Everything posted by Enchubben
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
don't sell me short, got to include the processing fee also.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
i was going to double up my TOF recurring donation starting in January - but I will triple it in February if we land Ryan Williams.
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2023 Fuck Fantasy Football
Started tank dell last week, goes out in 1Q. Start Nico Collins this week and he goes out in 1Q. Started Kincaid over Evan Engram this week. Im a fucking asshole that sucks at fantasy football.
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Texans @ J-E-T-S
Back to back weeks the Texans WRs have fucked me early in first quarter in fantasy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This is correct. But now there are shoes called Natives that use a similar material and style without looking like it was dreamt up by a crackhead that work well for kids. And they don't fly off. If as a mature teen or adult you wear crocs or heydude shoes, you need to be pushed off a cliff before reproducing.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
yea but he's from bEast TeXas!!!!!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It’s real, but he had that nickname back in college.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Oregon isn’t going to outbid itself now is it.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Well now after seeing a picture I understand how he was a virgin until marriage.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Washington has a B&O tax; get fucked. Don’t y’all have an occupy protest to attend?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
It’s also not a great offense for that fanbase. Their biggest complaint about Jimbo was his ancient slow plodding offense that doesn’t score points and isn’t explosive. Playing a ball control offense focusing on qb runs with that awful OL is going to drive texags to seppuku. I would like to lower my O/U of Elko/A&M partnership from 3.5 years down to 3 but reserve the right to lower it again should Optimus Klein turn down the offer.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
ouch. I know next to nothing about those two coaches, but the fact that he is bringing people with him from there shows you that Elko has no real network to leverage and/or couldn't convince better coaches to join him. We saw this exact playbook with Herman. I think the o/u for years of Elko/A&M is now at 3.5.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Yea they really bungled this one up. My guess is that “Plan 2024” resulted in Elko because he was a great DC, he would keep Robinson which would hold together most of their current roster and incoming recruiting class, and that they would buy a good OC with a large assistant coach budget. Well now they lost Robinson, the transfer portal is calling, recruits are decommiting, they’re landing cast off coaches and leftovers from Duke and still nothing has been done on the offensive front. But sure, Elko met with a couple high school coaches and went to the living room of a mid OL recruit so everything is going as expected. All is well Aggie. Keep up the great work.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
Running out of brained individuals. Booger McFarland is the backup.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
5 6,4,3,1 2,7
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I remember hearing for years how the problem with Texas was that the meddling boosters had too much power/influence within/over the athletic department.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"They buyout doesn't matter, it's all a write-off. It's free money." - Texags probably
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
He shocked the world!!!!!!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
@aggypedia how do we not have that trophy on the aggypedia website yet?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
If you’re Robinson, you were a greasy liucci permed cunt hair away from potentially being the next head coach. And now you’re not even gonna call the defense with Elko in charge? Why the fuck would you stick around for that when you probably will have multiple DC offers incoming from a desirable power 5 program or even a HC job at a lower tier program?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Does Sark have an incentive in his contract for big12 Coty? If so, that would piss me off if I was him.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
“Mike Elko’s Transfer Tango: Where Texas A&M Players Perfect the Art of the Portal Polka!” “Aggie Adieu: Elko’s Overweight Outflow in the Transfer Tumult!”
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I heard the incentives in his contract were based on a combination of road wins and reduction of his BMI.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Don’t care. Had Jimbo.