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ABSR

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  1. Actually, wouldn't that be a better term for panties?
  2. He has too much pussy being thrown at him to lock himself into just one.
  3. Ummm. Unwrap the package and smack the side on the edge of the counter.
  4. Neither is she.
  5. What we really need is Putin dying and then having it fracture the country. Lot's of different sides, oligarchs and different ethnicity's/regions all claiming their little kingdom. Not good for nuclear proliferation, but that is the best way for Greater (Shitty) Russia to cease to exist.
  6. Yeah, how fast are the windmill blades spinning?
  7. Are they too close to the Highway?
  8. I speak Jibber Jabber - How many class a mf deals you done without washer and dryers in the unit? When you procure a five star living facility, the washer and dryer are included for the butlers use with the compound.
  9. Exit rows are serious business.
  10. Jesus Christ Newby, it is South Austin's mom. That is like Surly day 1 orientation shit.
  11. What does this Gen X'er think of that ... 👎
  12. 80%? You are very kind.
  13. Fixed it.
  14. Disagreement on how much the High School Football team rules. Bogus!
  15. His mama call him Twitter, so I’m gonna call him Twitter!
  16. This is the single mother version of "sponge worthy".
  17. Not my cup of tea, but sure. Bend over.
  18. Black leather loveseat. He's of Asian descent so it works on many levels.
  19. Not the hero we want, but the hero we need!
  20. After that horrible story about the kid being smothered to death by his foster parent, are you willing to risk it? Vic’s predilection has been growing year after year.
  21. Dude needs to be black or blind...or both.
  22. He’s a janitorial scientist.
  23. You just have to end your stories with "....allegedly." Then you are all good.
  24. Ughhhh, it was a joke. I know AI is magic.
  25. Am I the only one who thinks you are just making up words now?
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