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SurlyGator

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  1. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    You sure it's not The Gout? But seriously, that sucks. I hope Kris Stockton is a foot & ankle specialist orthopedic surgeon and not a podiatrist. Please don't go see a podiatrist. Think chiropractors with scalpels.
  2. FIFM, that's for damn sure.
  3. That glow is from the brakes on the fans, trying to keep the tower from taking off. Think 24 hours of Le Mans at night...
  4. Pour a little brown water for them.
  5. I had no idea you were one of @Armybrat's grandchildren!
  6. If someone had said Jimmy hosted a variety show in Branson, I would have thought "Well of course he does." Yakov is a bit more out of left field.
  7. At least the Stanley is undamaged.
  8. Tend to? So you are making an assumption based on tendencies, whereas the exception to those tendencies could help explain the overly kind treatment received from said goathumpers. Perhaps not so smart after all...
  9. My first thought: My second thought: How big of a rack are we talking about on this Indian lady. Did she have huge... tracts of land?
  10. Watching that makes me miss my 82 Monte Carlo I had in HS - no hydraulics.
  11. Dickel = multivitamin, Beam = peanuts. One of those is not necessarily a negative. One of those is ABSOLUTELY a negative. Damn shame too, because I live semi-near the Dickel distillery and drive literally right by it on occasion for work. I WANT to like them, but I cannot.
  12. That article is dated June 29, 2001. Anniversary revenge shooting?
  13. OK Einstein. I wonder where this site is headed sometimes...
  14. Aren't you full of questions on this issue. I never contended anything. You brought up prevention. We are all ears (or eyes, as the case may be).
  15. Dear Lord, could the first two responses to this news been more polar opposite yet equally wacky?
  16. Five months of that is nowhere near trivial. Going postal seems like a valid option. (see what I did there?)
  17. Preventing some nutjob from taking shots at firefighters responding to a brushfire? Let's here your thoughts!
  18. That looks finominole.
  19. I can count on one hand the number of threads on this site that I am genuinely pleased when I see they have been updated and immediately check out the latest addition. For reasons I cannot fully explain, this thread is one of them.
  20. OK @Rimbo, I think share time is done for the day...
  21. Well, it was fun for the shark...
  22. Grandpa_Simpson_walking_in_and_out.mp4
  23. That might be every bit as effective a training exercise, but everything is more fun with lasers.
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