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ABSR

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  1. I hope this indicates an impending visit from Aunt Flow. If not, good luck.
  2. If it was real it would be only slightly amusing. Since it has misspellings and about 4 different fonts it is just pathetic. While I applaud the effort, make better choices.
  3. Even if it was the funniest female comedian, you would still be screwed.
  4. Both can be true.
  5. Stern but fair.
  6. It's nice to encounter another asshole with my sense of humor.
  7. What did Gary do? Make a good decision.
  8. Listen to this man, he’s pre-marriage.
  9. My wife usually doesn’t participate in my morning wood too.
  10. Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.
  11. She's no longer a sweet child of yours.
  12. Why would they want a shirt with a knife hole in it?
  13. They are straddling the log. When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it? Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over? Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? Never change aggy.
  14. Is that your pet name for your wife?
  15. Yep. Hamas has been an identified terrorist organization by the US government since 1997. Other countries, including the UK, also designate it as such.
  16. I think you need to look at what he said. He said they were "incredible." Not incredibly good people, not incredibly good fans, not incredibly good students....just incredible. So incredibly stupid, incredibly myopic, incredibly creepy, incredibly cultish, etc all fit within his statement. Imagine going to see a friends kid perform in a play, concert, etc and it is horrible. Afterwards you tell them it was "incredible" and you are being honest regardless of how they interpret it. Incredible, right!?
  17. That way the best case scenarios is your kids are as smart as your wife in regards to math, science, history, English, logic, reasoning etc, while having stunted social skills.
  18. And then we ask for pics.
  19. It’s also a lot of dicks blown up.
  20. All those white suburban kids protesting just to protest and hopping the turn style, and the one woman dressed in traditional full body clothing of traditional Islam is the only one to pay for the subway entrance. While I might not agree with her position I would definitely listen and respect her right to speak (which ironically isn’t the case in deeply traditional Muslim countries). Those other pretend protestors however should be arrested and expelled from school and sent home to wine to mommy and daddy.
  21. ABSR

    Florida Gators

    Are you saying Charlie Strong is well spoken for a color guy?
  22. A burnt steak? And I have and recommend that thermapen.
  23. #teamlegal In case our Fed friends are listening.
  24. Was she upset because you kept getting the quote wrong? #teamdaughter
  25. Needs more crab.
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