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ABSR

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  1. If this was about your wife’s kitty I would be more interested.
  2. My first thought was she was wearing the Scream mask so they did not have to see her face...the real version is worse.
  3. Did you tell him it was odd/insensitive he would wear a shirt memorializing the institutionalized incompetence that killed 12 people?
  4. Now this is the avatar that story deserves.
  5. They have a secret menu, so you may still be able to order it.
  6. A man is sitting at a bar looking sad and depressed as he slowly drinks his beer. The bartender comes up and asks the man what is wrong. "Well, my wife is angry at me for something I don't even understand, and she said she was so angry that she was not going to speak with me for 30 days." The bartender tells the guy not to be upset and that things will get better. The man says, "Not really, today is day 30."
  7. Silent treatment is poor communication and needs to be discussed and removed from the relationship in counseling, but this is stupid things husbands do. Picking her up was something she wanted and makes her feel loved and appreciated. Assuming work call could not be moved then explain and okay, but she will still feel less important to you than taking your work call. Once your schedule changed you could have prioritized her and in her mind make her feel like you want to care and support her by letting her know there was a change and you will pick her up. Instead you took actions that made her think you don't prioritize or think about her. She wants to believe you are her man and that you will protect and support her, and here you failed.
  8. …and tries to convince everyone it is filet mignon.
  9. ABSR

    Fat People

    Only when you pry it from my cold dead hand!
  10. Shouldn't you know?
  11. This, and doing the same for our primary bedroom walk in closet have taken a lot of stress away.
  12. There are 12 permanent bonfire tenants. Maybe that is what they meant.
  13. Another reason for water based lubricants instead of oil based ones.
  14. ABSR

    Fat People

    Look, the average height for US men is 5’ 9”, so he is at or above average. This should be a safe space for free and open discussions, and body shaming about height shouldn’t be done here. Can we please stop this and get back on topic of making fun of fat people!
  15. That’s a peyronie pierogi.
  16. What you could have said is "they're not wrong, but I like it!" That way if it bothers her she can work on it, but sexy time is still an option. You need to apologize and clarify how it looks good on her and is "PH" phat. Don't matter your honest opinion, fix this.
  17. Diabetes medicine.
  18. I don’t drink Kool-Aid, so Pepsi!
  19. Read his name again. He’s the right poster.
  20. When will this insanity end?!
  21. "It was the style at the time."
  22. I'm not sure having sex with your wife in front of your daughter is appropriate. However, I agree that your wife will likely complain about it.
  23. I think we all know that's not the reason.
  24. If we build enough Gondola coverage we can use that infrastructure to also carry the power lines!
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