid podcast? She's not. You defamed Macron personally, they sued you. That's not a national security or "have her killed to silence her" issue. She's not important. She's just crazy.
  8. There is a non-zero chance that within the next year, she'll be shot in the face with a pepperball by some ICE asshole, arrested, or both. All while wearing her clerical collar, clearly marking herself as clergy. And those dumbasses don't realize that will just piss her off even more.
  9. There's a whole lot of this. My wife has commented flatly "I will not have my children and grandchildren wondering for even a moment whether I was complicit, or whether I stood with humanity." That is 100% where we are as a society. Are you the kind of person who would have hidden Anne Frank, or the kind who would turn her in? There's no middle fucking ground. Yellow fever got the job fucking DONE. Time to bring it back. Honestly, I suspect RFK will get us there sooner than you think.
  10. Well, there may actually be some legit attorney-client stuff in there - quite a bit, maybe. When the compact offer/demand came in, I suspect that there were significant conversations with legal counsel regarding risks, repercussions, possible responsive strategies, etc., and a good bit of back and forth on that. Any communication sent to the Trump administration - a third party - would NOT be privileged. Now....that assertion of privilege will be reviewed by our Attorney General's office, and that Open Records division is . . . .short-staffed, by woefully inexperienced people (they ran off all the experienced folks) and (this is different than it used to be) much more susceptible to pressure/demands from politicians above than it used to be. So, that part of the process isn't so great. But, once they issue their decision and records are withheld, the requestors can appeal that and take it to court for a legit third-party evaluation of whether the privilege actually applies.
  11. Our leadership is made up of literally the stupidest people in the entire country. Seriously, they are all so fucking goddamn dumb. Imagine that instead of dealing with the DOD, DOJ, and other incredibly important executive branch functions, you were instead dealing with these people as CEOs of major businesses you had to deal with. You have to work with Kegbreath as CEO of Defense Co., or Bondi as CEO of Legal Co. You would hang up the phone from a call with those people, turn to your colleagues, and be all
  12. There's a simple solution. Every retired military officer should state/post Kelly's admonition, word-for-word. Want to prosecute officers for following their oath and reminding others of same? Good. Bring it, you gutless little bitch.
  13. Well, it was just me, and that’s nearly a pound of mollejas.
  14. Wife had dinner with friends, so I decided to go full messican. Hit Fiesta on the way home. Mollejas y frijoles (grilled sweetbreads and beans).
  15. These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats. In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).
  16. It is going to be laughably: 1) incomplete 2) the parts that are understandable will be totally unworkable and likely even counterproductive 3) labeled with the "Trump" brand at every turn 4) and likely designed to funnel dollars to the Trump family grift in some way
  17. I talked to him at a small presentation a few years back, and all he wanted to tout was his fun "cross-examination" of some witness for the MPAA appearing in front of some lame-ass committee. And while the story was amusing, I found myself thinking "jesus, what an incredible waste of time and a position." It sure seems like the sole reason he holds the office is so that when he makes a dinner reservation, he can say it's for "CONGRESSMAN John Carter."
  18. To tell you how long that fucker has been around, I had my worst performance ever at a hearing in front of him as a judge as like a 3rd year lawyer (I stepped on my own dick for the entire hearing till I kinda saved a bit of it with a good closing). And I've been practicing law for three fucking decades now. Jesus, these fuckers just camp in the capitol now.
  19. Yeah, not sure how that 6 month extension statute Twice Horn pointed out above figures in (whether they can legit re-indict or not).
  20. If this isn't his campaign slogan, I don't want to live on this planet anymore:
  21. Alex, I'll take "campus groups that are against all variety of fun and whose full sexual repertoire consists of date rape and guilty crying/masturbating to interracial cuck porn in the dark" for $500.
  22. Alex, what is "someplace a young girl never wants to be?"
  23. Just ask your computer to load the milf porn more slowly, and it'll be the same experience.
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