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Zhorn96

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  1. its not just BYU, its all the Mormon communities. Their church day is set up between age group gatherings and sermons. So from a young age, you spend time with good Mormons of the opposite sex every week. Once you get to college, the boys do a year, then go on a mission, come back and the freshmen girls are there for marriage purposes. Several of my cousins followed this route almost to a T. One side of my family is Mormon and I am the great great grandson of a 4th wife who got put aside when polygamy was outlawed. All I gotta say is...not my scene
  2. Butter teeth aint coming through that door, fans
  3. pretty sure Quidditch chicks are not getting any posrep on here
  4. ok, you only need to eat 1 or 2 dicks now
  5. isnt Cal Texas's primary competition for the Quidditch national championship every year? It wouldn't surprise me. Couple years ago I used to play soccer at Clark periodically and the Quidditch dorks would be out there running around with broomsticks between their legs. smh
  6. as I come from a Cal family and they are not repped on there but fucking Stanfraud and fUCLA are, YOU SIR MR HUCKLEBERRY, CAN GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS
  7. blue field trimmed in yet another shade of orange... the universe would explode
  8. cause SEC, duh
  9. wearing the same colors. That shit is like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters
  10. accurate. Almost nothing in that meeting for the pac12. Everything to gain for the remnants of the Big12-2-2
  11. I refer to those as aggie acquaintances
  12. does she understand that she should be looking for a new job?
  13. i love boobies
  14. seriously, its the most amazing porn name ever. All he needs is a Tom Selleck Magnum 'stache and you know he is starring in "Ass Attack XII: The Reckoning"
  15. bout tree fiddy is my guess utee94 in first
  16. Stanfuck has no fans so only SC has to worry about this
  17. Obvious response is obvious
  18. Thats Aggy level fantasyland action right there. Jesus
  19. you mean, this one?
  20. This clip seems apropos
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