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  1. TOR

    Mad Men

    When God closes a door, he opens a dress.
  2. This is funny, and probably accurate for some of those Dallas-area aggy. But won't someone think of the poor sheep? Every day one of them gets shamelessly abused.
  3. Wrong USC. Did Sark not give him a positive ref or something?
  4. Weird how that corps turd rape story just kind of disappeared.
  5. TOR

    Mad Men

    But that's life. One minute, you're on top of the world, the next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawn mower.
  6. I still have an Honest-to-God 42 inch plasma in the bedroom. I would throw it out but the damn thing weighs so much it would cause a hernia.
  7. TOR

    Mad Men

    Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.
  8. TOR

    Mad Men

    Have a drink. It'll make me look younger.
  9. Todd Dodge once wrestled a shark with his bare hands… and lost… because he felt bad for the shark.
  10. TOR

    Mad Men

    I'd say go to hell, but i never want to see you again.
  11. TOR

    Mad Men

    dammit burt, you stole my good bye
  12. TOR

    Mad Men

    ps the cardellini fans are going to fight you in the parking lot
  13. TOR

    Mad Men

    Holy shit, what a bump. S8, The Jet Set, Laura Ramsey was fire.
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