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Zhorn96

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  1. Dude is a walking MASH unit. Cal thought he should medically retire but he is trying for one more (likely small) bag. Madsen didn't try to hold on to him and Cal has like 3 players left after Madsen started kicking guys to the curb this week. That should say plenty...
  2. supposedly wants big $ and Furd reports suggest that he isn't worth it. More style than substance
  3. but would it be different on the moon?!? Maybe the weightless environment will turn it into a floating amoeba like gang bang. Or maybe it would still just be porking the larger Americans in our midst
  4. Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy
  5. Dear UCLA, Please please please hire David Shaw. Sincerely, Prepare Your Anus
  6. I was always bemused that the naughty sex kitten in Valley Girl (Elizabeth Daily, far left of pic above) would go on to be one of the most annoying voices in the history of television. Tommy Pickles in Rugruts can burn in fucking hell for eternity. ok, off topic is out of my system. Back to more KBake talk
  7. Have some respect. There isnt a single person on this board who slays as much pussy as our man in the middle of this pic
  8. Seriously. I'd rather have cheese puns and the "Charms of Charleston" discussion than that shit
  9. Fuck that, their fans are dicks, almost as bad as Oregon's or SC's. The non UW graduate fans there are the worst
  10. Ketch, I am not going to call you a fat bitch this time, I promise. Question for you... let's say you and Looch are hammering some Kentucky Deluxe one night and one thing leads to another and suddenly Looch is fisting you violently. By accident, his Aggie ring catches on your prostate and rips it out but when it comes out, it is a fully formed, delicious ham. My question is...do you eat that ham?
  11. Dude is really really good. He is small and compact so wont be replace AD Mitchell on the jump balls in the end zone but has elite speed and quickness off the line, runs good routes and has solid hands. One of the best WRs in the Pac12 over the past few years...
  12. He is really good. Worthy-esque so if true, would fit that role I would think. Both SC and Cal are throwing money at him so will cost a bit
  13. one is Johntay and one is THE Johntay (translated from the Spanish)...doesn't seem that confusing, my man
  14. Oh that Geoff Ketchum is such a scamp. Also a fat bitch
  15. whoa whoa whoa y’all. Sometimes a guy gets distracted by some delicious ham and a mistake happens. Gotta have some perspective
  16. Penix has been doin that all year. With that OL and those WRs, that is an offense almost impossible to stop unless you find a way to get pressure early. Once Penix gets into a rhythm...shrug
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