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ABSR

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  1. Shitty situation for sure.
  2. We must not allow, a radial tire gap!
  3. What does she have against Eskimo Hut merchandise?
  4. Says Futureman.
  5. But what if they are referring to taking care of their Fur Babies?
  6. Fixed it.
  7. They are conflating going to a glory hole with manning the glory hole.
  8. Red headed step-child. Sorry MIA.
  9. All women seem like marriage material if all they do is have sex and never talk.
  10. Don't sleep on Blinn!
  11. They spelled "Leave" wrong.
  12. Seriously! Does nobody think of the Guamians?
  13. This seasons Running Man contestants are good!
  14. Are there a bunch of white people working there?
  15. More like the circle of life.
  16. To be fair, they were always Little Brother. They had just wanted to be adopted by new Big Bros.
  17. Shouldn't there be an exclamation point after "NO" on the sign in back?
  18. You wanted one until you got one.
  19. I love her blouse.
  20. If this was about your wife’s kitty I would be more interested.
  21. My first thought was she was wearing the Scream mask so they did not have to see her face...the real version is worse.
  22. Did you tell him it was odd/insensitive he would wear a shirt memorializing the institutionalized incompetence that killed 12 people?
  23. Now this is the avatar that story deserves.
  24. They have a secret menu, so you may still be able to order it.
  25. A man is sitting at a bar looking sad and depressed as he slowly drinks his beer. The bartender comes up and asks the man what is wrong. "Well, my wife is angry at me for something I don't even understand, and she said she was so angry that she was not going to speak with me for 30 days." The bartender tells the guy not to be upset and that things will get better. The man says, "Not really, today is day 30."
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