Everything posted by ABSR
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Puts a whole new spin on "He has risen!"
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
She’s a keeper.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
fixed it.
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Shit My Kid Says
Fixed for how how he wanted you to respond.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Holy crap that is funny! My aggy related story. So I was Navy ROTC and was also on our drill team my freshman year (not aggy). Part of the reason to put up with the drill team BS was to get a trip to Mardi Gras as Tulane hosts a drill competition that coincides with Mardi Gras. We also got to march in a parade which was cool...and we did it when the parade was actually happening. My first memory of aggy is that they sucked in the competition and that afterward in the wet muddy field a few senior students wearing Nazi Brown Shirt type uniforms and riding boots were screaming at all of the other members as they made them do push ups and PT in the mud while in their good uniforms. All of us thought, what is wrong with those guys? Little did we know.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Come on! I think it was clear Trump believed he was offering “Peace for our time!”
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Kevin Costner, the reluctant hero, has to be on here somewhere.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Either way it was a win!
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Why would they "fire" their most lucrative patients?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
And Putin complained about the gentleman's agreement ...
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Your most embarrassing moments...
He posts here...so of course.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Or "Tiny", as your Mom described him when she introduced you to each other.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
Nicole's dark passenger has to be fed at some point.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Did you reply "So same as every other day?"
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Can't answer without all the pertinent information. Does the shark have lasers?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Fixed it. Sailors too. And evidence indicates that retention was poor.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Nice recovery. Let us know how the FBI judges score your dismount?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wait, something meant to represent an aggy education is made of fools gold? Isn’t that what makes it authentic?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My wife can “load” the dishwasher and have half a sink of dirty dishes left for the next cycle. I can then get them all to fit and get cleaned properly. Had a heated discussion about this earlier in our marriage and my wife strongly indicated there was not a right or wrong way to load the dishwasher. I agreed but did indicate there were certainly more and less efficient ways to do so. While she has never agreed to my point, she has committed that I will always do the dishes.To be fair, I think her position was the asshole in our house will do the dishes, and based on her evaluation my reign has been unbroken.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Plumber?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Would that make it kiddie porn?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
So this guy "graduated from the prestigious airborne officers’ college"? We can be sure of one thing, he did not die running away...or running toward the enemy.
- Shit My Kid Says
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My father died last night.
Very sorry for your loss. I have lost both parents, and no matter how ready you think you are mentally or right the time is for them to go, it is still very sad.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Does that make the beans Chili?