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I hear you. But any age of American innocence is over. I wish it wasn’t. But it is.
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Yeah, the French toast at Bardot is fucking unreal.
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Just get Kinkos to blow that up to sign size.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Well, see…the problem is that “roadworthiness” is woke. -
Bouchon is at the Venetian. That’s where I’d have your Sunday brunch. The quiche is fucking insane, as is anything with scrambled eggs.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
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There are few sadder clauses in the English language than "in Anahuac." At this point, he's doing these for two points: (1) to demonstrate the benefits of absolute loyalty to the regime (bow and blow me, and you can have immunity from all laws, inside tips to millions, etc.), and (2) showing the rest of the world that he is willing to use his power in ways that have no limits or guardrails. It's rubbing everyone else's nose in a pile of "I can do anything, even batshit insane and evil shit, and there's nothing you can do to stop me." Donald Trump is the most evil American in our lifetime.
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If we don't capitalize on this greeting card opportunity, we're missing the boat.
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You done fucked up, A-aron! Seriously.....walking right into the arms of a nation state that will happily ship his ass to Gitmo was perhaps not the wisest choice. I do love watching fuckheads get what they deserve.
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I see multiple uses of the letters D, E, and I in that letter. UVA must be punished for its woke insolence.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Brisketexan replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
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Fucking this. We have a fucking Mt. Everest-height pile of such examples. And even better, the more "religious" the community at issue, the MORE likely they are to brush it under the rug, excuse it, etc. We make fun of every hoodrat type being defended as "he's a good kid!", but goddamn.....I don't think there's a more damning thing that can be said about a person these days than "he's a good Christian man." I hear that phrase, and I immediately wonder "oh shit, what awful thing did he do?"
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Brisketexan replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
An update just circulated by one of the Federal court districts in Texas: Federal Judiciary Limited Operations Beginning October 20 The federal judiciary nationally has exhausted all available non-appropriated and no-year funds and will move into a non-paid status effective Monday, October 20, because Congress has not passed a continuing resolution or appropriations bill to fund the Third Branch of government. We are required to abide by the terms of the Anti-Deficiency Act, 31 U.S.C. §§ 1341, et seq. We apologize for any inconvenience to you and to your clients. The district court will continue to hear and decide cases. The clerk’s office will accept and timely process all civil and criminal filings, continue regular administration of the jury and grand jury system (including payment of petit and grand jurors), and will collect and deposit fees and costs into the Treasury. The clerk’s office will also process registry fund transactions and restitution disbursements. Court reporters will continue to transcribe proceedings and produce transcripts. Court security services, including security screening at all courthouses, will continue as usual. Staff will generally not be available to respond to inquiries that are not related to case administration. Attorney admission work will continue, but certificates of good standing will not be issued. Oaths will be administered, but no new ceremonial events, tours, or training will be scheduled. The court’s website will not be updated unless necessitated by an emergency. The clerk’s office will not be able to issue Pay.gov refunds. IT staff will keep the judiciary’s systems functioning and perform work necessary to protect the systems against cyberattacks. IT staff will also provide courtroom assistance to ensure that all audio-visual equipment functions normally. Attorney wi-fi services in the courtrooms, which are funded with non-appropriated funds, will still be available. IT staff will not be able to troubleshoot or help with CM/ECF problems that are related to an external user’s IT system. CJA attorneys have not been paid or received expense reimbursements since July, but CJA vouchers have been audited and are in line for payment at the earliest opportunity. As of October 20, CJA attorneys should continue to submit vouchers for payment; however, the new vouchers cannot be reviewed or audited until the judiciary is funded. The vouchers will be maintained in order of receipt for immediate review and will be given priority once the judiciary receives funding. Contractors have been notified of our inability to pay. In the context of case administration, this could impact an interpreter’s willingness to work in federal court. We have one staff interpreter in the district, and we can also use telephonic interpreting services for some proceedings. With rare exception (for example, due to a life safety issue), we will not be able to obligate funds for repairs and alterations of our courtrooms or courthouses. Projects that were obligated in a previous fiscal year will proceed. Staff will not be paid for the duration of the shutdown and will, therefore, not be expected to respond to after-hours or weekend inquiries or requests. Any calls or messages received after 4:30 p.m. will have to wait until the following business day for a response. Thanks for your patience and understanding as we navigate this unfortunate situation. -
You think this. And you're kinda right. At least, as to how the families of the identified victims feel. But you have missed this truth: The rest of the team and the town are gonna blame the victim for "ruining Celina football," and "not keeping it in the family -- football is family!" That's how these things work.
