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Xminus6

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  1. On 11/11/2022 at 8:24 AM, Augustus said:

    Also, hearing the thick Scottish accent emanate from Ash is funny.  Reminds me of the Asian comedian (Henry Cho?) who exaggerated a southern drawl accent.

    Yeah. NGL. I’m Asian myself but when I used to see Asians with British accents it threw me for a loop. 

  2. 35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

     

     

    Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

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  3. 20 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

    It's A&M.  They'll probably just pull a Tech, fire him, not pay him, and rely on their immunity and the statutory caps to protect them.  

    That’s been speculated a lot. But that only protects them from paying Jimbo’s contract. Jimbo, given his age and public perception, might feel like he had nothing to lose by spilling every bean that he had on them. Why would he hold back?

     He could taint the job for a decade or more just by talking shit about their “guaranteed” contract and how dishonest they are. What established coach worth a shit would take that job? Plus they already hiked up their skirt and told everyone that you should only take huge guaranteed contracts from them. 

  4. 6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

    C’mon guys they’re building parts for the Death Star.

    Andor has a hand in building it. Andor has a hand in destroying it.

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    Yep. I think you've nailed it.

  5. 1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

    Yes it was.

    If we had somebody who could catch punts we would have won about three more games. What a weird fucking team that 2010 group was.

    Not sure if it's less embarrassing or more embarrassing that we had played for the NC the season before. I'm going to go with less.

  6. 27 minutes ago, Modessit said:

    Yep. Can't afford $95 million right now. Don't fire him. Reassign him to an assistant athletic director role and keep paying him his $9.5M salary on the current schedule even if you have to do it for ten years. Easier to make the monthly payments than pay the lump sum, especially when you're going to have to pay for a replacement at the same time. Fire the rest of the staff (hopefully they don't have long guaranteed contracts).

    I think his contract stipulates he must be the Head Football Coach. 

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  7. 29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
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    I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

    Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.
     

    Yup. I can’t think of a more natural combination than swag and Jimbo Fischer. 

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  8. 19 hours ago, Augustus said:

    My gf is from India, and is one of the smartest people I've known.  If you administered any of the commonly used IQ tests, she'd score extremely high.

    And she somehow made it through her entire life not knowing that North America is completely surrounded by water.  I know this because she asked me how long it would take if we drove to India.  I explained to her why that's impossible, and told her never, ever let anyone know she'd asked that.  Soon after, I bought a nice globe for the house.

    Even when they're smart, they ask nonsensical questions.

    Of course, I've seen enough of those "stop random college kids and ask them history/geography questions" videos on YouTube to understand that today's younger generations are the mostly poorly educated about commonplace stuff since the 19th century.

    My wife has a Masters in Econ from an Ivy and scored 11th overall in her country’s college entrance exam her year. Watching TV with her is like watching TV with a 5-year-old. 

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