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BottleRocket

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  1. That must be loud as shit In person. I can hear it clearly off of Southwest Pky. Welcome to the jungle!
  2. Fun to ride and give great blowjobs?
  3. I couldn’t decide so my wife got me both. I like the look and weight of the Seiko more but it cost 3x more than the Citizen.
  4. 155 for 14 hours... but it could have gone for 24 hours.
  5. Do you not have a wife that would store kitty litter or some shit in it if it wasn't labeled?
  6. I shared this in the sous vide thread and thought I’d stick it here too. I put a frozen brisket in a sous vide bath all night, trimmed it, seasoned it, and then put it in my Bradley electric smoker for about 6 hours. Not great. Not bad. Would do again.
  7. Touchdown Auburn!
  8. War Eagle!
  9. I had to try it. Put the FROZEN brisket in the water bath at 155 for 16 hours and then threw it in an ELECTRIC pellet smoker for another six hours. Other than no smoke ring it turned out pretty damn good, all things considered.
  10. I’m looking for a sub $300 solar dive watch. Right now I’m deciding between the Citizen Eco-drive Promaster and the Seiko Prospex solar power divers X 200m. And advice?
  11. My father recently paid about $5k to unwind a 20 year old generation skipping trust and set up a standard will. My brother and I went through all of the conditions he had originally set up in the trust and he couldn’t explain any of it. In fact the trust contradicted many of his current wishes. It became apparent that, as a poster mentioned above, it was originally set up because of my father ‘s ego and desire for control. I think it’s all sorted out now. My wife’s side of the family has a corporation set up inside of a generation skipping trust and it is a total shit show that has provided nothing but heartache and grief. I call it the ‘Dis-trust’. It could be dissolved in a year after one of the grandchildren reach 30. This trust was also set up in order to control beyond the grave. Avoid.
  12. RIP DJ True love will find you in the end You'll find out just who was your friend Don’t be sad, I know you will But don’t give up until True love will find you in the end
  13. I’m in Ocala now driving around town with a buddy looking for propane and a generator. Was going to fly back to Austin on Monday but moved it up to Sunday so we don’t get stuck here.
  14. I want these things and I’m not ashamed to say it.
  15. I have all my 401k at Fidelity unconstrained by any employer sponsored plan. Say around $500k. Should I be doing something different? I don’t know how their fees differ from comparable managers.
  16. Your thoughtful and well reasoned response has no place here. Now move along.
  17. We’ve had Abode for a couple of years. Really like the geo fence feature that turns the system on when I drive away and off when I pull in.
  18. The Salvador Dali museum in St. Pete is pretty amazing
  19. Who washed every car in this ten-car garage? Who carries the boombox in the entourage? Me. Mike. Goddamn it. Me.
  20. Look again in your pantry. Look in your flour, Cereal, and pasta containers. Stare at it for a little while and see if it’s moving.
  21. That’s Owen Wilson on the bottom left.
  22. Tell the judge that you were fully compliant in that you 1) stopped, and 2) parked for two hours. I don’t see the problem here.
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