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Hey guys....remember back when we used to have those "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang" conversations? Well, now you've seen it. She's fucking hideous in every possible way.
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I mean.....have you met us? It's not an unreasonable conclusion.
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Go ahead and engrave this post in stone, because that's absolutely going to be the majority take in Celina. It's a stone-cold lock.
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Well being that there's a metric shitton of non-gay child molestation (yeah, check on your daughters and such....almost all of their molestation is by straight men). The most common denominator is "molesters are male" (notwithstanding the fun people have in posting hot female teachers who diddle their students). The problem - if you want to narrow it down to "one group" -- isn't gay men, it isn't straight men.....it's "men." Not that I support broad condemnation of men as predators, or any shit like that. A pedo is a pedo. I have been around kids a jillion times in my life, male and female. I have managed to molest zero kids. Not because I'm straight, or if I was gay, because I was gay, but because I'm not a pedo predator. Some men, however, are pedo predators. Deal with it on a case-by-case basis. Oh, and as for the instances of gay men committing sex crimes against boys, dig a little deeper. How often is the perpetrator a closet case who society, his family, etc., has forced to live a lie? Want to make it less likely that a gay dude will turn predator? Stop stigmatizing being gay. Let the dude live his life, have sex with other consenting dudes without being judged, hated, or ostracized, and I suspect you'd see the instances of abuse by gay men (which, again, is not materially statistically greater than their presence in society as a whole) drop. Shit, that's a big part of the molesting priest problem: society told gay men they can't be gay, the priesthood was a recommended "refuge" for them to be celibate, except they just got stuck there being super sexually frustrated. If Father Diddlepants had just been allowed to be Regular Gay Dude, he'd just be out there sipping chardonnay and having gay sex with other consenting gay guys, instead of feeling tempted by all the altar boys. Leave consenting adults alone. Stop stigmatizing consenting adults. And make anyone - of any sexual orientation - who has sex without consent (rape, pedophilia, etc.) pay a hefty price. Oh, and teach your kids about sex so they know that it's wrong when Uncle Grabbyhands grabs their peepee or their hooha.
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Exactly. I mean, the fact that we've literally TRIED this brand of idiocy before, and every economist with two brain cells to rub together concluded "yeah, that was a massive fuckup," and now we're doing the "but it might work for us" routine is fucking maddening.
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ChatGPT AI Tool— We all work for robots now
Brisketexan replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
No, the problem is with predatory, monopolistic practices, which achieve their greatest success when backed with stacks of money. The money is just an enabler/accelerator. -
Well, I suspect it all comes back to the fact that "massive tariffs here there and everywhere" is the dumbest economic approach this country has taken in nearly 100 years. It is idiotic, has always been idiotic, has been proven to be idiotic, so of course....a cadre of idiots is JUST the group to give it another try. We are a nation that owes its existence to global trade: there'd be no "New World" (that is, a North America colonized by and then independent from European powers) without the GLOBAL quest for spices, gold, silver, cotton, tobacco, etc. the British Empire didn't ban the trade of tea, tobacco, cotton, precious metals from outside Great Britain in some idiotic quest to "make Britain great again." Trade MADE the British Empire. Trade MADE the US. And here we go, crushing the fuck out of it because we are run by a bunch of xenophobic, nativist fucking morons.
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This. The idea of vast rings of pedophiles and such is wildly overstated. Pedophilia is almost surely occurring at something close to its historical rate, with 95% or more of it being committed by the usual suspects: family members and people in a position of trust (coach, scoutmaster, youth pastor, etc.) Drag queens and Epstein aren't coming for your kids. That sort of abuse is statistically insignificant. Your pastor, your brother-in-law, their coach, THAT'S who's coming for your kids.
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See....y'all thought I was kidding when I said I was angling for a position in Doomlet's future presidential cabinet. I was not kidding. I am going to what it takes to be appointed Secretary of Deez Nutz, or somesuch. @Prepuce of Doom knows I'm right. Doomlet is future POTUS material, we're just waiting till he turns 35.
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Pretty sure my old man saw Stella D'or strip in New Orleans back in '62. Said she was a stunner. But dad drank a lot back in those days, so who's to say.
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