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Grande Mart

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  1. In 3rd grade, we'd ride our bikes about a mile to the convenience store to pick up smokes for my friend's mom. She had become acquainted enough with the people that worked there that they knew who we were and would sell them to us for her.
  2. I didn't realize it was legal to grab and hold onto the receiver keeping him from getting to the ball before it gets there.
  3. I live in Portland. Love the 9 AM kicks. Don’t have to sit around stressed all day. And can go to Wedding Showers in the afternoon
  4. Someone photoshop Holly Ward onto the British soldiers here
  5. He also said Pavia was coming in your face on the TD pylon cam shot
  6. From a southwest suburb of Portland Oregon- fuck all these Duck fans TEXAS!!!!
  7. None of this shit matters at this point
  8. Lincoln Riley does not approve
  9. Dumbass Tim Brando was rambling about Hudson Card just now and brought up Drew Brees saying he went to Lake Travis HS. Had to backtrack once someone told him Brees went to Westlake. You can always count on Brando to say some stupid shit.
  10. Once ou has infested a place, the expense of remediating the suck is cost-prohibitive
  11. I think they’d probably use F-18 Super Hornets these days. Maverick and Goose ain’t walking through that door
  12. Radio said there’s a Johnny Law in Estelline. You know 287 ain’t never been a free ride
  13. Manning Heisman odds skyrocketing
  14. Manning Heisman odds plummeting lol
  15. Arrrgggghhh, not Lowell Galindo!!🤮🤮🤮
  16. Both QB’s are the epitome of what I would want a Texas QB to aspire to. Just gotta finish the job with a Longhorn National championship. That’s all it takes to achieve eternal greatness in Austin
  17. Probably needs to drink more beer
  18. I think the Russians target people that made a D in Chem 301
  19. So, the part of Texas Fight where the official version is “Go Horns Go”, you actually say “Make ‘em eat shit!” Unless it’s the ou game or the end of the game before ou when the victory is well in hand then you should say “ou sucks”. Also when raising your horns during the eyes of Texas keep your hand still until “til Gabriel blows his horn” then go ahead and emphasize each syllable by moving your horns forward
  20. Going into Corvallis is never easy for Nike U, and I think Oregon State is gonna be extra amped up due to being left behind. Yeah they lost a lot because of coach leaving and transfers but there is some pride there. Living up here I really hope the realignment shenanigans don’t kill the Oregon- Oregon State rivalry because it is pretty sweet. I’d put it up there with any non Texas-ou rivalry, and within Oregon it is pretty cool
  21. I live in Oregon. sure, Boise St is decent and has a badass running back but the ducks are very underwhelming so far. Would not be surprised to see the Beavs give them a game this weekend. The suck of ou hasn’t washed off of Dillon Gabriel
  22. “This thread went to a very weird place.” New Surly motto?
  23. Damn I love this song
  24. Yeah, he’s ranked up there pretty high in the cool names list. He either has to be a badass Longhorn tight end, or the bass player for a German metal band
  25. They just explained he did drop it early but a duck picked it up in the end zone. I was wondering if that happened but they never let the replay on tv continue to the point of showing what happened to the ball
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