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  1. The Cliff Notes version of the Bible used at Katy Bible Church must not mention "idolatry." Most non-Texans can't begin to comprehend the incessant he-ro worship that is a defining defect of aggy culture.
  2. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3311475/replies/62803553
  3. The finest fan base in all of college football™
  4. aggys are some of the dumbest people on the planet.
  5. I'll gladly debate the merits and the economics of the subject of student loan forgiveness with you any day you choose, but there is extreme hypocrisy in aggyland with their sanctimonious, idiotic claims that federal welfare programs "hinder American exceptionalism, innovation, entrepreneurship, and competitiveness." The short reality of the student loan fiasco is that the federal government fucked up when they barred student loan debt from being dischargable in bankrputcy court. But as the current debate relates to the aggys wallowing in government welfare programs while claiming government welfare programs are inherently evil, the agys (yet again) are completely ignorant of just how much their culture owes its existence to such programs. Their entire fucking school was established under the Morrill Act, a liberal federal welfare program. They claim to be "the wealthiest public university in the nation" when in reality $11.5 billion of the $13 billion they claim as their endowment is the direct result of a liberal state government welfare program (the PUF). The worthless vaccine plant the federal government built in College Station was unquestionably wasteful federal spending. How many ags have ever protested against that? The inflation adjusted income of Brazos County residents hasn't increased in 40 years. That in spite of massive federal and state spending to keep their local economy afloat. And those redneck, racist fuckers seem to think they represent "American exceptionalism, innovation, entrepreneurship, and competitiveness." They are getting a Buc-ee's and outside of government employment it will be one of the top five employers in the county. A goddamned gas station. Fucking hilarious. I apologize for (once again) being too subtle for some on this board, but if the ags are going to remain silent about the federal and state government handouts that keep their entire fucking town from dying and their beloved school from withering into oblivion, they should at least have the intellectual honesty to admit they are beneficiaries of the same type of "liberal government" wealth transfers they demand others be denied. Billy Liucci was a fat hog at the trough. Nothing about gifting him a windfall of federal welfare program abuse in any way exemplified "American exceptionalism, innovation, entrepreneurship, and competitiveness." I am sorry if my subtlety allowed you to miss any of what I intended to convey. I'll struggle to dumb down such comments down moving forward to avoid these types of confusions. Have a nice day.
  6. Not to go CR, but the ags are hilarious in their typical over-judgmental, sanctimonious lack of self-awareness. Remember that Texas A&M owes its very existence to "liberal, big government federal handouts." The Morrill Act was exactly such a program. Free federal money to subsidize farm school education. The ags didn't moan when the federal government wasted half a billion dollars on a scam vaccine manufacturing plant in College Station. I haven't seen an aggy comment asserting that allowing home interest tax deductions and property tax deductions (including ag exemptions) subsidizes property owners at the expense of renters. They didn't moan when Billy Liucci was gifted a free handout deep into six-figures by the federal government under Billy's assertion that keeping rednecks out of the office as part of a viral pandemic mitigation strategy had financially crushed his online social media business. Sure, Billy. Whatever you say. I would posit that "exceptionalism, innovation, entrepreneurship, and competitiveness" are words that refer to precious few aggy-owned businesses, and certainly don't apply to Billy "PPP" Liucci, or his business. When you only give post-secondary students a limited trade school education, as opposed to a balanced well-rounded education including an exposure to the liberal arts, the trade school students are unable to comprehend bigger principles of action. Instead, they view every situation myopically in an "us vs them" scenario. Which exactly describes the aggy mentality. The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M. https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3309642/1
  7. If you meet an aggy who complains about $10,000 in student loan debt forgiveness, be sure to ask him how loudly he protested when the federal government forgave every penny of Billy Liucci's PPP loan.
  8. Evidently they converted Texas A&M's redneck dollars into U.S. dollars and found out bring "redneck rich" isn't the same thing as actually having a lot of money. So much for "Texas A&M having more money that UT." But aggys will continue to claim "their sources tell them" they have more money than UT. The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.
  9. My firm has a standing rule to never interview any aggy. We just don’t need their bullshit attitude holding everyone else back. I’m about to rotate out to senior status and leave the firm to extremely competent professionals. We rotate leadership out at age 55. I fully expect the next leadership team to laugh at any aggy resume and to trash it. “My sources tell me” our economy needs nothing to do with the aggy mentality. “I can’t tell you how I know, but I am told” the people of Texas and our nation deserve better than what Texas A&M calls “graduates.” My $1 million offer “aggy yell leader” challenge still stands. Twelve years I have offered to make any person an instant millionaire if they can tell us exactly which game in 1907 the “women were bored so we stole janitor overalls and rocked the world” happened. If they know the year, the have to know the game. Otherwise, how did they know the year? Step up, aggys. “People I talk to” tell me you just made that story up and what you revere as “tradition” we mock as “redneck bullshit.” I’m going to also launch (yet another) aggy millionaire challenge. I am preparing to offer $1 million to any aggy who can explain how, as his daughter explained, Sul Ross was motivated to kill people of color “to establish the supremacy of the white man.” How does that not qualify Sul Ross as a white supremacist? Here is your chance to get rich, Billy Liucci. No more federal bailouts to keep your business viable. Lol.
  10. He's still lurking. Here is a message I sent him this morning that he read around noon, but doesn't have the integrity to answer. And I thought he and I were friends. (pardon the typos. I composed it while I was out walking my dog)
  11. Good catch. My hobby of chronicling aggy culture is a direct result of my interest in studying primitive cultures. I need to go back and archive the aggy "I was a visiting fan who experience a transcendent experience visiting Kyle Field" letters. They were hilarious, even more so to people who immediately realized they were written by aggys claiming to be opposing fans. I remember the Auburn one where the guy got lost seven times between the parking lot and the stadium was 2013. Does anyone remember what year the Florida one was written where the supposed UF fan said he was glad his team lost because the aggys played better and deserved the win? longhorn1991 has gone silent after I outed him as an aggy. I'm sure he is still lurking, but keep a watch on him. He'll be back.
