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  1. Yep. This dude wasn't even doing the basics. He would wear clothes that were so wrinkled it looked like someone would compress all his shirts into a one-inch triangle after they were taken out of the washer. His clothes rarely matched and looked like he inherited them from his grandpa. He had a unibrow that once he took care of added 2 points to his look. Unfortunately, he suffered from early male pattern baldness and let the sides grow out, and it was real curly on the sides so it kinda looked like Krusty the Clown hair. I convinced him to buzz it, and it greatly improved his look as well as get his teeth whitened, it was Mack Brown butter teeth bad. Once he learned to work with what he was born with, his looks improved. After that, it was just a matter of lowering his expectations. But once he lowered his expectations, he thrived and landed a girlfriend who he would bang daily on his lunch breaks, I know because he would talk about it non-stop afterward. They were both in the same league, and he was happy, and she was happy. I never encouraged him to change his interests which were reading fantasy and sci-fi novels, I figured he would find someone with similar interests in the nerd-sphere.
  2. I've mentioned this guy a number of times over the years, I had an employee in the late 90s that was a proto-incel. His name was Tim. Tim used to get frustrated with women not giving him any attention. I started advising him on basic stuff like hygiene and ironing your clothes plus setting realistic expectations. Once Tim starts to clean up his look he started hanging out with this dude from work named Rusty. Well, Rusty was a 90's proto-gooner with his own jerk dungeon. Rusty was the kind of guy who blew his paycheck at the strip club, Hooters and the porn shop. After some time Tim tells me he isn't hanging out with Rusty anymore. It was too expensive and he realized that the strippers and waitresses were hustling him. Plus he described Rusty's fap dungeon. It was a spare bedroom with a 42 inch TV and sofa in the middle of the room. Two of the walls were filled with bookshelves but instead of books it was porn. A table next the sofa had a stack of porn magazines. Apparently, Rusty brought Tim into the room to drink some beer and watch porn on the couch. Tim got creeped out after a few minutes in and bailed. My only questions for Tim were "Did you sit on the couch and was it a fabric couch?" The answer was yes but Tim didn't understand why I was asking. I didn't explain and just had a look like this.
  3. Butt sex is a lot more common than the nineties.
  4. Long read but somewhat interesting. From femcels to ‘femcelcore’: Women’s involuntary celibacy and the rise of heteronihilism TLDR: The kids are not alright.
  5. Been there. A lightening strike took out my compressor in June.
  6. Not shades, it's the same thing. You still have to pay for "attention." The audience is just bigger with OnlyFans. I mentioned this in another thread, but Saved by the Bell covered this topic decades ago when Screen got bamboozled by a Hooters like waitress.
  7. This video cracks me up every time I watch it.
  8. So Gooners are Malakas?
  9. I haven't been paying attention to the political news lately, but I did just see the local news reporting that 8 Democrats broke with their party to end the government shutdown. Why was the Democratic Party shutting down the government?
  10. It's not that kind of hate. It's more like I hate stepping in dog shit.
  11. @Incredulity
  12. 1. The Wire. 2. Sopranos. 3. Deadwood
  13. F250

    Fat People

    Doesn't banging whores count as exercise?
  14. The Dead Don't Hurt, written and directed by Viggo Mortensen. It's a very slow burn Western, it's good but don't expect it to be a Western action movie. It kinda reminded me of some of the background stories from the Lonesome Dove series regarding the tragedy of frontier life women had to endure.
  15. About 16 years ago, I was recruited by Facebook. A recruiter from Facebook reached out, and I said I was interested, but their hiring process required that I either have a Facebook account or create one. My response. n
  16. Blain Crain is caca.
  17. This is some Knights of the Round Table and Le Tigre knock off shit.
  18. Go Spurs Go! Fuck the Rockets! Watched the game at a local establishment with the GF tonight. Spurs win, had a quickie in her Escalade afterward. By the way, the Spurs court for the tournament was fucking badass.
  19. This reminds me of a story a buddy told me about 12 years ago, He said he showed up at the Guadalupe just south of the damn right after sunrise to do some fishing and went to his spot and there was a little girl fishing about 6/7-year-olds by herself sitting near the water fishing alone, and she waved at him when he walked up. He said he looked around and didn't see any sign of anyone else there and said "Nope" and walked off back to his truck and left. His last words on the story were, "I'm pretty sure she was a kid ghost."
  20. Foul calls were bullshit but whatever...
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