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Brisketexan

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  1. Correct. “Weird” was a step in the right direction, but way too namby-pamby. The right terms need to be forceful, and even profane. “They’re just dicks.” “They’re assholes.” Wanna midwestern it? Fine, “they’re a-holes.” We’re here to make sure things better. They make things work. Look at what they just did to our economy. We have more debt, higher prices. We have fewer jobs, less money, empty shelves, and fewer options. They make everything worse and lie to you and say it’s better. No, they’re just assholes. Who live to serve billionaires by screwing you, the American people.
  2. Shoulda bought that cabin near Villa La Angostura back in 2001 or so, when it all turned to shit. Alas....just had a kiddo, and was what you'd call "really, really fucking cash-poor."
  3. And if you're a dentist who wants to look tough, while carrying a companion of prematurely aged skin and overly saggy breasts, there really is no other choice of ride.
  4. "The man who is the face and defining character of our company relentlessly shits on Europe and the sovereignty of every European country and its citizens (except Russia). Gosh, why do Europeans not want to buy our cars anymore?"
  5. I mean.....it's also in the middle of ass-nowhere. Transport costs alone add a shitload. Also, back in the day, he coulda held out till Kramer Junction, right before he got to Boron. Was a great burger joint there, Astro Burger, but I think it's gone now.
  6. The #1 rule for every single one of these assholes is "laws for thee, not for me." Kind of like how you are most likely to be sexually assaulted/abused/demeaned/degraded by someone whose public mantra is some sexual purity bullshit. Put another way, these are all members of the in-group: "there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Whereas REAL lovers of freedom and liberty both preach and practice "dude...mind your own fucking business and leave people the fuck alone."
  7. "to help improve its relationship with reporters and craft its public image." Huh. I'm gonna suggest that as long as your enterprise is defined by and run based on the whims of a fucking psychopathic sociopathic fucking idiot who consistently responds to press inquiries with ....then you're not going to make much progress on that front. I, however, will happily offer my consulting services for the low-low price of $50 million (paid up front, of course): "Brisketexan, how do we get people to stop thinking of X as a platform for psychopathic dicks, and start thinking of it as a platform that's not all about being a psychopathic dick?" "Well....and you should write this down....first, your CEO and primary content creator should stop being a total psychopathic dick, and he should stop embracing and boosting his army of psychopathic dicks. There is no 'next step.' That's it. Now, if you need me, I'll be at my villa in France, but don't bother calling, I won't answer."
  8. Yep. I remember some guy who might as well have been the monorail dude from the Simpson's pitching to me how they have "SOLVED EVERYONE'S WATER ISSUES!"....20 years ago. I recall the conversation. And my pushback to him then was exactly the same as Immamac's -- cool....seems like it needs a lot of power, how are you accounting for that? And he tapdanced around the economics, like pretty much every one of these deals I've seen or heard about since then. If you can get to a point where solar panels/generation are hyper efficient and hyper cheap, then it might start to make sense. If you're way off-grid, and use solar panels, it might start to make sense. Otherwise, the ROI just isn't there. I fart into the air, not into the water supply.....'cept when I'm swimming in Lake Travis.
  9. Blah blah blah you sound like a trans woke libtard. It's totally worth it to destroy the livelihood of tens of thousands of people for performative Project 2025 bullshit, which will be justified because someone somewhere once wrote a paper on their observations of homosexual behavior in a grizzly bear or somesuch.
  10. "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" I love that one. "We never took credit for it." The literal fucking name of the days is VE day and VJ day. And the "V" doesn't stand for "virgin." Our government...the one he heads...literally has a whole page on the DOD site about it: https://www.defense.gov/Multimedia/Experience/VJ-Day/ So, to make it even BETTER....his "victory day" of May 8th....ISN'T EVEN THE FUCKING DAY THE WAR ENDED FOR US. WE WERE STILL FIGHTING AND DYING IN THE FUCKING PACIFIC FOR SEVERAL MORE MONTHS. Dumbest. Motherfucking. Motherfuckers. In the history. Of all of motherfucking humanity.
  11. Don't forget Big Musk Bend Spaceport and Harem Headquarters, and Your Mom's Grand Canyon, Brought to You by Tesla Models S3XY.
  12. ....unless you've got my late oilfield-trash-tough mom with you as "security." She could handle that shit.
  13. Blah blah blah....what this means is get your copies while you can:
  14. It won't. Fucking. Matter. Just know that going in. Protest, make noise, call your congressman, do whatever. None of it will matter. Trump could propose to burn the actual National Archives copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence in the middle of Yellowstone as he strikes the park with a high-yield nuke.....and nothing and nobody will stop him. We're getting very close to the point where we're going to have to make some existential choices as a society.
  15. That's why grey slacks are always the safe choice.
  16. Fucking duh.
  17. Bottom line is, one suspects that the domestic supply at the Vatican will be insufficient to meet the increased need based in the influx of conclave participants. Laws of supply and demand, yo.
  18. Are papal conclaves big events like the Super Bowl? As in, there will be hookers flown in to handle all the business from visitors? I mean, I guess the hookers would all have to be altar boys, but still....bidness is bidness.
  19. Lazy scams crack me up. Just got another (like, my 984th) different text of "TOLL VIOLATION NOTICE! PAY NOW OR DIE!" The scammers are really mailing it in - zero effort to even try to come up with an official-sounding email. Check out this one from "fubin352" at...well, a real-deal official domain:
  20. I mean....just the laziness of it all. Why, back in the day, guys would have to cut a picture of a celeb out of a People magazine and actually jerk off on it. Lazy kids and their technology these days. Also....of people didn't foresee AI being immediately used for eleventy billion particular perversions, those people haven't been paying attention to what folks call "the entire history of the entire internet."
  21. This, my friends, is what "winning" looks like in Elon-world. For real. It's so...fucking...stupid.
  22. This. Focus on the shit that's actually fucking us. For the rest of it, the only response should be "he's a moron who thinks and does moron things -- what's new?" Oh, and the corruption. But not because corruption matters to people ethically (it clearly doesn't). But rather, because he's using YOUR government to make HIM billions, while YOU get fucked. The only people doing better from Dipshit Donnie's policies are Donny and his band of billionaires. They are taking YOUR money and putting it in THEIR pockets.
  23. Just remember....the grownups are back in charge. He has the brain of a much dumber than average toddler. Seriously, if one of my kids had spouted such idiocy at 4 years old, I would have been talking to my pediatrician about concerns about my kids' mental aptitude.
  24. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    1) Your daughter’s BF is more English than King Charles. For real. Nice kid, though, definitely wide-eyed at all the “Texas” going on all around him. 2) We’ve lost 3 out of the last 4, by a combined score of….10-1. Does that sound bad? It should. Because it’s very very bad.
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