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Brisketexan

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  1. Dude…that’s all great, and is what COULD make this country great. But the souls of this country is frozen, artery-clogging shit at Applebees. America is an Applebees.
  2. Nobody cares that you ate a gas station burrito.
  3. Shit, we were just reminiscing about the Hyatt fajitas, trying to figure out when those ended. Looks like around 2003-2005 or so.
  4. And that they didn’t mow down 1,000 others with her. We had a chance to draw a line the right way. We failed.
  5. Yes. Because if there's one thing we know about this admin, it's that they will employ and cite valid and accurate data. And if there's another thing we know about this admin, when it states conclusions based on utterly made-up bullshit (or, in this case, more likely to be "not revealed bullshit," of the "trust us, that's what our study found, but no, we won't show you the data, because it's a secret" variety), the admin will be called on the carpet and shamed into admitting the truth. Yep, that's how it goes. That's all per the admin that claims that DOGE has saved eleventy billion trillion google bazillion dollars, and that fentanyl seizures have saved 258 million American lives, and . Yep. THIS time, it will be different. Because the norms and rules now apply again. "Trust me, the norms won't let the admin pull any shenanigans" is the most hollow assurance in light of an admin that has thus far been bound by....not a single fucking norm or evidentiary standard.
  6. Truly....that's truly comical.
  7. Holy crap, I'm watching that radar loop....and Austin might legit get totally fucking shut out. Incredible.
  8. Fucking. This. How hard is it to follow this simple advice? -- STAND UP TO BULLIES. Why is that the advice? -- BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS.
  9. Fake news. Does not account for cod liver oil. And supplements soon to be sold on Joe Rogan's podcast and NewsMax.
  10. Because -- and let's be clear about this disparity -- RFK is smarter, and has thought of really super important and serious things to deal with measles.....that centuries of doctors and researchers, including some of the most brilliant minds in the world, most of whom are sincerely dedicated to improving public health and saving lives....never even considered. https://www.who.int/news-room/spotlight/history-of-vaccination/history-of-measles-vaccination All of those people involved in the story above? Morons, clearly intent on doing evil and hurting people. RFK? Super-brain-genius, here to save the day, and to walk boldly up to centuries of physicians who tried everything as children under their care slipped away, and say "hey, have you tried cod liver oil? Also, where's my Nobel Prize for medicine for just now thinking of that?" Dumbest. Fucking. Timeline.
  11. America's "security apparatus" will be turned ENTIRELY inward. With a 100% focus on "enemies of the Regime." I mean, y'all have read the history books, right? Nothing is a surprise anymore. Nothing.
  12. They've shifted to boats these days.
  13. And the Crystal hot sauce. It sends the message that you're serious.
  14. I provided you ample materials to entertain yourself, you shouldn’t be bored.
  15. Have no fear, we’re pivoting way from evil vaccines, and HHS is going to focus on REAL health issues, like….chemtrails. For real. I wish I was making that up. But I’m not.
  16. A port is a port -- land-based ports of entry are still "ports." And yeah, gotta presume that there's much less shit going to and from Mexico these days as well. Early data (March traffic) seems to indicate as much.
  17. That's one of the things that actually makes me chuckle. These dumbfucks don't realize that the book it out -- worldwide -- on how DOTARD works, and how to play him. He has one play: All you have to do it wait him out....because he doesn't have a "next move." Let him beat his chest, kick up dust....all you have to do is still be standing there when the dust settles, and you have WAY more leverage than he does. The other fucking dumb thing was declaring a trade war on THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD ALL AT ONCE. If he'd perhaps just focused on China, then that offers some opportunity to carve them out from the global trade network, and use our size and strength against just them. But now....the whole world is focusing on how to 1) maximize trade with each other, while 2) minimizing trade entanglements with the erratic, unreliable, and batshit insane USA. Dumb. Just fucking nuclear-blast level dumb.
  18. So...you DO realize that this satirical ad, if actually placed, would spur a record number of applications to ICE, right?
  19. I mean...it's all the things a fella needs. And you know, didn't want to forget Luna.
  20. Pretty sure you could steal everything worth stealing in Jacksboro and the value still wouldn't get you charged with anything above a Class A Misdemeanor.
  21. Have coffees and snacks (tostados - thin crispy sandwiches) at any number of confiterias. For a classic parilla mixta, try La Estancia on Lavalle (and get it with everything, all the meats): Hot chocolate and churros at Cafe Tortoni. Maybe take the ferry shuttle (buquebus?) over to Colonia (Uruguay) one day. It's a more chill, mellow place, so decide if that's your vibe. Consider checking out Recoleta and the cemetery, check out the San Telmo market (on the weekend is best). Iguazu is a bit of a big bite for a day trip - really need an overnight there to appreciate it.
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