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  1. sdm

    A&M at ND

    Where the hell is Touchdown Jesus, come on!
  2. sdm

    A&M at ND

  3. sdm

    A&M at ND

    Fuck aggy, fuck fat elko, fuck reed, fuck scooby, fuck moss, fuck craver, fuck concepcion, fuck the fact that aggy offense looks better than ours, just fuck it. That is all.
  4. Don't forget, Touchdown Jesus will be watching over the field.
  5. If I had an X account I would ask Billy...would you trade Marcel Reed for Arch, right now?
  6. Says the man whose team can't seem to hold on to QBs.
  7. If she had gotten any higher up in the stadium those things might have popped.
  8. Our defense is going to wear down. Our offense is having to sit too long.
  9. I will admit, my hatred of aggy sometimes clouds my judgement.
  10. Hard to believe Jackson was a 5 star.
  11. Fuck the rapist, but I'm rooting for Baylor to beat Auburn and Auburn to beat aggy. I want every aggy to have to hear Baylor fans talk shit to them all season long.
  12. That is one chicken legs mutherfucker.
  13. So we should expect The Elk to publish a newsletter soon?
  14. No way, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans
  15. There's got to be a petroleum engineer/pumpjack joke in there somewhere.
  16. I know, thank God he was telling a story bout black Little People.
  17. With that physique it's hard to believe he was a high school QB and a college safety and not an offensive lineman.
  18. Every time I listen to Elko I'm left with the impression that he's not very bright, but the guy has a degree from Penn. Very interesting Quaker indeed.
  19. Former UT golfers have now won a total of 12 Major Championships. Can someone remind me how many Majors former aggy golfers have won?
  20. No shit. I'm surprised they didn't select a much smaller font size for the year.
  21. When Mike Elko takes the stage tomorrow I expect to hear the Texas fight song.
  22. I don't know but I'm sure aggy ate it up and soon will be saying we run the SEC.
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