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ultimaton

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  1. According to Burdick v. United States, a pardon carries an imputation of guilt and that accepting one carries a confession of guilt. Doesn't need to be specific. Nixon was blatantly confessing that he was indeed a crook when he accepted the pardon. Like everything with Trump, that doesn't matter. He'll sign whatever he needs to sign, then he'll release a stupid fucking video like yesterday or do another hate rally and say he's completely innocent -- maybe the most innocent president in history -- and that he wasn't going to pardon himself until a man came up to him, big burly man straight out of central casting, with tears in his eyes and said "Mr. President, if you don't pardon yourself, the country can never heal and the deep state won't stop until they punish you for making America great." So he's not doing it for himself, nope, his presidency was very beautiful and perfect, he's really doing it for *us* and he loves us and we're very special. The rational among us obviously know that's bullshit and will be outraged, and the cult with either believe him or won't give a shit because of the lib tears. So, same as it's been for the last four years.
  2. I can't be the only one that kind of expected the woman that got shot to have been Fitlump, right?
  3. No, he's going to put Bowl at the end of every game on our schedule next year and hope for the best.
  4. Too bad nobody thought to give this unheralded Robinson kid the ball most of the year.
  5. Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds
  6. She was originally supposed to direct Thor: Dark World, so they've been wanting to work for her for awhile for some reason.
  7. HEALTH's Vol4::Slaves of Fear came out last year, but really feels like it was written about 2020.
  8. Started watching this a while back ago and just finished the first season a week or so ago. Loved it, can't wait to get into season two. The Magician, the movie that the show is based on, is on Prime and is pretty good if you're a fan of Mr. Inbetween.
  9. My wife and I were losing it at that -- just a really bizarre choice. Why have Chris Pine come back in that guy's body at all?
  10. Just finished. Corny as fuck and felt like it was six hours long. What a letdown.
  11. You mean aside from your parents the day you were born?
  12. Unfortunately for us, nightmares are dreams too.
  13. I just assumed the only sexual contact they've had together in years probably involved her accidentally walking in on him abusing himself to cuckold porn.
  14. Maybe they're green screening him in like this
  15. Most of that group are very casual fans that think a winning record is a good season.
  16. How many of us were watching the Fox Studio shows with more interest than the actual game?
  17. You avatar stealin' motherfucker
  18. Always bemused by the fact that the same people openly and eagerly calling for “global martial law” and a complete military takeover of our entire communications infrastructure are, by and large, the same people that see being asked to wear a cloth covering over your nose and mouth while in public as the single greatest assault on liberty in human history.
  19. Pretty sure the Kraken got a better offer out of Japan and is making hentai now.
  20. My predictions: Short of Barr telling him he can't, which I find unlikely given Barr's views on executive power, Trump absolutely is pardoning himself with the thought that "his" Supreme Court will take care of him. The kids are all getting pardoned -- well except maybe Tiffany, depends on if Trump remembers she exists or not. He's going to promise a bunch of pardons and not get around to them before he's out of office. He's going to withhold a pardon to punish someone he thinks failed or screwed him -- Rudy actually a good candidate for this one. Dark horse prediction: He announces he's pardoning Hillary, Obama, and Biden.
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