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IDIOTsavant

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  1. I need to introduce him to my uncle that buys his new shorts on “The EBay” at the next tailgate… and by “new shorts” I mean the last person on earth that still has a couple of boxes of OP corduroy shorts from the 80s. He had to get rid of that IROC though because he doesn’t see so well at night anymore.
  2. DT was my first thought as well; followed closely by center. Someone that can make the correct line calls and keep DTs out of the QB’s lap is critical to consistent offensive success.
  3. Here’s the scheduling handbook at the University of Texas:
  4. Sark answering questions if any of our local media had the balls to ask why Roberson keeps getting snaps…
  5. I hate to channel my inner Vic, but fuck the Hogs! TEXAS!
  6. Now I really want to create a Golden Arcs sock to flip this on its head.
  7. Probably true about the dribbling, but disagree about the shot. Ralph started college the year the 3 point line debuted in the NBA. Coaches didn’t let everyone shoot threes back then, or let bigs handle the ball honestly. Athletically, he was the exact same sort of freak as Wemby, which is where the comparison is being made to his body holding up. Sabonis was a great player, but he was a bit shorter and bit heavier when comparing body types. He was absolutely an athletic monster before the knee injuries though.
  8. Not really related to Texas recruiting, but hilarious nonetheless: https://www.espn.com/college-sports/recruiting/football/story/_/id/47012159/kevin-brown-no-78-recruit-2026-flips-commitment-west-virginia
  9. In a Rockets thread, the comp has to be Ralph Sampson. Wemby’s a terrific player, but guys over 7’2” tend to have a short shelf life. Think Ralph hung it up in his early 30s, which unfortunately is where I think this is headed.
  10. Me reading this knowing I will not be in Costa Rica and unable to avoid it:
  11. This season should get Sark a lot of NFL looks…my kingdom for a coach that’s not a fucking pussy.
  12. I was regretting my decision to click on this thread. Thank you.
  13. All I want to know is are you happy with your haircut?
  14. That’s funny because I figured it out by reading the tweet that you posted.
  15. 3 guesses with 2 teams playing? You have the appropriate level of respect for this board.
  16. Two things: 1. They’re also expensive, and it’s an inefficient use of capital to put too much into a room where only one guy plays. 2. Never go full Spider2YBanana.
  17. You’re thinking about this all wrong. We just need to get Helo to identify the worst offensive line in America and recruit three of those guys. Boom - cheap All Americans.
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