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Brisketexan

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  1. I once had a nice chat about how to use different flavored vinegars with Jennifer Montana at a Dean & DeLuca in Napa Valley. They were picking up a few supplies for the weekend, but they were headed out for dinner that night with some friends to a brand new place called "French Laundry." She was one of the most stunning human beings I've ever talked to, and she was as pleasant as could be. Just engaging and chatty, couldn't have been nicer. Imagine this, 25 years ago (and there's not a thing wrong with her today): She didn't offer any health advice, though. If she had, from her, I probably would have taken it.
  2. Oh...so i see you ARE familiar with the Dems' game.
  3. It's not as bad as you say. It's so, so, SO much worse.
  4. How about the hemlock filibuster? That's my proposal that no senator can take office until they drink a fatal dose of hemlock. I think my proposal will do more to help this country than a single fucking thing that has happened in the last 10 years. We should look into it.
  5. For real? Totinos at any major grocery: And you make the patties yourself. Flatten them out thin, freeze for a bit, then grill. Come on, man....gonna have to take your 'murica card if you can't get this shit sorted out. Good sir, that's because it's "cheese," not cheese.
  6. That's on you. They were busy fighting inside. Shoulda gone in, and played the chaos to your advantage. That's how you end up with a 6 piece spicy when you only ordered a 3 piece.
  7. Y'all's lack of respect for a future POTUS is duly noted. If you think I'm kidding, you haven't been paying attention to this timeline at all.
  8. Looks like the cold front was in the pool.
  9. retread gets it. If it is at all helpful to the people, the massive propaganda machines of Fox News, X, Newsmax, and Facebook will ensure that it is squashed, ground to dust, and forgotten within hours. If it benefits billionaires, it will be granted a permanence and unassailability on par with the great fucking pyramids. Laws benefiting billionaires at the expense of the people and the Republic may outlast humanity as a species. Because the GQP propaganda machine will make it so. This sort of situation ends ONLY when the greedy take it so far that the literal guillotines come out. Not metaphoric, literal. And not a moment before. So, now we just wait until our society hits that breaking point. It will take a long time, because we have an entire information apparatus devoted to convincing the people that thing is NOT A giant spiked dildo being rammed into their ass, and even if it is, it's Biden's dildo. The level of pain it will take to overcome those lies is off-the-fucking-charts high. It's coming. Not tomorrow, but it's coming. Hooray. Our society will eventually be so broken that an ocean of blood will be spilled. What a great outcome! But until then, we get the bonus of continued degradation and suffering!
  10. Amendment accepted. And for the record, my membership in the pro-vagina club is of the lifetime variety.
  11. Yes. But it doesn't matter. The Republicans can actively ass-rape the American people, and the voters will just blame Biden and Obama and the Democrats. We live in the upside-down inside-out times, where nothing factual matters at all.
  12. Twilight? Dude. It's midnight on December 21 above the Arctic Circle. Nothing but darkness. And the calendar is going to stay frozen on this solstice of the Republic.
  13. I bet it tastes like freedom and bald eagles and landing on the moon and the World Series and the Super Bowl and muscle cars and stuff.
  14. This. You send it out, and tell everyone it's legal tender. Then, when retailers and such say "ummm....yeah, we won't be accepting it," threaten those retailers with government reprisals and sanction if they DON'T convert your imaginary Trump bucks into real money. Which also...and this is key....has the effect of monetizing all the OTHER Trump bucks you hold in your personal possession. So, his bucket full of imaginary money suddenly turns into a bucket full of $10 billion in value, because he's able to use the threat and power of the government to enrich himself. But, you know...he's drained the swamp and all that.
  15. This isn't wrong, but the Dems are still wrong and are still pathetic gaping vaginas which is an insult to vaginas because vaginas actually have a noble purpose even the gaping ones. It's wrong because here's how much an actual opposition party, defending the very existence of the Republic, should be willing to fuck up: everything. All of it. Until the mid-terms. Because...and this is really, really, really fucking important...their opponent has clearly demonstrated their willingness and desire to fucking END THE REPUBLIC. They will fuck up EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. These are not "policy arguments." They are existential fights in a total war. You wage total war by...waging total war. It's a shitty, shitty thing to start. And I really, really wish the GQP hadn't started it. But here we are. Fights like this one end like this: Fight. Or get the fuck out of the way and let people who WILL fight get in the goddamn game. See the perfect encapsulation of the problem below: There will be nothing left to govern (and certainly no chance of anyone governing the shell of this country OTHER than fascists) if you don't fucking win first. Take. No. Prisoners. Slit. Fucking. Throats. Make. The rubble. Bounce. Until you're ready to do that, everything else is fiddling while Rome burns.
  16. Co-sign. That's a thing of beauty. I love moussaka, never tried to make it myself (it's not exactly one of our family recipes).
  17. Oh, they SAY there are. Wait till when/if (HUGE "if" there) we ever get another Dem POTUS. All of those people sitting in their cave silently right now will fly out to shriek as loudly as they can about "this is unsustainable! It's an existential threat!" I mean, they'll have to start by clearing their throats, because they didn't utter a fucking PEEP the previous four years.
  18. I mean...this is and always has been a real thing. Except when we were in the "we have little kids in car seats" stage in life, we ALWAYS go inside. It's no slower. It's often faster. And I am 100% convinced they check your order more carefully when you're inside, because they know you can just stand there and make them fix it (which will make their life harder, so might as well get it right the first time). I only drive through for the simplest of things, IF the line looks short. Like, I'll swing through and grab a coffee or iced tea while running errands. Breakfast is something that's usually simple enough that you can risk the drive through. My wife made the mistake, while running our refugee charge around to soccer practices, of going through the drive through one night....at Popeyes. And yes, they totally fucked up the order. And yes, once they did, she laughed and explained "yeah...that's what we get for going through a Popeyes drive through."
  19. He's going to give out "stimulus"....to an economy that doesn't presently need stimulus (although he's certainly doing the lord's work to get us to that point). He's going to give out something like $400 billion from a bucket that's collected less than $200 billion. Where are all my GQP deficit hawks? He's NOT going to use that $195 billion to reduce the deficit that he's caused to grow at lighting speed. Again, where are all my GQP deficit hawks? This is fan-fucking-tastic. We are a fucking joke of a country.
  20. Yeah….dont know how the dirty Dagos skated by.
  21. Still cleaning out my folks’ house. Dad had several of these in an old box of stuff. Guess this was a viral ā€œthat’s just wrongā€ meme of the 60s-70s era:
  22. Look for the guy eating ketchup coated boiled brisket and relentlessly posting memes about how he’ll protect Texas from….the mayor of NYC.
  23. That’s the Dems music right there.
  24. Well, we’re certainly going to get to find out. When the bastion of defense is the wet tissue paper that is the Democrats, you’re going to get raped in every way imaginable.
  25. Man, here’s how it is: you can have a house with a sex dungeon in it, or you can have a sex dungeon that you live in. Make the right choice.
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