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Zhorn96

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  1. I hear you and I get the sentiment. Before seeing TCU, I would've thought much the same but having seen them now... if Texas does lose to TCU, I'll be off the Sark train for sure. Cause TCU, barring a few players, fucking sucks. I hope Arky is the wakeup call the Horns need.
  2. I get the PTSD re: TCU but I was at the Cal-TCU game on Saturday...TCU's defense fucking sucks. Cal's noodle armed QB rolled them for bomb after bomb downfield. PFF had it as his highest rated game in his 5 years at Cal. Not a single guy on their D impressed me. Zach Evans can ball but until Cal's D wilted in the heat, the Frog O didn't do shit. So yeah, TCU...
  3. haha, poor Todd, they gave the interim tag to Donte Williams. High comedy
  4. dont you mean, Todd Orlando?!?!?
  5. Lance St Louis starring in Ass Attack VII: Balls Deep?
  6. except long snapper. LANCE ST LOUIS IS ALREADY IN THE FOLD, BITCHES
  7. I was at the TCU game yesterday. Cal’s dogshit offense put 32 on them and it should’ve been over 40 if their coaches could rub 2 brain cells together. Their secondary outside of LT Jr sucks and they barely put pressure on Cal’s QB. Their D is not very good. Evans is a fuckbeast but take your “TCU is going to kick our ass” bullshit somewhere else
  8. I think the duck has proved it brings itself, regardless of what we want
  9. Seriously, DeSean Jackson, Juju Smith-Schuster, Willie McGinnest… plus Cameron Diaz. All around school
  10. Thank you! I was all “where is the we’re fucking going 15-0, bitches!” selection? This poll is bullshit
  11. DTR has always been maddeningly inconsistent. So many physical gifts but damn, string a couple drives together, my man
  12. Hawaii is… not good
  13. It was inevitable that he would go 4-4 and a TD after I said that. 2nd half goals… have DTR throw every down til he gets it right.
  14. Stanfuck is in a downward trajectory and I am not sold on Lake at UW. If Cal can find an offense, they’ll be very good, covid killed them last year. Utah, UCLA and Arizona State should be pretty good. Rest of the conference is dogshit
  15. Hawaii seems bad. Like seriously dogshit bad. DTR has been total trash. RBs and online look excellent but Hawaii run D… a 5 year old would roll up a hundy on those fuckers. UCLA D looks good but the Hawaii QB… fucking hell he sucks so I am still in a wait and see mode on UCLA. They might be good but Hawaii isn’t going to answer that question IMO
  16. they also cloned a sheep and a football player kidnapped it so... aggy
  17. ever been to Bakersfield? Oy
  18. thought that was Baylor chicks
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