  12. It’s comical that the aggys don’t grasp that not everyone has aggy-level thought processes. They are oblivious to how their aggy education has failed them. They get their trade school diploma, move to Katy, and spend the rest of their W-2 existence thinking a “c” average at a state trade school with a 70% acceptance rate is what constitutes a “world class education.” And they are stunned when someone takes them for an aggy within three minutes of meeting them or after reading anything they have written. But, as someone who originally wanted to be an anthropologist and study primitive cultures, I have to admit they are entertaining.
  13. No, I showed him a W-2 with a gross income of 101,000 and an address in Katy. Along with my Ram truck lease agreement and a picture of my second hand bass boat. He’s squeezing his balls right now and telling his white trash redneck friends “his sources tell him” Randolph Duke is actually an aggy. Advantage aggy.
  14. He’s still lurking the site, but not joining in the discussion. He’s aggy. Hey, asshole, my name is Kevin Morgan. Come at me, you redneck fuckwad. Lol.
  15. Fuck you for outing me. Our new friend was active on the site two minutes ago, so we know he’s lurking. Im going to bet he won’t disclose his identity, although he wants me to disclose mine. Have fun with him. Just know his background.
  16. Yep. Nice to know they are still obsessed with Randolph Duke. We have his IP address. Who wants to bet either College Station or Katy? He wants my ID, so I asked him to post his Driver's License. He wants my ID, the least he can do is offer up his first. They have the mentality of children. The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.
  17. I got DM'ed today by a guy asking about my interest in aggy culture. Within three messages he asked me for my identity. longhorn1991 The person established their account this past Monday. Four days on the site and he wants my identity. Just be aware.
  18. Attached a copy of the December 1916 Alcalde which specifically mentions the presentation of the mascot and clearly mentions his name as 'Bevo." In the December 1916 publication, November 30, 1916, is identified as the exact date Bevo was presented and first named in print. Attached is also a story from the Austin American Statesman, dated Feb 12, 1917, which mentions the animal being stolen and branded "13-0." The evening of February 10, 1917 is established by the article as the exact date the animal was branded. One of the most sought after documents not in the UT school archives is a copy of the November 31, 1916, school newspaper which would have covered the presentation of the new mascot in detail. That the aggy education utterly fails to teach "liberal lernin" subjects such as history to individuals who by their nature want to better understand history and understand their heritage (and turditions), is a glaring failure of the "aggy experience." They are duped with fairy tales and treated as ignorant rubes by their very own university administrators. And they live their lives not knowing the difference. Texas A&M is the only "world class" post-secondary institution I can think of whose culture is entirely predicated on the ignorance of their students and alumni. The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M. The Alcalde December 1916 .pdf
  19. Here is (yet another) perfect example of how the aggy education is not anything close "to tu." Politics aside for this discussion, the ags are bleating about Trump and classified documents. The 40% of aggys on the low end (the t-shirt aggy, "full aggy," and corps turds) simply genuflect (see: Sul Ross) and insist by their divine provenance the individual in question is incapable of any errors in thought or action. Then comes the fat part of the curve containing the random aggies who couldn't come close to getting accepted into UT Austin and who are therefore cursed to go through life with only an aggy-level education. The only way of thinking they know is "I heard this in Fish Camp so it must be 100% true and indisputable, "facts is facts and I knows facts, 'cause I done herd them somewhere." These are the same idiots who start out "my information says," "I have it on good information," or "don't worry about how I know, I just do." Their approach is largely, "Facts is facts, I done gived you the facts, end of discussion, he ain't done nuthin' wrong. Whoop!" Here is a great example of all this playing out in real time: https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3307821 Not one of them thinks to cite Federal Code and clarify the statutes they believe speak to the classification and declassification of federal documents. The UT Austin approach of meaningful learning (as opposed to the the A&M model of rote learning) encourages people to examine the relevant statutes, discern their meaning and intent, pass that perspective through the filter of relevant case law, and then form an opinion. Or at least refer to a discussion involving someone who has referred to the relevant information on the subject. This is a far different process than the rote learning redneck approach to ignoring most of the facts (relevant statutes and case law) and instead dictating to others "this is what I lernt in Fish Camp, so shut up, I is right and you ain't." (My personal favorite aggy rote-learning stumblefuck is "well, I ain't never heard of none of that until now, so it don't matter.") No A&M doesn't "have more money than tu." No, the Texas A&M education isn't "just like tu." The amazing thing is the ags truly believe what they say, they just don't understand the way they settled on their beliefs is a direct result of the glaring weaknesses of the aggy education. This pertains to A&M being a branch of UT, their school essentially being a reform school in its early years, the origins of their yell leader tradition, the fraud wrapped so tightly around their 12th Man turdition, "more officers in WWII," "just a small military school," "only aggys ever served their country," "we stole federal property and conspired to take it to Waco to commit mass atrocities," etc, etc, etc, etc. Below is a picture of the Madgaburg Unicorn (for some reasons its making its way around the twittersphere again this morning). When I see this, it reminds me of Texas A&M. "Scientific experts" who believed "facts was facts" insisted this was an accurate skeletal reconstruction of a prehistoric unicorn. This was believed by some of the most enlightened minds in 17th-centure Europe. Knowledge evolves over time. Texas A&M and aggy culture doesn't. The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.
  20. You forget to mention Kliff Kingsbury being the play caller. Not a small piece of that puzzle.
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