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Brisketexan

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  1. 100% on the bolded. Also......would. Because I have no shame.
  2. We used to have a Constitution and the Rule of Law. Today, we are governed entirely by The Petulant Tantrums and Outbursts of a Literal Madman. And the GQP enables and supports it without any dissent or notion to actually stand up for the American people. It is the Cult of Trump vs. the People of the United States of America, and the Cult is marching down the field unimpeded.
  3. Yeah, it's pretty spectacular. What he's doing is RAPE. And their argument is "if he'd just use a little lube, and put on some Barry White......and rape other people, but not me....I'd totally be in support." The bolded part is the only thing that matters. They like him hurting people. They just don't like him hurting THEM. That's it. That's the entire thought process. Suffer. Feel the pain. Then feel more of it, until you think that the only relief you can get is the sweet release of death. And then botch your suicide attempt, so you feel only more pain. Maybe THEN, they'll grasp that a philosophy grounded in "hurting people is good" is maybe, just maybe, a shitty philosophy.
  4. There are ironclad rules of certainty in this universe. One of them -- maybe the prime rule -- is this: "No matter how hard you suck up to Trump, the only question is WHEN he will utterly buttfuck you." I fucking love it. Venal, lizard-brained fucks, even supposedly super smart and rich ones, will never learn. Once you fall in with the mob boss, he owns you and you are his eternal bitch.
  5. Wanna know more about the helicorpion. That sounds badass. Have him draw us one.
  6. Let these fuckers go bankrupt, one by one.
  7. Within 90 seconds of the conversation beginning. It will go like this: And you’re not wrong. This admin will 100% find a way to put Putin in the white hat, and Ukraine in the doghouse. Because TFG is a bottom bitch around anyone with any remote bit of power.
  8. Those in the know call those “Port Arthur Pancakes.”
  9. My stomach and asshole are older, but they’re still of Mexican coonass lineage. I was fine. Bitch please.
  10. My mom’s recipe (which is a stone cold killer) is a lot like that, except no tomato. So, it has more of a yellow color, a little orange if we use crawfish. Shrimp etouffe is the boy’s go-to when he wants to make something to impress food snobs (usually his French and Italian friends). They consistently say it’s one of the best things they’ve ever had, and it’s so easy.
  11. Got a Ryobi. Matches with my batter trimmer, which generates insane torque.
  12. "Stupider and stupider" is the governing rule, man. Imagine the dumbest possible reason to do something self-destructive. Have you imagined it? No. You haven't. It's WAY dumber than that.
  13. No....it's not even because of that. There is no rational reason -- not even a STUPID rational reason -- for us to be in ANY conflict with Canada, trade, hot, or otherwise. This is about two things: 1) Trump personally hates Trudeau, and 2) Trump is going to keep ratcheting hostilities up, backing himself into a corner until he feels that his only option is war. Because he is a TERRIBLE negotiator, with no vision of a real goal, and no wisdom, with no sane people around him to check his worst impulses.
  14. You will buy all of your food from the only approved seller, XGroceries. The food will be manufactured by the only approved manufacturer, XFoodCo. You will submit, peasants.
  15. When my ancient gas mower finally fell apart, I bought a rechargeable electric mower. It rocks. Can’t believe it took me that long.
  16. Oh, I definitely saw that (the realignment of the US with Russia, completely destabilizing Europe and incentivizing multiple states to nuclear arm right quick). But that was easy-pickings, prediction-wise. War. With Canada. Come on, who the fuck saw that coming? It's completely and totally insane -- I can't even come up with a CORRUPT reason for it. It's nothing but the product of an insane madman's mind, spinning out shit at the speed of light.
  17. Also....petition to change the thread title from "Trump's America" to "Trump v. America."
  18. "War with Canada?" Yeah....even my imagination failed to go to that extreme, I admit it.
  19. I AM thinking positive. Think of it this way: in the coming war of US v. Canada, you can think of it negatively (a US war of conquest against Canada) or positively (a Canadian war of liberation for the US). I'll be just fine living in the Canadian-occupied US. We'll need some global help with reconstruction (a new Marshall plan), that sort of stuff. I'll happily work to assist those efforts in conjunction with our liberators.
  20. It's the endgame. I honestly didn't see this degree of shit coming. But....look up. It's coming.
  21. Depends. Any joints in the hood that sell a great deconstructed burger?
  22. We are headed to a depression, and war. Against our closest allies. We are not yet 60 days into this administration. This nation may not make it to the 120 day mark. If conversations among senior military officers are not yet happening about what to do when it all falls apart and he orders them to kill Canadian troops and civilians, then our military has already failed us. We are rapidly approaching the second-to-last failsafe (military refusal to act, and then open conflict with the POTUS). The final failsafe is guerilla resistance of the people against the regime and its loyalist forces.
  23. Yet......every single one of those people starts everything they say with "I still support him," and they will 100% certain guaranteed stone-cold lock vote for him in 2028 when he runs for a third term, the law be damned. MAGAs are a cancer. They are in every organ, every bone. We do not survive this. We are committing national suicide.
  24. It all comes down to this. If you cannot convince someone with reason, the only path left is to convince them with pain. And as stubbornly stupid as they are, it's going to take a LOT of pain.
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